Checked out!!!

[Sub-Zero]

guys, i was in a restourant with a bunch of hot table seaters wearing skimpy clothing, and this one had like a bikini thing on that really flattered her body, and she had theseee TIIIIGHT pants on (her shirt showed some skin between that and her pants NIIICE)

so she kept smiling at me and moving her eyes up and down my fabulous body, and then i was taking off my coat, and i dunno if it was a bs excuse, but she tried to take it off for me, but touched my bicep!!! (lol) and then i looked back at her nicely and she got an embarrased look.

these were all in front of my parents, and this story is HIGHLY exagerated.

but there ws a mirror to the left of our table, so isntead of checking her out the obvious way (my parents there, helloooo) whenever shed walk by seating people i check out her fabulous bod in the mirror.

 

[Sub-Zero]

best post ever.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Yeah but did you get her number???? If not she was prob after a bigger tip.

 

[gonelifting]

She probably needs extra money on the side. Ask her to babysit you.


Actually, tell your parents to ask her.

 

[rnch]

is this frackal? lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yeah but did you get her number???? If not she was prob after a bigger tip.

she was the seater-person. not the waitress! it was purely volentary- no money involved!

She probably needs extra money on the side. Ask her to babysit you.

i havnt had a babysitter since i was 7- i dont think that will work

is this frackal? lol

fra....kcal?-who?

 

[Imnotdutch]

She volunteers to work for nothing???

 

[Sub-Zero]

really? cool.

 

[tuc biscuit]

bro, go back tommorow, say you forgot something.....when she says what, say "your number"

 

[RADAR]

bro, go back tommorow, say you forgot something.....when she says what, say "your number"

Thats a good one tuc!

Yeah! Man you need to follow thru on this one!
RADAR

 

[Werd]

From a female's point of view...

Tuc - EXCELLENT SUGGESTION!

(Bor, you are smmmmmmmmmmoooooth.)

 

[tuc biscuit]

From a female's point of view...

Tuc - EXCELLENT SUGGESTION!

(Bor, you are smmmmmmmmmmoooooth.)

yep, now if only I had the balls to try that type of stuff myself lol

 

[Werd]

Really?... you never did anything like that?

Let me tell you that women LOVE that stuff!! Any women will love it when a guy will show her extra effort without being psycho. That little move is PERFECT.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Really?... you never did anything like that?

Let me tell you that women LOVE that stuff!! Any women will love it when a guy will show her extra effort without being psycho. That little move is PERFECT.

I can say kinda witty/clever things when I am boozed up, but am like a teenage boy around females when sober lol........I just need to suck it up and ask them I know..........all they can do is say no

 

[Sub-Zero]

bro, go back tommorow, say you forgot something.....when she says what, say "your number"

shes like 21+ and im 16...i dont think shed admit she wants this, and even if she admitted for a bathroom oneafternoon stand, a number relationship wouldnt work out

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

naw kid...if she starts talking to you stare into her eyes and wait a moment...then she'll be like "HELLOOOO!" then you say "what did you say, sorry i got lost in your eyes"

shit works...got laid like that once