LMFAO!!! Apparently you and your butt buddy are two of the few athletes that will truly benefit from a Dianabol - methandrostenolone - only cycle. What's your goal? Win an impromptu arm wrestling contest at some dive bar? What's the prize? A lifetime supply of beef jerky??? I doubt the swamp donkey whores in attendance will be too impressed. Especially when they can't ignore the fact that you have moon faces , profuse back acne, and your guts are so big that you haven't seen your own dicks in years.
You sound way too much like the guy that's afraid of getting "too big too quick." The only difference is you say that you don't want the "bodybuilding look" because that's not what you're going for.
As if you'd really be upset if you woke up one day looking like a pro BB??? It's not like one day you're gonna wake up with that Keystone Lite hangover and say "Damn, I look like a bodybuilder now, this fuckin' sucks" and "Keep these hot bitches away from my my muscular ripped body. I can't take it anymore! Somebody get me a #1 Supersized quick before someone offers me another modeling contract!!!"