Cruel trick or awesome practical joke?

[SoreArms]

One of my co-workers was out sick yesterday so I decided to play a little trick on him. He's the newest guy in the department and still a little intimidated by management and stuff like that. So I had some one make a note that said "<dudes name>, See me immediately!" signed by the president/owner of the company (I had someone else do it so he wouldn't recognize my writing). I knew he'd basically pee in his pants at the sight of note and have like 20 million things run through his head.

He gets in earlier than me (because I'm always late) so I planned on getting here around the same time as him and revealing the joke just as he would walk out of the office toward the presidents office. I also thought he'd wait 'til one of us got here to ask if we might know what the note might be about before actually going to see him.

Unfortunately I forgot that I wanted to show up early and showed up late as usual. He apparently panicked when he saw the note and figured that it sounded important enough so he went to see the pres right away.

"what's up?"
"Did you want to see me?"
"I don't think so"
"Are you sure? There's a note on my desk from you"
"I don't remember wirting you a note"
"Maybe you wrote it yesterday and forgot? I was out sick yesterday"

It even went so far as to the pres comming back to his desk to look at the note and confirm that it was not his handwriting.

I get in and the guy asks me if I happen to know anything about a note on his desk. I of course say no with a serious face. So he begins to tell all of the above and I just couldn't hold the laughter any longer.

Dude claims that it's cool and that it was a funny joke, but I think inside he's really pissed off at me. I'll expect retribution.

 

[Sub-Zero]

ducttape your asshole if i was you

 

[stilleto]

I'd update your resume if I were you.

 

[Sub-Zero]

id kill presidents wife and frame him if i was you

 

[GoldenDelicious]

 

[chewyxrage]

lol, dick

 

[stilleto]

I'd change my identity if i were you.

 

[JayC9]

lol, you bastard.

I stopped by the office this afternoon and someone was parked in my spot...again. I'm pissed about something else so I decide to find out who's car it is and take it out on them by doing my 'lesson in phonics' routine. I ask around the different businesses but nobody owns up so I get an A3 sheet of paper and scrawl some nasty message across it and glue to the front windshield. When I leave an hour later its still there.

Later on I get a call from a very irrate client who says he went to see me, I wasn't there so he parked in my bay and went to visit the newspaper offices bext door, when he comes back there's a paper with some vulgar messages plastered to his screen. He's been trying to scrape it off for the last 30 minutes, do I know who might have done it?

No way I'm admitting to that one.

 

[eat big]

Yeah, you might get fired .

 

[alien amp pharm]

he is new and already out sick

you are always coming in late

do you have a government job by any chance?

 

[SoreArms]

he is new and already out sick

you are always coming in late

do you have a government job by any chance?

I said he's the newest, not new (almost a year here)

I come in late everyday, but I also stay late everyday, not just to make up my time. I'd leave at the same time regardless if I got here on time or not.