Co-Ed Cocksuckers #12

[Golfer18--old]

I was watching co ed cocksuckers at the golf course i work at. It was on number 10 out of 17. Well the phone rang and a man said there was a black guy butt naked in number 13 pond swimming for golf balls. So i lock the pro shop up and go out there. Well I holler at him to get the fuck out the water. He shoots me the finger. I tried chasing the son of bitch threw the woods, but i couldnt catch him because of the pain from my Eq shot. I fucked my shoes up, fucked my jeans up, fucked my shirt up. Next time i see his ass on the course im gonna roll his ass up. I hope his ass is reading this, you prick. Im waiting for that day.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

hmm... and then u woke up, right?

 

[Golfer18--old]

No acutally im serious. You want the fucking address to the course?

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

no
i just think its funny
i wouldnt want to chase the dude down...

 

[macDbol]

golf

 

[OMEGA]

that movie line has nothing

on

anabolic video

and

diabolic video line

can I get a heel yea?


um? heck ya

 

[Zirakzigil]

I don't get why you chased him if you knew you would ruin your clothes (and how could you not know).

Just call the fucking police and go back to masturbating.

Oh, and how does your willingness to provide us the address of the course reinforce your point? You could make up some bullshit for all I know, no one's going to check up on you.

 

[Golfer18--old]

The reason i Chased him is because we have to go out there 3x's a week. I called my boss and he said get his ass and bring him to the pro shop. He tells everybody his name is ABC Hustler.

 

[needleboy]

get a paint ball gun and give him some polka-dots on his ass!!!!

 

[TheGame2001]

hahahaha

Pain from your equipoise shot? ROTFLMAO...yeah right so much pain from a needle, it leaves me disabled for days! LMAO.
Nice story. I'm sure if this had happened and you had caught him he would have waxxed yo ass.
Nice fantasy golfie.

 

[rudedawg]

I was watching co ed cocksuckers at the golf course i work at. It was on number 10 out of 17. Well the phone rang and a man said there was a black guy butt naked in number 13 pond swimming for golf balls. So i lock the pro shop up and go out there. Well I holler at him to get the fuck out the water. He shoots me the finger. I tried chasing the son of bitch threw the woods, but i couldnt catch him because of the pain from my Eq shot. I fucked my shoes up, fucked my jeans up, fucked my shirt up. Next time i see his ass on the course im gonna roll his ass up. I hope his ass is reading this, you prick. Im waiting for that day.

I am thinking you couldn't catch him because of the hard on you had from watching the porn flick.

 

[Zirakzigil]

So was this guy, like, crazy or homeless or something, or did he just want to fish his ball out of the lake?

 

[WODIN]

I was just trying to get some golf balls to sell. Some dude burned out my elcamino I was sleeping in the back of last week and I have to find some way to get some money.

You smell that?

 

[MaxBiceps]

Re: Re: hahahaha

Hmm....with the word cocksucker in the title, I thought for sure this thread was about you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was just trying to get some golf balls to sell. Some dude burned out my elcamino I was sleeping in the back of last week and I have to find some way to get some money.

You smell that?

fuck that - you started that fire - not me.
dirtbag

 

[WODIN]

fuck that - you started that fire - not me.
dirtbag

I can repay you in Titelist and Maxflight golds. Deal? Sorry I got carried away, I hadn't seen a blow torch since they kicked me out of the Navy.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I can repay you in Titelist and Maxflight golds. Deal? Sorry I got carried away, I hadn't seen a blow torch since they kicked me out of the Navy.

its okay, you taught me a lesson in life, love, and the true meaning of happiness. I think a lesson we could all learn from public transportation and nudity if we all would just have the heart to try.

 

[WODIN]

its okay, you taught me a lesson in life, love, and the true meaning of happiness. I think a lesson we could all learn from public transportation and nudity if we all would just have the heart to try.

God I would love it if they would let me back on buses again.

 

[HappyScrappy]

God I would love it if they would let me back on buses again.

just wear a disguise. I wear a feather boa (pink or blue), leopard skin mini-skirt, knee high pleather boots, one of them pyramid pointy boob bras, large clown glasses and a red wig.
never had a problem getting on - AND I always get a seat.

 

[WODIN]

just wear a disguise. I wear a feather boa (pink or blue), leopard skin mini-skirt, knee high pleather boots, one of them pyramid pointy boob bras, large clown glasses and a red wig.
never had a problem getting on - AND I always get a seat.

Red heads get so much more respect though. I bet if you went on as a brunette or dirty blonde you'd have to come up with exact change and all that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Red heads get so much more respect though. I bet if you went on as a brunette or dirty blonde you'd have to come up with exact change and all that.

so very true. also partly due to my wig is a clown wig, so it has the bald white skin up top and then really big red hair jetting out to the side.
that sort of thing just commands respect.
as does the 3' machette I wave around while I chant lyrics from songs by the monkeys

 

[HappyScrappy]

you guys are beyond gay

duh!
now bend over and show me something special

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I still can't figure out what in God's name this thread is about,lol...Co-ed cocksuckers or a naked african-american triathlete golfball heister...

 

[Golfer18--old]

He is homeless, he tries to sell balls to the rich guys playing. I could care less if he was swimming with some clothes us, but butt naked is a little extreme.

 

[HappyScrappy]

He is homeless, he tries to sell balls to the rich guys playing. I could care less if he was swimming with some clothes us, but butt naked is a little extreme.

okay, okay - I'm sorry. jeesh, lighten up - clothes are binding...

 

[Enrico]

He is homeless, he tries to sell balls to the rich guys playing. I could care less if he was swimming with some clothes us, but butt naked is a little extreme.

What the hell is wrong with that woman in your avatar's genitals?!

 

[theoak01]

lol i reccomend getting a paintball gun or a bb gun and shoot him in the ass,nobody will know and you can entertain yourself

 

[Frackal]

I think I know the real reason why Golfer was chasing a naked black man's ass through the forest...