cheesy, unsolicited lines...

[heatherrae]

I get some pretty funny emails on myspace. What makes people assume that I'm in the market is beyond me. I say in my blog that I'm expecting a kiddo soon, but I don't think they read the blogs before they write. Anyway, here are two funny ones that I got today:

"Hi, nice u there, I'm all serious to single for love to marriage. " -- this was a chinese guy.

"Hello Miss Lawyer....
You should getted sued for looking that sexy, in fact I may find some litigation in my behalf, lol How are ya?" -- this guy had an avatar of him playing a guitar & trying to look all cool.

Those are just some of the typical emails. lol.

 

[MichaelScott]

dont u dare post any of my emails lololo

 

[jerkbox]

show them your fat feet....the messages will stop

 

[cindylou]

what about some of the PM's on here???!?!?!?!!? LOLOL!!!

 

[jnevin]

I get bombarded with the ones of 18 year old hotties saying I should try their dating sites.

I had some from Provo (super mormon city where BYU is) dude send me a message asking about a meatup once.

gross

 

[heatherrae]

show them your fat feet....the messages will stop

yeah, that would scare anyone away...lol.

 

[heatherrae]

dont u dare post any of my emails lololo

Here is one from hstern:

"hello, heather rae, I was wondering if you would make the sexy time in my pants which are burning on fire for your sweet hotness."

Okay, you really didn't write that, but it would have been funny if you did...lol.

 

[crazyjoe]

"hello, heather rae, I was wondering if you would make the sexy time in my pants which are burning on fire for your sweet hotness."

 

[jestro]

Here is one from hstern:

"hello, heather rae, I was wondering if you would make the sexy time in my pants which are burning on fire for your sweet hotness."

Okay, you really didn't write that, but it would have been funny if you did...lol.

ooo, that's good, I think I'll use it.

 

[heatherrae]

I get bombarded with the ones of 18 year old hotties saying I should try their dating sites.

I had some from Provo (super mormon city where BYU is) dude send me a message asking about a meatup once.

gross

lol...there are really some weird peeps on myspace.