Checks just rolled in

[Evil_Frisky]

for a wopping 505,000.00 big ones.. to the sister company that shares our office... and them feckers can't even pay me as an contract employee to maintain.. set up.. put up.. and do all their IT and crap work that none of them have the smarts nor the patience to do.... so I end up doing it on either my work time or my personal time...

Damn I like gotta come up with a plan to get some of that money

 

[Gambino]

Damn I like gotta come up with a plan to get some of that money

for starters you could turn a few tricks at the ATL meetup

 

[Evil_Frisky]

for starters you could turn a few tricks at the ATL meetup

lmao

thats like so wrong..
























what'da ya think they pay?

 

[Gambino]

lmao

thats like so wrong..
what'da ya think they pay?

at least $50 for anal

 

[Evil_Frisky]

at least $50 for anal

aap's ass is for sell...................


I'm gonna pimp that ho' fo so!

 

[Gambino]

aap's ass is for sell...................

bad grammar sweet tits

 

[Evil_Frisky]

bad grammer sweet tits

i'm pimp'n

 

[Gambino]

i'm pimp'n

Hah, sicka than your average Poppa
Twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink
pink gators, my Detroit players
Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the head right, Biggie there ery'night
Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Gambino (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch
Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3
Bang every MC easily, busily
Recently niggaz frontin ain't sayin nuttin (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my piece
Cubans with the Jesus piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packin, askin who want it, you got it nigga flaunt it
That Brooklyn bullshit, we on it

 

[nycgirl]

Hah, sicka than your average Poppa
Twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink
pink gators, my Detroit players
Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn
Dead right, if the head right, Biggie there ery'night
Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Gambino (ehehehe)
Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch
Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3
Bang every MC easily, busily
Recently niggaz frontin ain't sayin nuttin (nope)
So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my piece
Cubans with the Jesus piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Packin, askin who want it, you got it nigga flaunt it
That Brooklyn bullshit, we on it

I have feeling DIV is going to have some issue with this - How dare you post East Coast rap (Biggie, Biggie, Can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.).

 

[Dunk]

I put hoes in NY onto DKNY
Miami, DC prefer versace
All philly hoes dough and moschino
Every cutie wit a booty bought a coogi...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I put hoes in NY onto DKNY
Miami, DC prefer versace
All philly hoes dough and moschino
Every cutie wit a booty bought a coogi...

but whatcha gonna send me?

 

[Dunk]

dookie

 

[Evil_Frisky]

dookie

Uh...

 

[Dunk]

its apart of the song.

im not into that












honest.

 

[jaded]

You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't fuckin' feed em
We doin' big pimpin, spending cheese
We doin' big pimpin up in NYC...

 

[Lestat]

my girlfriend works at my company in treasury.. the had to run to the bank to deposit a 14 million dollar check the other day. mind blowing

 

[nycgirl]

You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't fuckin' feed em
We doin' big pimpin, spending cheese
We doin' big pimpin up in NYC...

Uh, yo don't get mad at me
I don't love 'em I fuck 'em
I don't chase 'em I duck 'em
I replace 'em with another one
You had to see she keep calling me BIG
And my name is Jay-Z
She be all on my dick
Gradually I'm taking over your bitch
Coming over your shit
Got my feet up on you sofa, man
I mean a hostess for my open hand
You coming home to beer shifts and there be soda cans
I got your bitch in my Rover man
I never kiss her, I never hold her hand
In fact I diss her I'm a bolder man
I'mma pimp her, it's over man
It's over man, it's over man

 

[jaded]

Uh, yo don't get mad at me
I don't love 'em I fuck 'em
I don't chase 'em I duck 'em
I replace 'em with another one
You had to see she keep calling me BIG
And my name is Jay-Z
She be all on my dick
Gradually I'm taking over your bitch
Coming over your shit
Got my feet up on you sofa, man
I mean a hostess for my open hand
You coming home to beer shifts and there be soda cans
I got your bitch in my Rover man
I never kiss her, I never hold her hand
In fact I diss her I'm a bolder man
I'mma pimp her, it's over man
It's over man, it's over man

I don't know what you've heard about me
But a bitch can't get a quarter outta me
I drive a cadillac, wear a perm cuz I'm a G
And I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
We internationally known and locally respected
I'm a P-I-M-P

 

[jerseyart]

I don't know what you've heard about me
But a bitch can't get a quarter outta me
I drive a cadillac, wear a perm cuz I'm a G
And I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
We internationally known and locally respected
I'm a P-I-M-P

You better be a PIMP

You'll never make a dime on those grades if you dont start studying

 

[jaded]

You better be a PIMP

You'll never make a dime on those grades if you dont start studying

In the Ferrari or Jaguar switchin four lanes
With the top down screamin out
Money ain't a thang

Bubble hard in the double R flashin the rings
With the window cracked holler back
Money ain't a thang

Jigga I don't like it if it don't gleam clean
And to hell with the price
cause the money ain't a thang

Put it down hard for my dogs that's locked in the bang
When you hit the bricks, new whips
Money ain't a thang

Come on, y'all wanna floss wit us
Cause all across the ball we burn it up
Drop a little paper, baby toss it up
Ya slackin on your pimpin, turn it up
See the money ain't a thang

 

[jaded]

You better be a PIMP

You'll never make a dime on those grades if you dont start studying

In case the money IS a thang...will you hire me as your, er, administrative assistant? I have many transferrable skills...I can work underneath, er, behind your desk

 

[jerseyart]

In case the money IS a thang...will you hire me as your, er, administrative assistant? I have many transferrable skills...I can work underneath, er, behind your desk

I'll have to exam your...uh...resume

 

[gonelifting]

I think I'll go for a walk outside now...

Sunshine day!!! Everybody sings, so happy and gay... Sunshine DAY!!!!

 

[jaded]

I'll have to exam your...uh...resume

Okay let me get on cam and show you...... er, I mean, fax it over to you

 

[Gambino]

someone show their teets

 

[HumorMe]

 

[buffer1]

Uh, yo don't get mad at me
I don't love 'em I fuck 'em
I don't chase 'em I duck 'em
I replace 'em with another one
You had to see she keep calling me BIG
And my name is Jay-Z
She be all on my dick
Gradually I'm taking over your bitch
Coming over your shit
Got my feet up on you sofa, man
I mean a hostess for my open hand
You coming home to beer shifts and there be soda cans
I got your bitch in my Rover man
I never kiss her, I never hold her hand
In fact I diss her I'm a bolder man
I'mma pimp her, it's over man
It's over man, it's over man

 

[Gambino]

Rappers I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop
I know this crackhead, who said she gotta smoke nice rock
And if it's good she'll bring ya customers in measuring pots, but yo
You gotta slide on a vacation
Inside information keeps large niggaz erasin and they wives basin
It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Y'all know Jay-Z is Russell Simmons's bitch?

 

[Gambino]

Y'all know Jay-Z is Russell Simmons's bitch?

Kimmora Simmons, Russell's wife, is slammin'