Damnit Radar!

[bigtravis]

I just did the Epsom salts remedy and that had to be the worst shit I have ever done. Aside from drinkin peg-400.

 

[lartinos]

peg-400? what was this remedy for exactly?

 

[bigtravis]

I've been a bit of a dumbass and haven't stayed hydrated. I run high doses. Needless to say like Chris says, "I'm fulla shit."

 

[chris302001]

I've been a bit of a dumbass and haven't stayed hydrated. I run high doses. Needless to say like Chris says, "I'm fulla shit."

I'm guessing your butthole is feelin pretty raw?

 

[bigtravis]

Oh fuck! Somebody call 911. Please!

Radar i'm going to mail this shit to georgia on fire! Express.

 

[hurricane]

olololol

 

[RADAR]

lolololololol! I did warn you it was instant gratification! I hope you jave lololololol this is just too funny!I meant had a couple of magazines handy!

BTW! that's a good tip come contest time also!

RADAR

 

[bigtravis]

Whew. I'm glad that's over with. I'd cough in bed and almost pack my drawers.

 

[eliteandy]

Note to self* Epsom salts remedy works!

On a side note, how much did you drink and how long did it last? As in before you could travel more than 10 ft from a toilet?

 

[bigtravis]

I drank a large red plastic cup full of 3 tblsp of salt. It took about an hour to kick in then holy shit. You think there's nothin left and BOOM.

 

[eliteandy]

I drank a large red plastic cup full of 3 tblsp of salt. It took about an hour to kick in then holy shit. You think there's nothin left and BOOM.

How long before you could leave your house again?

 

[SouthernLord]

poop thread!!!!! lol

 

[bigtravis]

I got up this morning and had to go again. BUTT all's good now.

 

[chris302001]

Maybe I should do this before smurf comes so I dont have to poop for 3 days.

 

[bigtravis]

Maybe I should do this before smurf comes so I dont have to poop for 3 days.

LMAO. I was thinkin the same thing. I'm goin to the mountains with my girl tomorrow night.

 

[RADAR]

LMAO. I was thinkin the same thing. I'm goin to the mountains with my girl tomorrow night.

Well the good is you should get some quality unterrupted time with her!



RADAR

 

[UA_Iron]

Why is it good precontest? Does it dry you out more?

 

[RADAR]

Why is it good precontest? Does it dry you out more?

Yes! But a warning also....to close to contest time and you will look flat from dehydration.

RADAR

 

[bigtravis]

That plus you could suffer severe cramps on stage from lack of K.