Check out this fussy-ass high maintenance bitch:

[jackangel]

she's got me totally turned on

 

[Spartacus]

http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/217770208.html

 

[EnderJE]

I’m turned 21 in August, so I’m young, I get that. I graduated from UT-Austin in May 06 with a degree in Sociology. I work full time in Pflugerville as a management trainee in rental-car sales. My hours are long (M-F 7:15 am – 6:15 pm), but I enjoy my job, so it’s all good. I’m very ambitious and want to go far in my career.

lmao...she should of just said that she's a good digger...

 

[-SD-]

Just sent this email to her, maybe she will actually write back lol.
"Thought I would give you a few pointers since youre asking way too much from a personal ad (youre not asking too much from a guy, per se, you just cant throw 26 "must have" line items up in a personal ad and expect reasonable guys who actually might fit those criteria to respond). You come off as way too fussy and high maintenance and desireable men arent going to take you seriously, if they respond at all in the first place. I would also stop being an "education snob". It actually turns off educated men as well as those "lowly unworthy noncollege grads" you dont give the time of day to. This advice should improve your online dating results tremendously. "

 

[Arabian]

Just sent this email to her, maybe she will actually write back lol.
"Thought I would give you a few pointers since youre asking way too much from a personal ad (youre not asking too much from a guy, per se, you just cant throw 26 "must have" line items up in a personal ad and expect reasonable guys who actually might fit those criteria to respond). You come off as way too fussy and high maintenance and desireable men arent going to take you seriously, if they respond at all in the first place. I would also stop being an "education snob". It actually turns off educated men as well as those "lowly unworthy noncollege grads" you dont give the time of day to. This advice should improve your online dating results tremendously. "

lmao

 

[Spartacus]

Hi
Let’s see…. what am I like??? Above all I am a “mom” of a very precious 10 year old boy (ie. Trouble!!! with a capital T). I am independent, possibly bordering on stubborn and these are my good qualities, just kidding! I love to have fun, I enjoy dancing, a few drinks by the fire, timmies, dinner, cod fishing (when it’s legal of course), gardening, home renovations, shopping, did I mention shopping? Doesn’t that sound like a great day! In between I do homework of course, Grade 5 is hard!

I am looking for someone to share my life with, I want a partner who shares some of my interests and can introduce me to new interests. I am looking for someone who is outgoing, independent and sociable but who likes to stay home and watch a movie too. Trust, loyalty, and strong family values are very attractive qualities. If you are a Math or English teacher it’s a bonus!

 

[Spartacus]

wtf are "timmies'?

 

[solidspine]

Well


I’m in excellent condition, up until 2 months ago,
I lifted and trained 6 hours a day.
Just read and lifted in prison

56 years old, bf% below 8%

Unemployed
Convicted felon, although I didn’t do it.

Divorced 4 times, and lived with a lot of other chicks.

Have 4 daughters all in college.

Have an MBA,

Have a lot of money.

Really have a lot of money, not in this country, but what else does a girl want besides money,.

2 weeks out of Prison I bought a new Bentley just to show my parole officer.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i actually dont think she's that fussy. sure she sounds like a spastic verbalising all of it, but everything apart from the "no kids, ever!" bit is pretty standard for most women whether you realise it or not

 

[solidspine]

Honestly she is either high on meth/coke/booze/g


Or certifiably insane.