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Please, haters, don't bother hatin in here.

Long story short, I made a bet with a friend of mine (girl) that I lost. Winner had to two things, one was cook/bake food for the other. The thing here is that we live several states away, so the food needs to be shipped.

Would love to hear some creative ideas on what to make and send her. Thinkin some sort of dessert/pastry. Keep in mind, I am Italian and she is certainly not, so wouldn't mind doing something ethnic up.

Thanks yo, K to those who help.
 
I wish you would of posted this earlier because I am about to leave and by the time I get back I am sure your problem would be solved.....Ask Frisky, I hear she is a great cook but anything is gonna be hard to ship and keep intack

sorry! Good luck though :)
 
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Well you can do something, vacuum seal it, and send it in a styrophome(sp?) cooler with dry ice. Anything you do could be shipped that way. Might want to steer clear of souflees. What are you good at?
 
ksharp01 said:
I wish you would of posted this earlier because I am about to leave and by the time I get back I am sure your problem would be solved.....Ask Frisky, I hear she is a great cook but anything is gonna be hard to ship and keep intack

sorry! Good luck though :)


Are you going to fight in a war? When you get back, holla.

And you can ship anything if you try. My mother used to friggin mail me gravy and meatballs (frozen) from RI to MD every few months. It cost like $70 tho
 
EnderJE said:
Are you looking for cakes or something really ethnic?
Anything at all really. Thinking cakes or soft goods will be tough. More like cookies, brownies, pastries type ish. But not cookies or brownies, that's too easy. Or non-dessert food. I'm just not sure. Everything I am good at cooking is probably tough to ship, although pasta I could do
 
KillahBee said:
Nah, I gotta cook it dude. It's gotta be from me.
ok bro here it is.it would be very easy to take the "less on point" way out of this and send here a pastry or a oil or some thing gay like that but lets face it you are not like that....you want to sen her a dame fucking meal.make her feel like she is getting a peace of little italy and thinking of you well she is eating it....

there is no reason you cant send a hole meal in the mail..I meal consist of at least

1.main dish like meat dame it
2.a side dish like a starch
3.a veg
4 is optional but a dame good touch and shows safistacation "I dame good wine"
 
KillahBee said:
Are you going to fight in a war? When you get back, holla.

And you can ship anything if you try. My mother used to friggin mail me gravy and meatballs (frozen) from RI to MD every few months. It cost like $70 tho

no silly......I am going home!
and yes, you can ship anything that wasn't what I was talking about. I was just saying that is something I would have to think of. Depends on what your good at.. how good are you in the kitchen to begin with?


lol@off to war
 
ksharp01 said:
no silly......I am going home!
and yes, you can ship anything that wasn't what I was talking about. I was just saying that is something I would have to think of. Depends on what your good at.. how good are you in the kitchen to begin with?


lol@off to war

Pretty good. Not amazing, but good enough to be able to work a recipe for the first time and come out with a good product.
 
KillahBee said:
You know I do homey. You know I do.
ok well then lets take this step by step and put somthing to gather that you feel
confident in making want kill your wallet and you are happy with.......first thing
is first....you need to get a vacuum pack sealer....there not as expensive as you think ether.you can get a small one at wall mart for like 19 bucks and if I know you like I think I do I swear this will not be the last time you use it ether....

 
KillahBee said:
I'm with ya so far NT
ok when shipping meat the best way to ship it is smoked!!!!!!!
why smoked.because once you smoke meat then vacuum seal it you can ship it to Alaska from Turkey on the back of a camel and its never going to go bad.
 
this is your chose of meat that I can think of of the top of my head......

Smoked Italian Crusted Pork Roast
smoked Italian sausage
Smoked Mozzarella Prosciutto
Italian Smoked Turkey
Italian Smoked ham,
 
needtogetas said:
this is your chose of meat that I can think of of the top of my head......

Smoked Italian Crusted Pork Roast
smoked Italian sausage
Smoked Mozzarella Prosciutto
Italian Smoked Turkey
Italian Smoked ham,


Oh man. I like the sound of the ham or the pork roast. I don't know if she'll do the sausage thing (she's from friggin Michigan for God's sake)
 
KillahBee said:
Oh man. I like the sound of the ham or the pork roast. I don't know if she'll do the sausage thing (she's from friggin Michigan for God's sake)
fucking med west bitches and you and I both was thinking it was the best chose
to.
 
stilleto said:
Oh hell yes. i make a few different kinds. usually when/if i have a party, i make 2, slice them up and put them out as appetizers. everyone loves them.

Freeze one of them up and ship it to me immediately. I haven't had it in months.
 
Dude, aside from your mission...check out my link. From one wop to another, that's probably the best pizza I've ever had...worth every penny.
 
KillahBee said:
lol, YEP!
ok so we will go with pork.med west pork.sounds good to me.


Smoked Italian Crusted Pork Roast

4 to 4-1/2 pounds boneless pork loin roast
2 tablespoons olive oil
4 cloves garlic, minced (2 teaspoons)
1 tablespoon dried basil leaves
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1/2 cup Italian-style bread crumbs
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
Hickory wood chips (aprox. 2 cups)


Rub pork roast with oil, then garlic. Sprinkle with basil and oregano. Place roast in large, resealable plastic bag; close to seal. Refrigerate for 2 hours or overnight.
One hour before grilling, soak wood chips in enough water to cover.
Drain wood chips. In a covered charcoal grill, prepare a medium-hot fire. Bank coals on both sides of grill. Place drip pan in center. Sprinkle 2 cups of the wood chips over the coals.
Stir together bread crumbs and Parmesan cheese in large baking pan or dish. Roll pork roast in crumb mixture, firmly pressing crumbs on surface. When chips begin to smoke, place roast in center of grill over drip pan. Cover and grill over indirect medium heat for 11.2 to 13.4 hours or until internal temperature reaches 155 degrees F., adding more briquettes, if necessary, to maintain an even grill temperature.

smoking meat ant easy bro.your going to have to step up your game and do
a search on it to make shore you get it right....


once you are don smoking the meat vacuum seal it and get read for the rest of the meal.

I would still send the hole meal over night or at least next day or 3 day
 
KillahBee said:
NICE - I like a challenge. Can I prepare this meal on Sun and overnight it on Mon for Tu delivery?
o yes bro.depends on how early you wake up though.were talking 11 to 13 hours to cook the meet.so wake up around 8-9 am be don with it by 8-9 pm ship it the next morning.you dont have to be right there with the meat all day it will pretty much cook istself to.
 
needtogetas said:
o yes bro.depends on how early you wake up though.were talking 11 to 13 hours to cook the meet.so wake up around 8-9 am be don with it by 8-9 pm ship it the next morning.you dont have to be right there with the meat all day it will pretty much cook istself to.

rookie question - when cooking with the grill and for THAT long, how will I know that the temp is consistently in the right spot? I assume I'll have to add some chips/charcoal throughout the rpocess
 
Deserty stuff that will ship:

Almond Toffee


Notes: A candy thermometer is useful in making this toffee, but you can also go by the color; look for a rich caramel shade in step 2.

1 1/2 cups whole raw almonds
3 1/3 cups sugar
1 1/2 cups (3/4 lb.) butter
1/4 cup light corn syrup
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon vanilla
12 ounces bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, finely chopped

1. Place almonds in a baking pan. Bake in a 350° regular or convection oven, shaking pan occasionally, until golden beneath skins, 10 to 12 minutes. When cool enough to handle, finely chop.
2. In a 5- to 6-quart pan over medium-low heat, stir sugar, butter, corn syrup, salt, and 3/4 cup water until butter is melted and sugar is dissolved. Increase heat to medium-high and cook, stirring occasionally, until mixture is deep golden brown (300° on a candy thermometer; see notes), 10 to 15 minutes. Remove from heat and carefully stir in vanilla and half the almonds (mixture may bubble up). Immediately pour into a 10- by 15-inch baking pan with 1-inch-tall sides. Let toffee cool at room temperature until set, at least 30 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, place chocolate in the top of a double boiler or in a heatproof bowl. Bring a few inches of water to a simmer in bottom of double boiler or a pan that the bowl can nest in; remove pan from heat. Place chocolate over water and let stand, stirring occasionally, until melted and smooth, about 10 minutes.

4. Pour chocolate over cooled toffee; with a knife or an offset spatula, spread level. Sprinkle remaining almonds evenly over chocolate. Let stand at room temperature until chocolate is set, at least 1 hour (or chill about 30 minutes).

5. To remove, gently twist pan to release toffee, then chop or break into chunks. Store airtight at room temperature for up to 2 days, or chill airtight up to 1 month.

Candy Basics:

Before you begin, read the recipe all the way through and assemble all the tools and ingredients you will need. Many candy recipes require that you act quickly once the sugar syrup reaches the desired temperature. Use care when working with hot sugar syrup, as it can cause severe burns.

Choose the right pans. Heavy-bottomed stainless steel pans are best for cooking sugar mixtures. Thin, lightweight pans tend to conduct heat--and cook sugar syrup--unevenly.

Use a candy thermometer when called for. They meausre temperatures up to 400°. You'll find them in the kitchen-gadget section of many supermarkets, priced between $10 and $20.

Submerge thte bottom of the thermometer completely in the sugar syrup to get an accurate reading. Using a narrow pan with tall sides makes the mixture deeper, but, if necessary, you can gently tilt a shallower pan to submerge the thermometer bottom.

Melt chocolate gently for best results. If chocolate gets too hot, it may not set properly and will develop "bloom" (white streaks) on the surface when stored. Stirring chopped chocolate in a pan or bowl over hot, not simmering, water maintains an even, low temperature, resulting in glossy, firmly set chocolate.

Nutritional analysis per ounce.

Yield: Makes about 3 pounds

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Banana-Macadamia Madeleines


1 cup mashed ripe banana
1 tablespoon margarine, melted
2 teaspoons dark rum or 1/8 teaspoon imitation rum extract
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 large egg whites
3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sifted powdered sugar
3/4 cup sifted cake flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup macadamia nuts, toasted and chopped
Baking spray with flour
2 tablespoons powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 375°.
Place banana in a food processor; process until smooth. Add margarine, rum, vanilla, and egg whites; process until blended. Combine 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons powdered sugar, flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl, and add to food processor. Pulse 2 to 3 times or until combined. Add nuts; pulse 2 times or until well-blended.

Spoon 1 tablespoon batter into each of 12 madeleine molds coated with baking spray. Bake at 375° for 15 minutes or until puffy. Remove from pan immediately; let cool on a wire rack. Repeat procedure with remaining batter. Sift 2 tablespoons powdered sugar over madeleines.

Yield: 2 1/2 dozen (serving size: 1 madeleine)

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You said no brownies...but these are a little more than just brownies:

Caramel-Coconut-Pecan Brownies


Prep: 20 min., Bake: 55 min.

To easily remove and cut brownies, line the pan with greased and floured heavy-duty aluminum foil, allowing several inches to extend over sides. After baking and cooling, lift the block of brownies from the pan using the foil. Press the foil sides down, and cut.

4 (1-ounce) unsweetened chocolate baking squares
1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup semisweet chocolate morsels
2 cups sweetened flaked coconut
1 (12-ounce) package semisweet chocolate morsels
1 1/2 cups chopped pecans
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk

Microwave chocolate squares in a microwave-safe bowl at MEDIUM (50% power) 1 1/2 minutes, stirring at 30-second intervals until melted. Stir until smooth.
Beat butter and sugar at medium speed with an electric mixer until light and fluffy. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating just until blended after each addition. Add melted chocolate, beating just until blended.

Add flour, beating at low speed just until blended. Stir in vanilla and chocolate morsels. Spread batter into a greased and floured 13- x 9-inch pan. Sprinkle batter evenly with coconut, 1 (12-ounce) package semisweet chocolate morsels, and chopped pecans. Drizzle evenly with sweetened condensed milk.

Bake at 350° for 50 to 55 minutes or until golden brown and center is set. Cool completely on wire rack. Cut into squares.

Yield: Makes 32 brownies

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That's all I've got that won't require freezing and shipping with dry ice.
 
KillahBee said:
rookie question - when cooking with the grill and for THAT long, how will I know that the temp is consistently in the right spot? I assume I'll have to add some chips/charcoal throughout the rpocess
looking at the chips and the coal you will see the hot spots by the amount of red blur and smoke coming from the coals.the more smoke and blur the hotter the spot is.like I said do a search on smoking meat you will learn a lot.
 
ok kb you picked pork so we have to come up with a starch that gos with pork...I would have loved to go with the sasage and pasta but fuck it we are dealing with pork now so
we want to go with "rice" contrary to belief the Italians know there rice to.they make a dame good Risotto so thats what we will go with.

Rise e Bisi

5 cups vegetable stock or store bought chicken stock
4 Tbs olive oil
1/2 cup onion, chopped
2 cups green peas (you may use frozen)
1 1/2 cups white rice
2 Tbs extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese, freshly grated

Bring the vegetable stock to a simmer in a medium-large pot, then lower the heat so that the stock continues to barely simmer.
In a skillet heat the 4 Tbs of olive oil over medium heat.
Add the onion and cook until it is transparent, but not browned.
Add the peas and rice to the onions. Cook over medium heat for two minutes.
Add two cups of vegetable stock and cook until the liquid is all but absorbed (don't let the rice get dry).
Add another cup of stock and cook, stirring, until the stock is almost absorbed.
Repeat with additional stock, only adding 1 cup at a time, until the rice is tender.
Stir in the 2 Tbs of olive oil, cheese,

let cool and then vacuum seal
 
needtogetas said:
ok kb you picked pork so we have to come up with a starch that gos with pork...I would have loved to go with the sasage and pasta but fuck it we are dealing with pork now so
we want to go with "rice" contrary to belief the Italians know there rice to.they make a dame good Risotto so thats what we will go with.

Rise e Bisi

5 cups vegetable stock or store bought chicken stock
4 Tbs olive oil
1/2 cup onion, chopped
2 cups green peas (you may use frozen)
1 1/2 cups white rice
2 Tbs extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese, freshly grated

Bring the vegetable stock to a simmer in a medium-large pot, then lower the heat so that the stock continues to barely simmer.
In a skillet heat the 4 Tbs of olive oil over medium heat.
Add the onion and cook until it is transparent, but not browned.
Add the peas and rice to the onions. Cook over medium heat for two minutes.
Add two cups of vegetable stock and cook until the liquid is all but absorbed (don't let the rice get dry).
Add another cup of stock and cook, stirring, until the stock is almost absorbed.
Repeat with additional stock, only adding 1 cup at a time, until the rice is tender.
Stir in the 2 Tbs of olive oil, cheese,

let cool and then vacuum seal
btw this dish is str8 from vicenza to.I picked it up from a shop there.
 
and now for the veg.lets see what veg do the Italians do best.hmmmm yup you know kb
eggplant


Fried Eggplant
2 small to medium eggplants
salt and pepper
2 eggs
flour to make a light batter
2 tablespoons shortening or oil
Slice the eggplants very thin, paring them if large, and leaving the skin on if very young and tender. Season the eggplant well with salt and pepper. Whisk together the eggs and flour. Soak eggplant slices in the batter.

I am willing to bet you have a better recipe for this then I do to.

but cook it vacuum seal it and put it in the box with the rest.
 
KillahBee said:
Dude, I LOVE me some risotto, and funny enough, I'm having it tonight!
french love to say the made risotto fact is Italians invented it french perfected it. :) we serve it at my place all the time.
 
needtogetas said:
and now for the veg.lets see what veg do the Italians do best.hmmmm yup you know kb
eggplant


Fried Eggplant
2 small to medium eggplants
salt and pepper
2 eggs
flour to make a light batter
2 tablespoons shortening or oil
Slice the eggplants very thin, paring them if large, and leaving the skin on if very young and tender. Season the eggplant well with salt and pepper. Whisk together the eggs and flour. Soak eggplant slices in the batter.

I am willing to bet you have a better recipe for this then I do to.

but cook it vacuum seal it and put it in the box with the rest.
My moms definitely does dude :) stuffed too. But I'll keep it simple
 
and if you want to ship a wine.....phat bastard.I just tried some the other day wow that shit is good.but I am shore you know what you are doing with wine any way...


vacuum seal the hole meal and send it at least 3 day mail or sooner for best taste I would go ith next day but what ever you can afford bro.she will love this.
 
needtogetas said:
and if you want to ship a wine.....phat bastard.I just tried some the other day wow that shit is good.but I am shore you know what you are doing with wine any way...


vacuum seal the hole meal and send it at least 3 day mail or sooner for best taste I would go ith next day but what ever you can afford bro.she will love this.

I've had it before. I may see if I can arrange something with a local wine store near her where I send her a gift certificate or something to a specific bottle I want her to have with the wine.

:)

Dude, I can't thjank you enough for this. You know this, but if you ever need anything from me.....
 
And girls, for real - you know you'd love it (on some level) if a dude mailed you a fucking full blown TIGHT meal
 
I had a guy send me a frozen ham once that came from arkansas, as well as some beans side thing he cooked and some special smoked bacon from the same company (For the record, best bacon and ham I've EVER had). Holy crap, it was cool as shit, even if the only thing he made himself of it was the side (which was delicious).
 
nefertiti said:
I had a guy send me a frozen ham once that came from arkansas, as well as some beans side thing he cooked and some special smoked bacon from the same company (For the record, best bacon and ham I've EVER had). Holy crap, it was cool as shit, even if the only thing he made himself of it was the side (which was delicious).
Who are you by the way? I just saw you post for the first time a day or 2 ago and the few posts I have seen have actually been riddled with logic, common sense and interesting tidbits. Are you sure you're a woman?
 
Well now I understand the importance of the meal. But, I cant help.

Shit, Id fuck ya for a KFC smash bowl.
 
KillahBee said:
I've had it before. I may see if I can arrange something with a local wine store near her where I send her a gift certificate or something to a specific bottle I want her to have with the wine.

:)

Dude, I can't thjank you enough for this. You know this, but if you ever need anything from me.....
any time bro.and them picks nice but come one bro you have to know I have had them for a wile now.its me needto the pick collector. :evil:
 
KillahBee said:
Who are you by the way? I just saw you post for the first time a day or 2 ago and the few posts I have seen have actually been riddled with logic, common sense and interesting tidbits. Are you sure you're a woman?

Well, I've got all the working parts, so... :whatever:

If you don't think it's too attention whorey, I'd love to know how she reacts to this once it's done.
 
needtogetas said:
any time bro.and them picks nice but come one bro you have to know I have had them for a wile now.its me needto the pick collector. :evil:
lol, well I have some others that NOBODY has. Trust me on that :rainbow:
 
nefertiti said:
Well, I've got all the working parts, so... :whatever:

If you don't think it's too attention whorey, I'd love to know how she reacts to this once it's done.
lololol at the last line. that's awesome. It'd be my pleasure, bud. :)
 
I think I found EF while doing a random google search on how to do squats after one of my friends convinced me they wouldn't make me huge and manly. Since then, I signed up for plat so I could access the archives, and somewhere along the way I got sucked into C&C.

Nice to meet you, too. :)
 
needtogetas said:
btw bro make shore you tell her to reheat that meat to a internal temp of 165

and reheat all the food really good to.


I wanna come into the restraunt you work at bro
 
needtogetas said:
btw bro make shore you tell her to reheat that meat to a internal temp of 165

and reheat all the food really good to.
I will. and she told me today that she eats pretty much everything. so maybe I can do the sauseeeege afterall. Would you mind posting that recipe, bor? :qt:
 
Also, NT - 1) How do I vacuum seal risotto? won't that be difficult (due to its consistency)? 2) do I need to ship with dry ice or something.
 
Italian Smoked Sausage

Ingredients
5 lbs hamburger
5 tsp (rounded) curing salt (see note below)
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 1/2 Tblsp sweet basil
1 1/2 Tblsp oregano
3/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
2 1/4 Tblsp whole mustard seed
2 Tblsp brown sugar
3 Tblsp dry red wine

Mix all ingredients thoroughly then cover and chill 24 hours or more.

Divide into four portions. Roll portions into 2 1/3" - 3" diameter rolls and wrap with inexpensive large hole nylon net. Tie ends securely with string (net may be omitted - but, rolls flatten out while smoking).

Place in smoker and smoke for 6 - 8 hours. Remove from smoker and dry thoroughly with a paper towel.
 
KillahBee said:
well I gave you that because it gives a overvew of how to make home made Sausage.you have to know a bit about it before you can just jump right in and make Sausage so read up on it a bit....read about how to ship food and how to ship with dry ice if you want to use that to.........I would still vacuum seal every
thing.
 
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