Nathan
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PimpnAintEasy said:I can see the Headlines now:
FBI sting nets Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer
An afternoon raid today ended in the arrest of a Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer who is also being booked on sodomy, child molestation, and reckless endangerment of a minor, and fondling the mentally handicapped charges. He was found at the scene with a skinny, dim-witted adolescent who was bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles. He answers to the name AMAF and it is thought that he is retarded. A syringe and cotton swabs were found nearby and tested to mostly contain bacon grease. Upon hearing the news of the syringe contents, AMAF called the dealer a M0F0, and drew him a picture with a smiley face in between 2 hands with the middle finger extended.
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The 12 and a 1/4 year old AMAF (he insisted we not neglect to print the 1/4) had this to say, "He puts the stuff in my ass himself. It kind of hurts but I really like what it does to me. Everyone keeps saying I'm not ready but I've proven them wrong. I can handle a lot more of the stuff in one shot now." Authorities attribute his odd comments to his clearly having been born with Down Syndrome.