Carlton

[GoldenDelicious]

nup = yup

are you skerd? i won't dance you under the floor i promise

nah. im just not really attracted, you know?

 

[ChefWide]

nup

You and i danse first, Beefcakes, cajun gets sloppy seconds on the vegemite.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

nah. im just not really attracted, you know?

I'm sorry I'm not geigh, would that help. I have a strap on, seriously its huge too. Maybe that would help?

I have a gerbil too. Now that should do the trick

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You and i danse first, Beefcakes, cajun gets sloppy seconds on the vegemite.

well alright, but dont get any funny ideas about leading

then we eat octopus

oh damn why did i say that, my salivary glands are fit to water a golf course

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'm sorry I'm not geigh, would that help. I have a strap on, seriously its huge too. Maybe that would help?

I have a gerbil too. Now that should do the trick

lol you fit a mould, frisky

a rough and ready date battle plan for frisky would be:

upmarket but hearty restaurant, somewhere they serve low carb food ie steak, OR a steak at home - assuming a reasonably good looking masculine man with good values, slightly playful/humerous, verbally spars with the frisker online and in casual convo, she is a little more abrasive, he turns it with abrasion followed by wry compliments laced with sly jibs, then he rapidly drops his visor, moves the convo to the issues frisky is covering up (i dont want to pull a DIV, but...you know) while being sincere and listening to what she needs to have accepted/understood by a prospective partner, he hears her out, reassures her tenderly very briefly, before turning back to slightly barbed humour, but less so than before, touching her hand/elbow/waist sequentially with each jibe, then move in for a kiss and a tumble OR let her teach you some silly wrist lock or something and twist painfully into it to land a tender kiss

game set match seeya thanks for coming frisky

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol you fit a mould, frisky

a rough and ready date battle plan for frisky would be:

upmarket but hearty restaurant, somewhere they serve low carb food ie steak, OR a steak at home - assuming a reasonably good looking masculine man with good values, slightly playful/humerous, verbally spars with the frisker online and in casual convo, she is a little more abrasive, he turns it with abrasion followed by wry compliments laced with sly jibs, then he rapidly drops his visor, moves the convo to the issues frisky is covering up (i dont want to pull a DIV, but...you know) while being sincere and listening to what she needs to have accepted/understood by a prospective partner, he hears her out, reassures her tenderly very briefly, before turning back to slightly barbed humour, but less so than before, touching her hand/elbow/waist sequentially with each jibe, then move in for a kiss and a tumble OR let her teach you some silly wrist lock or something and twist painfully into it to land a tender kiss

game set match seeya thanks for coming frisky

Cliff notes

he moves in, tries to stick his tongue in my mouth, so damn lame being he didn't even buy me flowers. So I twist that fucker like a twizlers and have him begging for mercy.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Cliff notes

he moves in, tries to stick his tongue in my mouth, so damn lame being he didn't even buy me flowers. So I twist that fucker like a twizlers and have him begging for mercy.

ambien has kicked in

id get under your skin within the first real date. anyone who sees the obvious chinks, can

we'll talk later when im not paralytic ok

cu

 

[Evil_Frisky]

ambien has kicked in

id get under your skin within the first real date. anyone who sees the obvious chinks, can

we'll talk later when im not paralytic ok

cu

wtf?

stay away from the pharma stash sugar.

 

[ChefWide]

well alright, but dont get any funny ideas about leading

then we eat octopus

oh damn why did i say that, my salivary glands are fit to water a golf course

.... obviously... you have been salivating over my girl for six months...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ill fix u guys tomorrow

cheeky mofos

wheres my octopus???????