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%#@& Crystal Light!!!!!

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The_Ghost

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Ok here I am drinking the Tropical Flavour of Crystal light out of a 1.5 litre water bottle allll morning. Well after finishing an errand at my second stop over lunch I notice in my rearview mirror that the top of my Blonde Goatee is PINK!!!!!!

Here I am alll morning at the office and no one says anything!!!

Lords knows what the people were thinking at my first two stops.

Whats worse is this stuff is like permanant ink or something is hard to get out LOL.
 
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that's why they call it a flavor saver, biatch.
 
Yeah, your supposed to drink it not rub it all over your face.
 
APP told me that Crystal Light makes you 100% Homo guaranteed, bor! Better go bang some fattie hoes quick!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
APP told me that Crystal Light makes you 100% Homo guaranteed, bor! Better go bang some fattie hoes quick!
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you know, now that I look at the box and see the name Tropical Passions, that is a Foo Foo name.

I better go out tonight and get some woman!!!!
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
you know, now that I look at the box and see the name Tropical Passions, that is a Foo Foo name.

I better go out tonight and get some woman!!!!
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Not anymore foo foo then the cosmo's you drink or the malibu! :qt:
 
sounds like you had some woman... and she was on the rag.

Got that Mexican Lipstick look going huh?
 
AAP said:
sounds like you had some woman... and she was on the rag.

Got that Mexican Lipstick look going huh?
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bigtime bad LOL

I mixed this shit in a Aquafina bottle so the top is big. Sons a bitch LOL
 
WTF man? First it's Cosmos and now Crystal Lite?

Does your control tops match your eyeshadow today too?

Fruit cake...
 
i used to use CL with a hormone releaser. Haven't touched it sense then. I always used lemonade flavor and my goatee never got colored. You must have looked funny.
 
I drink it all............but I ain't got no blonde steesh like bigdawg here(well I would if I ever chose to grow one)..........shit I'm blonde and I will never grow one..........






blonde steesh = NO NO NO don't do it..............
 
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ChewYxRage said:
I drink it all............but I ain't got no blonde steesh like bigdawg here(well I would if I ever chose to grow one)..........shit I'm blonde and I will never grow one..........






blonde steesh = NO NO NO don't do it..............
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Bro, you gots to be kidding, the woman love this thing. Bald head + platinum blonde goatee + tan = tons of mo fun for Bigdawg!! ;)

Hell mine is not even plat blonde normally, I made it this way ;)
 
So the question remains... did he manage to get rid of the fruity facedoo before he went out to carouse? Was he succesful on his quest to find love for the evening?



(My momma always told me, "Sweetheart, in the darkness every cow is black. That is why I prefer to do my fucking in broad day light! ;)
 
Werd said:
So the question remains... did he manage to get rid of the fruity facedoo before he went out to carouse? Was he succesful on his quest to find love for the evening?



(My momma always told me, "Sweetheart, in the darkness every cow is black. That is why I prefer to do my fucking in broad day light! ;)
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Yes I got the stuff off ;)

As for the rest of the evening, you will have to wait for the book ;)
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Yes I got the stuff off ;)

As for the rest of the evening, you will have to wait for the book ;)
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LOL Would it be more like "Doggie Does Dallas" or "The Big Chill"?

HEHehehehehehheheeee

My evening was more like something from mother goose...


"... the cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, Hi ho the merry-o, the cheese stands alone." But at least nobody woke up to go to the bathroom ketchin' me with my panties down around m' ankles!

HEhehehehheheheheheheeee

(Gosh, sometimes I slay me!)
 
Werd said:
LOL Would it be more like "Doggie Does Dallas" or "The Big Chill"?

HEHehehehehehheheeee

My evening was more like something from mother goose...


"... the cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, Hi ho the merry-o, the cheese stands alone." But at least nobody woke up to go to the bathroom ketchin' me with my panties down around m' ankles!

HEhehehehheheheheheheeee

(Gosh, sometimes I slay me!)
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Um, so what I gather from this is that you were in the kitchen alone, with your underwear around your ankes, but where does the cheese come into play??



Or do I want to know?
 
HEheheheheheheheheheheee

too funny.

Darlin' there are some things that are just better left unsaid!
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
As for the rest of the evening, you will have to wait for the book ;)
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Until then, here's the cliff notes


Applied a layer of shimmering foundation and a spritz of Chanel no. 5
Donned leather pants and ruffled pirate shirt
Went to local 'alternative' club
Bumped and ground all night to Wang Chung and Human League
Met a sexy young thing named tyrese
Took 'her' home and made hot monkey love
Sat together on the deck drinking crystal light watching the sunrise
Noticed each others now pink colored goatees and giggled


You may ask me how I know such details, but its pretty routine for the BigDawg. and no, my name is not tyrese.
 
I bought some of the Strawberry Kiwi today I will make sure to have some of it on hand for Dawgy's next visit. :qt:
 
If you're tired of the same flavors of Crystal Light all the time, get some Kool Aid, and instead of putting sugar in it, put Spenda in it instead. Theres tons of flavors of kool-aid.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Bro, you gots to be kidding, the woman love this thing. Bald head + platinum blonde goatee + tan = tons of mo fun for Bigdawg!! ;)

Hell mine is not even plat blonde normally, I made it this way ;)
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LOL bro I think we are catering to a different crowd
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
yea I like em 25-28 and good looking, I realize now you like the fat ugly old ones hehehehehe
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Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm you know Sugarplumb, not all THE OLD ones are fat and ugly.

It has been said a time er three that some of us old gals put the youngsters to shame. ;)
 
Werd said:
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm you know Sugarplumb, not all THE OLD ones are fat and ugly.

It has been said a time er three that some of us old gals put the youngsters to shame. ;)
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True dat!




Umm...er....or so I've heard... :verygood:
 
Werd said:
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm you know Sugarplumb, not all THE OLD ones are fat and ugly.

It has been said a time er three that some of us old gals put the youngsters to shame. ;)
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No arguement from me there hotstuff :evil: ;)
 
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