Dam mice!!!!!!!

[superqt4u2nv]

I left a protein bar on my desk yesterday unopened. I go to have as my snack today and it appears someone has been at it. That is not the first thing of mine they have ate either. I while back I had a zippy bag off vitamins and oils the little bastards ate that too. I believe we have created super mice here we left out poison and everything they are still alive!

 

[from zero]

lol, awesome.

 

[Scotsman]

I left a protein bar on my desk yesterday unopened. I go to have as my snack today and it appears someone has been at it. That is not the first thing of mine they have ate either. I while back I had a zippy bag off vitamins and oils the little bastards ate that too. I believe we have created super mice here we left out poison and everything they are still alive!

We have that problem here too. I either don't keep anything that's not well sealed like tuna or lock it in my desk which is all metal and appears to keep the filthy little bastards at bay. Oh and they also like to leave little "presents" on my desk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

We have that problem here too. I either don't keep anything that's not well sealed like tuna or lock it in my desk which is all metal and appears to keep the filthy little bastards at bay. Oh and they also like to leave little "presents" on my desk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

They stopped leaving the presents on my desk so I thought they were gone!

 

[Scotsman]

They stopped leaving the presents on my desk so I thought they were gone!

They're wily little fuckers they lull you into a false sense of security and then bam food ruined and turds on the desk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the_only_sepe]

does he leave little dropping trails ?

 

[bran987]

mice = non-english speaking cleaning crew?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

They're wily little fuckers they lull you into a false sense of security and then bam food ruined and turds on the desk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I just found another turd!!!!!!! Scotsman we need to come up with a plan to kill these little bastards!

 

[SoreArms]

sure it's not the cleaning person taking your shit after everyone leaves? I'd take it

 

[Razorguns]

call the exterminator. or be a REAL woman and find and choke the mice yourself!

 

[Paulo]

Do they make off with your "Mouse and Fitness" magazines too?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

call the exterminator. or be a REAL woman and find and choke the mice yourself!

We had mouse traps out for a while until we got the posion I would lay the traps and my boss would get rid of the bodies.

Do they make off with your "Mouse and Fitness" magazines too?

Bwahahhahahhahaha!!!!

 

[Scotsman]

I just found another turd!!!!!!! Scotsman we need to come up with a plan to kill these little bastards!

I am all for tactical nuclear strikes, but then we'll both have to find new jobs.

Otherwise it is time for biological warefare on these little WMA's (weapons of mass annoyance).

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[d3track]

WTF!
business is that bad that theres rodents running around your office
not real sanitary

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Make sure they're not deer mice. Those types carry hanta virus

 

[Dougly]

You need stronger zippy bags.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Make sure they're not deer mice. Those types carry hanta virus

WTF is that? and how can you tell? We can't seem to kill the little bastards!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

WTF is that? and how can you tell? We can't seem to kill the little bastards!

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/diseases/hanta/hps/noframes/rodents.htm

 

[Beachbum1546]

it's damN

 

[Seashell]

Where do you people work?! lol..

 

[Scotsman]

Make sure they're not deer mice. Those types carry hanta virus

We have those here the exterminator guy says "you'll be fine as long as you don't play with the poop" Well no shit dumb ass like I need to be told not to play in mouse shit.

Seashell- My office is in the middle of a big field right next to the foothills. So mice are a given so are wolf spiders.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

We have those here the exterminator guy says "you'll be fine as long as you don't play with the poop" Well no shit dumb ass like I need to be told not to play in mouse shit.

Seashell- My office is in the middle of a big field right next to the foothills. So mice are a given so are wolf spiders.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yeh, it's the vapors/fecal dust that, when inhaled, give you hanta virus. It's best to buy a misting bottle, and mist the whole area before you clean it up. Doing this will prevent the fecal and urine dust to be airborne.

 

[Smurfy]

sa i have said before. mice are evil.

 

[Testosterone boy]

If you work or live in rural areas then mice are a given.

When it gets cold they seek shelter indoors. Their bone structure allows them to wriggle through pencil sized holes.

You are never done getting rid of them, keeping out mouse poison is an eternal chore.


The reasons I am not a good Christian:
mice
flies
mosquitos
ticks
chiggers
roaches
ants
leeches
venemous snakes and spiders
PMS

This is clearly not a loving God..........more like a creator who said. "well there is life now, time to move on."

 

[Testosterone boy]

Reasons that I believe in a creator:
feminine curves
flowers
song birds
furry animals
lakes and streams
trees
mountains
oceans
breasts
vagina.......Canada of course
fresh air
coral reefs
thongs

 

[Sub-Zero]

i spilled my entire 2pd tub of protein and i dusbusted it up and poured it back in the thing.


i was too dumb to clean out the inside first so its mixed with dirt an dother bugs i dustbust

 

[redshirt27se]

sprinkle some poision on a protein bar then take the body and impale it on a fork near their lair to send them a message.

 

[p0ink]

not only do your political standards suck, but you also have poor cleanliness and hygiene standards, ta boot!

telling people you have mice is like saying you have herpes; you just don't do it.

 

[the_only_sepe]

qt, after reviewing the security camera footage we found this little guy on your desk!


http://www.shortarmguy.com/micelove.gif

 

[Testosterone boy]

not only do your political standards suck, but you also have poor cleanliness and hygiene standards, ta boot!

telling people you have mice is like saying you have herpes; you just don't do it.

such a diplomat.

No wonder the neocons have endeared themselves to the world eh?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

p0ink you ass factory the mice are at my work. I keep my desk clean but there is only so much I can do. No mice in my apartment.

 

[jerkbox]

filthy canadians....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

filthy canadians....

I am a dirty girl come clean me up Flirtbox!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

try not wearing any panties and a skirt...maybe the mice will get confused and stay away from your desk

 

[superqt4u2nv]

try not wearing any panties and a skirt...maybe the mice will get confused and stay away from your desk

 

[GoldenDelicious]

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[superqt4u2nv]

qt, after reviewing the security camera footage we found this little guy on your desk!


http://www.shortarmguy.com/micelove.gif

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaha

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre no fun sometimes qt

im bored, its friday night...should i go out? another long weekend here dammit...you dont know which night will be best..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

youre no fun sometimes qt

im bored, its friday night...should i go out? another long weekend here dammit...you dont know which night will be best..

I am always fun Sugar!

I am not big on going out Friday night generaly it sucks. If I have Saturday night off I like to go out then clubs are always hopin plus I can party from Saturday 11 p.m tell Monday 6 a.m. Not lately however but hopefully I will agan soon.

 

[the_only_sepe]

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaha

might want to wash your hands??????

 

[superqt4u2nv]

might want to wash your hands??????

I did then I cleaned my mouse.

 

[the_only_sepe]

I did then I cleaned my mouse.

HA HAHAAHA HAHAHAHAH