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Rob of Redford
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i'm ripe for a pwning, so haters take note.
just had my ass cut open to remove some 'roids.
dreading the first dump, getting norco'ed out to smoothen things out.
talk about humbling...and my ride ditched me so i had to iron man it to and from my surgery with a headful of drugs.
fuk discuss
 
bino said:
i'm ripe for a pwning, so haters take note.
just had my ass cut open to remove some 'roids.
dreading the first dump, getting norco'ed out to smoothen things out.
talk about humbling...and my ride ditched me so i had to iron man it to and from my surgery with a headful of drugs.
fuk discuss
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Your ride ditched you rob? Fugg that! Go tear open another hole on him and transplant your old asshole there.
 
ceo said:
Your ride ditched you rob? Fugg that! Go tear open another hole on him and transplant your old asshole there.
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it's a chic and she is a ex-tweaker trying to do good and i think she must of lapsed, been MIA for 48 now.
fuggin cvnt, the only folks i know around here do the same job i do and they are all on the road.
so it had to be her, i drove about 40 miles all fuct on anathesia and demerol.
if i had to go thru with multiple procedures i would consider offing myself i'm hating life already
 
Damn bro. Driving all geeked up like that is fucked.

Be careful with those meds. You don't want that first duece to be a brick. Time to load up on the fiber supps. I hope you heal up quick.
 
SouthernLord said:
Damn bro. Driving all geeked up like that is fucked.

Be careful with those meds. You don't want that first duece to be a brick. Time to load up on the fiber supps. I hope you heal up quick.
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for every norco i take i'm taking a stool softner
and gonna start eating a lotta fruit.
trying not to lose mass so after today i'm gonna ease into a regular diet...and i hate being spun out on pills
 
Eat a whole bottle of stool softeners. Thats what they send new mom's home with after having a baby to prevent/ease hemorroid pain. Even though you had yours removed it wouldn't hurt to soften that first deposit up and help ease your pain!!

Feel Better :D
 
bino said:
i'm ripe for a pwning, so haters take note.
just had my ass cut open to remove some 'roids.
dreading the first dump, getting norco'ed out to smoothen things out.
talk about humbling...and my ride ditched me so i had to iron man it to and from my surgery with a headful of drugs.
fuk discuss
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Bro...I just had a thrombosed hemmorhoid cut 3 weeks ago. Talking about fucking embarrassing and weird. Did you kneel down and they drapped that paper shit on ou and tilted the table up?

LOL....I was afraid as hell

How do you feel?
 
bino said:
for every norco i take i'm taking a stool softner
and gonna start eating a lotta fruit.
trying not to lose mass so after today i'm gonna ease into a regular diet...and i hate being spun out on pills
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Good idea!! You will have major issues from the anesthesia and pain meds. I remember when I had surgery I didn't go to the bathroom for 4 days. Gosh was it painful.
 
Stryker1992 said:
Bro...I just had a thrombosed hemmorhoid cut 3 weeks ago. Talking about fucking embarrassing and weird. Did you kneel down and they drapped that paper shit on ou and tilted the table up?

LOL....I was afraid as hell

How do you feel?
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mine was no joke, i was actually put down for a hour.

and ladies, if there has ever been a time a good bro could
use a boost tis now.
send nudez, it's like giving tiny tim a turkey leg.
fuct up i even have to ask.
?
:)
 
bino said:
mine was no joke, i was actually put down for a hour.

and ladies, if there has ever been a time a good bro could
use a boost tis now.
send nudez, it's like giving tiny tim a turkey leg.
fuct up i even have to ask.
?
:)
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noodz on the way brah. Check your PMs.

:rainbow:
 
bino said:
i'm ripe for a pwning, so haters take note.
just had my ass cut open to remove some 'roids.
dreading the first dump, getting norco'ed out to smoothen things out.
talk about humbling...and my ride ditched me so i had to iron man it to and from my surgery with a headful of drugs.
fuk discuss
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They don't have taxi service in your town?

You and CW need to open a Recovery Room thread together.

I hope they got your poop chute all fixed up properly.
 
damn dude i thought when u go under they dont let u drive home. my dad had to get a colon thing and they were strict as hell. made me pull up the car to show he wasnt driving and stuff.
 
twenty47 said:
damn dude i thought when u go under they dont let u drive home. my dad had to get a colon thing and they were strict as hell. made me pull up the car to show he wasnt driving and stuff.
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i felt like a dbag not having anyone with me so i lied and said
i had a ride.
i have at least 30 close friends that could've helped, but everyone is working.
so i did what had to be done
 
bino, that sucks. I know (not from experience so much, but from friends) that it's painful and embarrassing.
 
bino said:
i'm ripe for a pwning, so haters take note.
just had my ass cut open to remove some 'roids.
dreading the first dump, getting norco'ed out to smoothen things out.
talk about humbling...and my ride ditched me so i had to iron man it to and from my surgery with a headful of drugs.
fuk discuss
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your ass is meant for pooping. it's not a purse. so quit hiding your stash of gear up there! was it stray amps or 50ml jugs?
 
redsamurai said:
cause you said you "boned up on o-rings".....kind of self explanatory. No other way that one can be construed. He finally got you to cop to it huh? lol
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I'm just thankful you were here to explain it.

P.S. Nice to see the //QUOTE system still owns you.
 
bino said:
unless you are a doc familiar with my situation you can't say shit
been plaguing me for yrs now i'm paying the price
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As the resident Anal Connoisseur of the board, I know quite a bit about asses. I would have just suggested you toughed it out and left them in. You know, so you can tell your tops that you are "ridged for their pleasure".
 
AAP said:
As the resident Anal Connoisseur of the board, I know quite a bit about asses. I would have just suggested you toughed it out and left them in. You know, so you can tell your tops that you are "ridged for their pleasure".
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jesus man that's tmi.....:lmao:. You most defintely painted an awful awful picture there on alot of levels, lolol.
 
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