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my fuggin turkey sandwich was pissing me off this AM, fuggin bread kept on falling apart.
so i cursed it out big time, hope no one else heard this insanity...anyone else do shit like this?
discuss
 
Yeah, one time I had an arguement over the word discuss. So many now put it at the end of every post. Bino does, and I thought Bino was the originator of it. Now, seems that everyone is doin' it. So now when I see it I am like "Discuss fucking what!"....
 
Yes!

I curse at the logs as I squeeze them out of the rear, they are quite painful and I swear at them to get out quicker and I swear at me for eating so much!
 
walliwalibus said:
Yeah, one time I had an arguement over the word discuss. So many now put it at the end of every post. Bino does, and I thought Bino was the originator of it. Now, seems that everyone is doin' it. So now when I see it I am like "Discuss fucking what!"....
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i am a trendsetter and my penis>your penis
discuss
 
YEAH..I yelled at my laptop this morning when it would not connect to my ISP.

Now I'm on the ISP for the building next door.
 
I pretty much curse at anything and everything whenever I get a chance.

Side note: I just noticed I have spit up down the back of my shirt. I cursed at it.
 
i once punched out a cheeseburger. . .just got done making burgers on the grill. . .got one all ready. . .ketchup, mayo, onion, some homemade bread & butter pickles. . .bit into the muh-fugger and hot grease squirted me in the face from inside the burger. . .i tossed it down on my plate, curled up my chubby fist and gave it two quick, hard, righthand strikes in the middle of the bun and then i ripped open the sliding glass door and hurled the burger's bludgeoned carcass down the hill behind my house. . .

oh. . .and i regularly take toys that have injured my children in some way into my driveway and bash them to pieces with my sledgehammer. . .

i've smashed a cordless phone or two as well. . .fuggin' things aren't worth a shit, no matter how much you pay for them. . .
 
oh yeah. . .and that fitted sheet on the bed?? i curse that fucking thing out on an almost daily basis. . .having a hell of a time finding one that will stay put on my tempurpedic. . .plus, when i'm changing the damn thing the opposite corner comes flying off once or twice during each reinstallation. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
i once punched out a cheeseburger. . .just got done making burgers on the grill. . .got one all ready. . .ketchup, mayo, onion, some homemade bread & butter pickles. . .bit into the muh-fugger and hot grease squirted me in the face from inside the burger. . .i tossed it down on my plate, curled up my chubby fist and gave it two quick, hard, righthand strikes in the middle of the bun and then i ripped open the sliding glass door and hurled the burger's bludgeoned carcass down the hill behind my house. . .

oh. . .and i regularly take toys that have injured my children in some way into my driveway and bash them to pieces with my sledgehammer. . .

i've smashed a cordless phone or two as well. . .fuggin' things aren't worth a shit, no matter how much you pay for them. . .
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lmao dude
 
lmao digi, that's hilarious
cut my finger pretty deep the other day opening a can of dip with a knife...threw the knife down and stomped the fug outta it
 
Bino said:
lmao digi, that's hilarious
cut my finger pretty deep the other day opening a can of dip with a knife...threw the knife down and stomped the fug outta it
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It'd suck but be lol at the same time if while you were stopming on the knife it stood up and you stabbed your foot.
 
Bino said:
lmao digi, that's hilarious
cut my finger pretty deep the other day opening a can of dip with a knife...threw the knife down and stomped the fug outta it
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you and i were cut from the same cloth. . .luckily they wadded the remnants up and tossed them in a fire. . .
 
I told the S.O. I was thinking of starting chewing again because I need something to do while feeding the rugrat. She responded with an evil stare.
 
jnevin said:
I told the S.O. I was thinking of starting chewing again because I need something to do while feeding the rugrat. She responded with an evil stare.
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They think chewing is like the most disgusting thing.
I love to chew when I"m out on the driving range.
I don't play anymore, but when I did, I would put a dip in.
Had to stop cause, I was knee deep in being whipped and yeah...
 
-Ariel- said:
They think chewing is like the most disgusting thing.
I love to chew when I"m out on the driving range.
I don't play anymore, but when I did, I would put a dip in.
Had to stop cause, I was knee deep in being whipped and yeah...
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i used to chew a can a day. . .many moons ago (maybe 15yrs??) i cut way back. . .nowadays, a can of skoal classic (like cope but stays in place a little better) lasts me about two weeks. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
i used to chew a can a day. . .many moons ago (maybe 15yrs??) i cut way back. . .nowadays, a can of skoal classic (like cope but stays in place a little better) lasts me about two weeks. . .
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the work/dip habit is a bitch to break, esp when all my coworkers dip.
i just can't get over not dipping and working...out of work no problem
 
Bino said:
the work/dip habit is a bitch to break, esp when all my coworkers dip.
i just can't get over not dipping and working...out of work no problem
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hang in there buddy. . .obama will come up with some kind of assistance plan for people with your affliction. . ."i can't work anymore because it causes me to chew tobacco". . .oh yeah. . .and let me know when it happens. . .we can go file together. . .i teh tired of teh werkin'. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
i used to chew a can a day. . .many moons ago (maybe 15yrs??) i cut way back. . .nowadays, a can of skoal classic (like cope but stays in place a little better) lasts me about two weeks. . .
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Copenhagen is the shit.
Yeah I chewed for bout 3 years, just occasionally, but stopped, and now chew the shit out of nicorette. It cuts into the budget. However, I just accepted I'm pretty much addicted to nicotine to chill me out.
Don't really see a reason to stop nicotine gum.
 
-Ariel- said:
Copenhagen is the shit.
Yeah I chewed for bout 3 years, just occasionally, but stopped, and now chew the shit out of nicorette. It cuts into the budget. However, I just accepted I'm pretty much addicted to nicotine to chill me out.
Don't really see a reason to stop nicotine gum.
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luckily my wife's from west viriginia. . .the little bit of tobacco chewing i do doesn't seem to bother her. . .
 
Bino said:
my fuggin turkey sandwich was pissing me off this AM, fuggin bread kept on falling apart.
so i cursed it out big time, hope no one else heard this insanity...anyone else do shit like this?
discuss
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Hell yeah. Or when you turn the water filter on and it splashes off the bottom of the sink into your fuckin eye, like wtf?!
 
I was 2 cans a day of cope. I love that shit. Tastes a little metallic like when you get popped in the mouf and there's a little blood.
 
digimon7068 said:
i once punched out a cheeseburger. . .just got done making burgers on the grill. . .got one all ready. . .ketchup, mayo, onion, some homemade bread & butter pickles. . .bit into the muh-fugger and hot grease squirted me in the face from inside the burger. . .i tossed it down on my plate, curled up my chubby fist and gave it two quick, hard, righthand strikes in the middle of the bun and then i ripped open the sliding glass door and hurled the burger's bludgeoned carcass down the hill behind my house. . .

oh. . .and i regularly take toys that have injured my children in some way into my driveway and bash them to pieces with my sledgehammer. . .

i've smashed a cordless phone or two as well. . .fuggin' things aren't worth a shit, no matter how much you pay for them. . .
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roid rage!!!!!!!!!!
 
jnevin said:
I was 2 cans a day of cope. I love that shit. Tastes a little metallic like when you get popped in the mouf and there's a little blood.
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That is the best description I've ever heard.
Wow, yeah, I definitely feel that.
 
ortiz34 said:
roid rage!!!!!!!!!!
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nah. . .that was back in the day. . .a couple of years after i got married. . .i was clean with a capital C back then. . .other than some d-bol experimentation in college, i didn't start messing with teh j00se until after 35 yoa. . .when my natural hormone levels started to taper off. . .
 
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