CONDOM's???

[flex123]

I knew someone was going to say they used the magnums

 

[HappyScrappy]

right now I have saran wrap clinging tightly to my schlong and it is serving me well.
I don't think I'd want to have sex with this on - but that's not what this is about now, is it?
I thought as much.

also, if you can get some of that latex paint, just dip your penis and balls in there - just right on in, yup. then let that stuff dry and you will be quite pleased.
(on a side note, from my own personal experience, you shouldn't use a cheese grater to get that shit off)

 

[notoriousQQ]

A guy in college, a friend of my suitemate, said he would always use rubbers when banging girls, only because he would nut so quick that way when he was done he'd just act like he felt guilty about having pre-marital sex and could just say that they shouldn't be having sex and there wouldn't be any evidence.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Rnch & Flex123,

I thought you guys were better than that. I did not intend to brag nor give the size of myself. A clear statement on what works for me and that is all. Take the rest how you like.

I am not a "bragger" and I am sorry if I came off that way. That goes for the both of you guys and the rest of the Elite community.

 

[the nature boy]

My favorite brand of condoms is called Skin & Veins.

and sores.

seriously though, condoms were cool when i was younger, because it prevented from finishing too fast. Now it takes me forever when I'm not using a condom, if I use a condom I can go on for a while then I get limp. and I'm not bragging about my longevity, I'd rather finish real quick. I don't have time to be fucking all night. and yes, I'm talking about sex with women. real ones.

 

[HappyScrappy]

whatever happened to the days of sheepskin condoms?
or goat intestine?
they make me remember how good it feels to be inside an animal. a dead one.

 

[the nature boy]

whatever happened to the days of sheepskin condoms?
or goat intestine?
they make me remember how good it feels to be inside an animal. a dead one.

<sigh> that takes me back.

 

[Alex Cross]

HAHAHA Skin and Veins.... That's great....

Anyhow, I hate the damn things as well... I didn't use them with my X cause we were together a long time. But I have to use them, as much as I love VD, im gonna steer clear of it for now...

Oh HappyScrappy, I only need responds from people who have sex with real women. You know, no body parts made from latex or rubber... But thanks for the insight heheh

A/C

 

[flex123]

HAHAHA Skin and Veins.... That's great....

Anyhow, I hate the damn things as well... I didn't use them with my X cause we were together a long time. But I have to use them, as much as I love VD, im gonna steer clear of it for now...

Oh HappyScrappy, I only need responds from people who have sex with real women. You know, no body parts made from latex or rubber... But thanks for the insight heheh

A/C

LOL, I agree Happyscrappy shouldn't even be on this thread. I think you have to know what it feels like to be inside a woman before you give your knowledge on condoms...ok HappyCrappy.

 

[rnch]

Polish Hammer:

no offense meant, dude, it's the internet!!!!!!!!