right now I have saran wrap clinging tightly to my schlong and it is serving me well.
I don't think I'd want to have sex with this on - but that's not what this is about now, is it?
I thought as much.
also, if you can get some of that latex paint, just dip your penis and balls in there - just right on in, yup. then let that stuff dry and you will be quite pleased.
(on a side note, from my own personal experience, you shouldn't use a cheese grater to get that shit off)