Cigarettes...

[dballer]

Why do they look at me funny when I go out to eat and they say "smoking or non-smoking?" and I ask for the cocaine section?

I don't get it...

B True

HAHAHAHAHAA

good one!!

How about.. "Hey man... put out that nasty cigarette.. have some class... cheat on your wife.. or forge a prescription."

I am gonna try that cocaine section thing next time I go out!!!

 

[b fold the truth]

I'd much rather sit in the cocaine section...maybe even the herion section of a restaurant than a smoking section. I mean...when was the last time you were sitting there and someone was about to shoot up with heroin and they slipped, missed themselves...and hit you with a good dose?

You can always ask for a drinking section...or a nose picking section. Some bars here have a section for rednecks...that is where I always sit.

B True

 

[2 ton hoss]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL ARGUING OVER A MISUNDERSTANDING.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I SMOKE," MOST PEOPLE HERE PROBABLY THINK THAT MEANS HALF A PACK A DAY, PACK A DAY, ETC. I.E. A HABIT THAT AFFECTS THEIR LIFE MANY TIMES A DAY.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I DRINK" OR "I USE X" OR "I SMOKE WEED" THAT NORMALL MEANS "OCCASIONALLY" AS IN "A FEW TIMES A WEEK". I.E. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS THEIR LIFE MANY TIMES A DAY.

DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE.

IF SOMEONE WERE TO SMOKE WEED, SNORT COKE, DRINK ALCOHOL, 5-10 TIMES A DAY I WOULD FIND IT JUST AS ABHORRENT AS I DO SMOKING IF NOT MORE SO.

WHEN YOU SAY "PEOPLE WHO SMOKE" YOU MUST CLARIFY WHAT YOU MEAN. WHEN YOU SAY "PEOPLE WHO USE X" YOU MUST CLARIFY WHAT YOU MEAN.

IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT CLARIFIED.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Re: Re: Cigarettes...

Name something negative about herb for me.

Cooked brain cells! I am not opposed to burning one from time to time but the people I know who smoke on a regular basis are cooked. They also have a nice cancer cough going on.