check out what my drunk friend did!!!

[TheYork]

my friend was drunk, so i brought him home with me. i came out into the kitchen only to find that he "layed the old woody" right on my dogs snout. I was like wtf? Why the hell is my bro laying his woody right on my fucking dogs snout? THe dog seemed to acutally like it, but I told him it was sick and made him stop. So I went in the other room for about 4 min, then i came back and found my dog had white fuckin shit in his eyes. i asked my friend waht the fuck happended, and he told me that he "laid the woody" on the dogs snout again, and it started licking his nuts and he busted a nut all in my dogs eyes. i threw him out, and he came back and apologized once he sobered up, but still, that shit just aint right.

 

[TheYork]

Just for the record, this guy needs some serious help. When he apologized, he also told me that he fingered my fuckng parrot. I was about to seriousley kick his ass, some people are just fucked up in their head, i dont care how much you drink.

 

[Paulos]

How the hell do you finger a parrot? Wtf? Dude get a cattle prod, next time that motherfucker comes near your pets zap him right in the cock.

 

[BigBazooka]

This should be a sticky! LMAO!

 

[daveyboy]

Sounds like your boy has a screw loose somewhere. Sick bastard.

 

[Roadblock]

Doggystyle....

 

[Dogballs]

Note To Self: when making up stories it has to be atleast somewhat believable!

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

Holy shit...LMFAO!!!and yes how the hell do you finger a parrot?!

 

[manny78]

oh my God...........poor boy.....

 

[AziaReign]

Holy shit...LMFAO!!!and yes how the hell do you finger a parrot?!

Your avatar is ...............artistic..........but somewhat disturbing............

 

[dballer]

This is a good thread.

 

[TheYork]

Thing is, he has been my friend for over 10 years. We used to lift togeather back in high school, he got me into BB.

He is a perfectly normal guy when he is sober, but some of the things he has done over the course of his life (when drunk) are just stupid. He has a drinking problem, some people just cant handle the booze.

 

[firstenrgy]

Note To Self: when making up stories it has to be atleast somewhat believable!

Funny stuff!
firstenrgy

 

[Citruscide]

C

 

[Golfer18--old]

 

[BigBazooka]

Bump for a good ol' parrot sex.

 

[Norman Bates]

Polly, want my cracker? it´s sooo tasty

 

[Vortexx]

...Some people become animals when drinking, but he becomes the complete zoo!

God forbid what happens if he takes a cap of GHB....

 

[supertech69]

You're just jealous because you brought him home with you hoping he would lay the wood on you!

 

[Vortexx]

Now you know why those medieval pirates always had a parrot on the shoulder...

Makes good company when out on a long journey at sea with no females around.....

...the fact that the classical pirate captain misses an eye is probably cause instead of fingering he tried to orally please the parrot and the parrot squeeled uncontrollably in extasy and put her claws in his his face screaming and squeezing hard when she came....

The captain screamed as well when she came....


PLZ don't make me explain the REAL use of the wooden leg....

Anyway, I must lay out my anchor now at that exotic island at starboard. On the beach i see a welcome commitee of gorgeous islander girls with flowers in their hands...

Time that we introduce some western civilisation and western veneric diseases overthere. MAN , LET DOWN THE MAINSAIL!,
35 degress starbord Mr O Reilly and on the double!!! I am on a mission for her majesty the queen so hurry it....

 

[bighead]

my friend was drunk, so i brought him home with me. i came out into the kitchen only to find that he "layed the old woody" right on my dogs snout. I was like wtf? Why the hell is my bro laying his woody right on my fucking dogs snout? THe dog seemed to acutally like it, but I told him it was sick and made him stop. So I went in the other room for about 4 min, then i came back and found my dog had white fuckin shit in his eyes. i asked my friend waht the fuck happended, and he told me that he "laid the woody" on the dogs snout again, and it started licking his nuts and he busted a nut all in my dogs eyes. i threw him out, and he came back and apologized once he sobered up, but still, that shit just aint right.

wtf??

You need to get some hot dogs and teach that damn dog to bite down hard every time something even remotely resembling a hot dog comes near his mouth.Teach that dumb motherfucker a lesson.

 

[lilperronis]

it is not cheating when you put peanut butter on your dick and let your dog lick it off.because it is your dog......"Road Trip"

 

[Frackal]

This is fucking hilarious!

 

[lilperronis]

This is fucking hilarious!

 

[matto18]

arg!! me like the pirate story!!!

 

[Bobber]

So who cleaned your dogs eyes?

 

[sereneman]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

 

[lilperronis]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

bro he needs to go back

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

LMFAO! HAHAHA! Poor guy?! Poor parrot havin a finger stuck up it! Is that parrot even a female?sounds like your boy has some problems

 

[Frackal]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

LMFAO!!!

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

LMFAO!!! Wicked thread!!!

Fuck man!!! My border-collie wouldn't have put up with that shit for a second. The piss tank wouldn't even have gotten it out of his trousers... that 45lb bitch would have rag-dolled his dick and nut sack right off his torso. She'd of seen the disrespect in his eyes and done something about it before he knew what was going on.

 

[PussyDr]

This should be a sticky! LMAO!