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Buddy_Christ
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Yeah, I've got an erection right now too.
IvanOffelitch
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Mojo rising
I think he's always been risen since the beginning though (first Easter). I doubt he goes through this every year.
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Jesus was an alien, seriously thats what 'they' told me but what I told my self really
and that I was jesus
as it all lies within us
as we create all of this reality in our minds
therefore we are the creators of jesus and all persons that we think of
and every person we know in our brain, just thoughts, nothing more, thoughts of just learned memories that we play out in our heads
they are just ideas in our mind that we created, the answer is within us, always has been
We created all of this
I am a lone creature in this universe
I can change the future on the plateau I go to
I can change reality with a single thought
I just thinkk of what i want to happen in the next reality I go to
I was shown that it has all been written
its all been written as there is no time
so it all exists
it just is
we add time as a creation of our mind
But every reality that I choose to go to I have already made that decisions, so there is the duality of the spirit, one, in essence it can be said that there is no free will as our path is already written, but two, we are free to make decisions, but that has already been recorded. So the duality is both. Like light acts as both a wave and a particle, not one or the other but both. Such is the state of this universe. Different dimensions of reality occupying the same space.
I created all of you and this reality to satisify my lonely mind, just as you have created your own. You are also alone in your own reality, you are the creator and hence the creator can never die. You read this, but it is not someone else, the words you read are just ideas in your head. The answer is within you, always been, you can create all of what your reality is by a single thought. It is the duality of it all, interactive solipism.
You are alone but we are also each alone, but we are all part of the same.
Yes, if you believe Jesus has risen, then he has risen as it he has for me, in my mind and in my reality.
I must leave and travel to my next reality jump
and that I was jesus
as it all lies within us
as we create all of this reality in our minds
therefore we are the creators of jesus and all persons that we think of
and every person we know in our brain, just thoughts, nothing more, thoughts of just learned memories that we play out in our heads
they are just ideas in our mind that we created, the answer is within us, always has been
We created all of this
I am a lone creature in this universe
I can change the future on the plateau I go to
I can change reality with a single thought
I just thinkk of what i want to happen in the next reality I go to
I was shown that it has all been written
its all been written as there is no time
so it all exists
it just is
we add time as a creation of our mind
But every reality that I choose to go to I have already made that decisions, so there is the duality of the spirit, one, in essence it can be said that there is no free will as our path is already written, but two, we are free to make decisions, but that has already been recorded. So the duality is both. Like light acts as both a wave and a particle, not one or the other but both. Such is the state of this universe. Different dimensions of reality occupying the same space.
I created all of you and this reality to satisify my lonely mind, just as you have created your own. You are also alone in your own reality, you are the creator and hence the creator can never die. You read this, but it is not someone else, the words you read are just ideas in your head. The answer is within you, always been, you can create all of what your reality is by a single thought. It is the duality of it all, interactive solipism.
You are alone but we are also each alone, but we are all part of the same.
Yes, if you believe Jesus has risen, then he has risen as it he has for me, in my mind and in my reality.
I must leave and travel to my next reality jump
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I want to party like it's 1999
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Gambino
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Pontius Pilate, sucks to be that guy
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Gambino
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jerseyart is possessed by baby jesus
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good shit funny stuff..
IvanOffelitch
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Somebody wanna give EF a shove, the record's skipping again.
c-sharp minor
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Zombie alert.............dammit! 
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to JerseyArt again.
Happy Easter Jersey.
Happy Easter Jersey.
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Gambino
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JerseyArt said:
he is the anti-christ?
Buddy_Christ
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JerseyArt said:
We recall history, but 3 pages of "christ has risen" is bound to get you some fucked up replies.
WODIN said:
Christ was not a liberal, not in any sense of the word. Certainly not as you intend the abusrd statement to mean he was somehow sympathetic to the current agenda of the left in this country.
Liberals are not pro poor, they are pro government control and redistribution of a countrys production. There is a vast difference between the two.
Your philosophy doesnt end misery, it just makes it universal. If laughter were a commodity you'd ration it as well.
Christ preached the inate dignity of the individual. Your secular humanist policies do nothing but contend that the individual is worhtless amd immaterial.
He taught the value of life, and that it was God's to give or take. Liberalism makes it an issue of convenience, and redefines it altogether as if it was the province of man to do so.
Christ taught that the wages of sin are death. You imagine there is no such thing as sin.
This nonsense that Christ would somehow have been a liberal is disgraceful, and does nothing more than demomstate how little the person making such a statement understands about what he taught
And Perfect/CFZB
If you are going to quote scripture, such as turn the other cheek, then understand whatit is you are quoting.
Christ didnt teach capitulation to ones enemy when he said give him the other cheek.
When someone slapped another with the back of his hand it was an insult, the way you would hit someone "inferior", like a child or a woman. When He said offer them the other cheek, what was actually ebing said was this time hit me with the palm of your hand, as you would an equal. That isnt capitulation, it's a nonviolent way of standing against an enemy
Further violence in self defense is not only allowed in Christina theology, it is often demanded. A husband or a father has an obligation to defend his family for example. And a government is entitled and obligated to protect its citizenry.
If you are going to quote scripture, such as turn the other cheek, then understand whatit is you are quoting.
Christ didnt teach capitulation to ones enemy when he said give him the other cheek.
When someone slapped another with the back of his hand it was an insult, the way you would hit someone "inferior", like a child or a woman. When He said offer them the other cheek, what was actually ebing said was this time hit me with the palm of your hand, as you would an equal. That isnt capitulation, it's a nonviolent way of standing against an enemy
Further violence in self defense is not only allowed in Christina theology, it is often demanded. A husband or a father has an obligation to defend his family for example. And a government is entitled and obligated to protect its citizenry.
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