convos with random people

[nimbus]

on the internets

Omegle

pretty interesting concept. kind of learned something about myself, which is that i put needless pressure on myself to be a good conversationalist to people i care nothing about and will never see again

 

[samoth]

Stefka loves teh Omegle! She's had, like, hour-long conversations with randoms from all over the place and one dood who wants to write her into his book about zombies. She and a chick from Hong Kong are gonna start a black metal band called Finnish Missle Crisis. She instantly disconnects with anyone who isn't interesting in the first three lines or so, so you're probably right to put that pressure on yourself.

WGWAG

 

[Razorguns]

Heading over there right now. Does this company sell stock

r

 

[Razorguns]

Okay cancel that. Dont think this site is gonna go anywhere.

You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL GUY?
You: los angeles, cali u?
You: guy
Stranger: AFRICA CONGO
You: wow
Stranger: OMMGMGGGG
Stranger: I LOVE GUYS
Stranger: IM GAY YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

DISCONNECTED

 

[samoth]

Okay cancel that. Dont think this site is gonna go anywhere.

You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL GUY?
You: los angeles, cali u?
You: guy
Stranger: AFRICA CONGO
You: wow
Stranger: OMMGMGGGG
Stranger: I LOVE GUYS
Stranger: IM GAY YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

DISCONNECTED

Lol, my first one started out with some dude begging for pics and telling me about his 2 inch penis. You kinda have to weed through the sexual deviants to find someone to have a convo with.

:stefka:

 

[Razorguns]

Lol, my first one started out with some dude begging for pics and telling me about his 2 inch penis. You kinda have to weed through the sexual deviants to find someone to have a convo with.

:stefka:

Nah. I'll just stick to going to the bar

r

 

[nimbus]

Okay cancel that. Dont think this site is gonna go anywhere.

You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL GUY?
You: los angeles, cali u?
You: guy
Stranger: AFRICA CONGO
You: wow
Stranger: OMMGMGGGG
Stranger: I LOVE GUYS
Stranger: IM GAY YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

DISCONNECTED

sorry dude that was me

 

[iggy]

lol this is scary.
predators are going to love this shit.

 

[myway]

...en route..

 

[myway]

ok. so my guy said that he was "free".
When I asked what he meant by "free", he said he wasn't in prison. lol. nice.

 

[nimbus]

i wonder what newly released prisoners are like in bed

 

[nimbus]

dude would probly blow it instantly

but omg a chick who was locked up for like 5 years would def be ridic

 

[myway]

I wasn't sticking around to find out,lol

 

[nimbus]

did you at least get what he was locked up for?

 

[KillahBee]

Stefka loves teh Omegle! She's had, like, hour-long conversations with randoms from all over the place and one dood who wants to write her into his book about zombies. She and a chick from Hong Kong are gonna start a black metal band called Finnish Missle Crisis. She instantly disconnects with anyone who isn't interesting in the first three lines or so, so you're probably right to put that pressure on yourself.

WGWAG

She told me about that shit so I went there with the sole hope that it would be quick and easy chat-sex. Ya know what I discovered? People, in general, are as boring on the internet as they are in real life.

I yearn for the glory days of the internet chat forum. I remember right around 1998/1999 I used to spend some quality time on MTV Chat. Which really just consisted of hundreds of teens (and probably pre-teens) verbally fucking each other non-stop, 24/7. It was the e-sexual revolution and I was wrist deep in it, baby. No pretenses, no ridiculous need to use content other people created to express your own "uniqueness" (a la myspace pages). Just good ol human beings with cocks and pussies and hormones racing 200mph wanting to connect on the most basic fuck/cum level possible.

Absolutely glorious.

And as is common with human beings, we fucked it all up by getting too complicated, over consumerizing the joint and taking every e-opportunity to use the net to fill the void daddy left in our collective weak ass souls.

 

[-Ariel-]

...en route..

I thought this thread was about digressing in convo.... I'm kinda pissed now.... Lol