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Could you live on a cruise ship?

Those are floating residences. You would get a new infusion of passengers each week or so to have new meat to get drunk and seduce. Though I would get tired of seeing the same hired crew all the time.
 
ask me when i'm 60 and not really doing much else in life. guess i'd pick that over sitting at home, watching tv.

r
 
Maybe if you had one of the better jobs that allowed you to interact with passengers or visit all the places you stop
 
Nobledude said:
I did....about 12 years ago..worked there for 3 contracts, each 6 months long..

Some peeps have 10-15 years under their belt...they are no longer human..robots maybe..
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Tell us stories...
 
perhaps not for one of the geezer cruise lines...but for a more...limited... clientel... :evil: :artist:
 
AAP said:
Tell us stories...
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50 different nationalities on board....over 2,200 passangers and over 1,000 crew members..

I have been to Puerto Rico, Grand Cayman( most banks/square feet and one of the best snorkeling places, Cozumel( a small island off of Mexico), Ochio Rios in Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Martinica( former French colony), St, Marteen( half Dutch, half French), Barbados( best sunset ever)...

Best Fuking place outdoor was in Martinica just off the beach, there were some ruins of an old castle....I will take passanger females to the beach and offer me to show them some real history by bringing them to the old castle....lol...of course, there was fuking with the charming guide....

And many other stories..
 
One day I hooked up with 2 Japanese ladies and took a buddy along with us...we rented a jeep in Cozumel, Mexico and took a a tour on the island....there is a road that circles the island right by the beach...we stopped to a secluded beach and we had fun in the water...
 
Also, in Cozumel there is a nice place to get some hookers. Lovely setup ...you just sit on a terrase sipping on your Corona and point your finger...

There are at least 10 hot mexicans hos lined up sitting on chair waiting to be called upon...You just point the finger and voila she is at yourtable....after short negotiations we are headed to a place right above the restaurant where there is just a bed and a huge fan as furniture....total tab was $3 Corona beer plus 40$ for the hooker....
 
Nobledude said:
Also, in Cozumel there is a nice place to get some hookers. Lovely setup ...you just sit on a terrase sipping on your Corona and point your finger...

There are at least 10 hot mexicans hos lined up sitting on chair waiting to be called upon...You just point the finger and voila he is at yourtable....after short negotiations we are headed to a place right above the restaurant where there is just a bed and a huge fan as furniture....total tab was $3 Corona beer plus 40$ for the hooker....
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do you recall his name? :artist:
 
You're trashing living in luxury on one of those floating residencies now, but when the Earth is crawling with zombies 'n' shit you'll be sorry!!!!11@@
 
IT was easy for me to pick up chicks due to my job and of course , my personal charm and good looks...

I was a bartender...there were like 10 or more bars on the boat and best place was by the pool....laides in bikini getting drunk by the pool and having fun..
 
Stoßtruppe said:
You're trashing living in luxury on one of those floating residencies now, but when the Earth is crawling with zombies 'n' shit you'll be sorry!!!!11@@
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LOL!!!!
 
Nobledude said:
Best Fuking place outdoor was in Martinica just off the beach, there were some ruins of an old castle......
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do you have a link to this place? where is it? I would love to see pics.
 
AAP you would fit quite well too...the cruise dirctor and a few male dancers were gay and they were looking...

I am sure RNCH would have feel flattered too if those dudes would have approached him.
 
AAP said:
Where? I like shit like this.
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I have no idea...

I know that after we would get off ship , I would take a small boat to get to that secluded and charming little beach...it was a small place and at the end of the beach it was the ruined castle....I was told by this place by other crew members who would do the deed in that place...
 
Sounds cool!
 
Those cabins are really cramped....there are two bunk beds, a little sink and a shower...

Having sex on those bunk beds aint easy...I banged my head many times on the ceiling during wild sex...
 
Nobledude said:
AAP you would fit quite well too...the cruise dirctor and a few male dancers were gay and they were looking...

I am sure RNCH would have feel flattered too if those dudes would have approached him.
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i feel flattered if ANYONE approaches me...i don't get all the e-sex all you e-studs here get.
 
I could, but only cause I'd know that there's a much greater chance for my shit to get clogged in a whales blowhole and that to me is hilarious.
 
everyone should work on a cruise line once in their lives. it looks so much fun. and so much great sex with hot foreign women.

r
 
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