Can we get together a quick list of classless questions for stringbean?

[KillahBee]

Nimbus and crew can also join in on the answers. These things keep me up at night.

- How often do you do laundry?

 

[binö]

-how many miller lites do you quaff in a week?

 

[javaguru]

Does your girlfriend really look/act like Rachel Ray?

 

[KillahBee]

- When is the last time you actually moved an appliance/piece of furniture to clean under it? (assuming you clean at all)

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

have you ever looked at your asshole in the mirror?

does your house smell like a petting zone?

 

[MichaelScott]

do you shave your taint?

 

[Raptorex]

How much did you get paid for being the goalie for your dart team when you were younger?

 

[bw1]

Do you like fat chicks?

 

[string_bean00]

give me a minute to answer these all bros, ill check this thread regularly

 

[MichaelScott]

have u ever given a girl a dirty sanchez?

 

[string_bean00]

Nimbus and crew can also join in on the answers. These things keep me up at night.

- How often do you do laundry?

About once a month, maybe two months. I've got tons and tons of clothes and usually the first thing to run out is underwear, and I've been known to buy new underwear just to avoid doing laundry for another few weeks. And I wash everything at once, regardless of colors. Sorting is for pussies.

-how many miller lites do you quaff in a week?

To get brand specific, usually 0. I never buy light beers and I never buy anything that doesn't come in a 30 pack for home consumption. But if you're talking overall beers, the number has come down a lot lately. Been a busy man, only been getting drunk about once a week, so ~20.

Does your girlfriend really look/act like Rachel Ray?

Yeah, except the slutty one that shows other dudes her tits.

- When is the last time you actually moved an appliance/piece of furniture to clean under it? (assuming you clean at all)

LOL I do clean, but I haven't moved furniture to clean under it since I was at my parent's house.

have you ever looked at your asshole in the mirror?

does your house smell like a petting zone?

Who hasn't?


And nah, while I can handle a mess, your pad has to smell decent. I couldn't live in a smelly place.

do you shave your taint?

Yeah I shave everything

How much did you get paid for being the goalie for your dart team when you were younger?

oooo your mom

Do you like fat chicks?

when I'm drunk

have u ever given a girl a dirty sanchez?

it's on the to do list, would probably have to be a revenge fuck

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao at "sorting is for pussies"

 

[the_clockwork]

what disgusting things have you done for small amounts of money?

 

[KillahBee]

What are you wearing RIGHT now?

 

[string_bean00]

what disgusting things have you done for small amounts of money?

took a shot of own urine for $25

made out with a fat chick for a beer

took a body shot off a fat chick for a beer

drank the beer pong wash cup for $5

drank the bong water for free


there must be more but im drawing blanks right now

 

[string_bean00]

What are you wearing RIGHT now?

i just got out of bed


fleece kinda pajama pants things and a hanes white tee, not that classless

 

[KillahBee]

i just got out of bed


fleece kinda pajama pants things and a hanes white tee, not that classless

nah dude, it's still kinda classless

 

[the_clockwork]

hahah

 

[string_bean00]

kb what is your sleeping attire?

 

[the_clockwork]

if I ever meet string in person I'm bringing a grand in cash..

you'd be like my monkey all night.. the things you'll do !

what is the fattest chick you have ever fucked? poundage wise

 

[borris]

took a shot of own urine for $25

made out with a fat chick for a beer

took a body shot off a fat chick for a beer

drank the beer pong wash cup for $5

drank the bong water for free


there must be more but im drawing blanks right now

loolloooooooooollllooloolol

 

[KillahBee]

kb what is your sleeping attire?

boxer briefs. I can't sleep with clothes on, no matter how cold it is. I also have to have a fan blasting on me at all times.

I also use hundred dollar bills as bed sheets and toilet paper

 

[binö]

-do all your classless chippewa friends know you juice? or do you keep it secret?

 

[string_bean00]

if I ever meet string in person I'm bringing a grand in cash..

you'd be like my monkey all night.. the things you'll do !

what is the fattest chick you have ever fucked? poundage wise

I have a hard time estimating poundage, she was like 5'5" and a size 20, and pretty damn big. might have been pushing 250...hard to say. it was a bad night.

-do all your classless chippewa friends know you juice? or do you keep it secret?

a couple of the good juicer bros know but for the most part it's a secret

an old roommate knows because she walked in on me with a needle in my arm

 

[KillahBee]

an old roommate knows because she walked in on me with a needle in my arm

did she initially think it was the heron?

 

[string_bean00]

did she initially think it was the heron?

lol no, she always accused me of being a juicer so I think gasoline was def her first guess

 

[KillahBee]

lol no, she always accused me of being a juicer so I think gasoline was def her first guess

did you hit it?

 

[the_clockwork]

holy fuck at 250 at 5'5"


have you any past run ins with law enforcement?

 

[string_bean00]

did you hit it?

no, she was one of my best friend's gfs and a raging bitch.


one time she wanted her bf to take her to dinner and he said no. this guy ALWAYS complained about never getting a blowjob anymore so she offered him a BJ in exchange for dinner. he went for it. i told him great job in reinforcing that behaviour you fucking schmuck.

 

[KillahBee]

no, she was one of my best friend's gfs and a raging bitch.


one time she wanted her bf to take her to dinner and he said no. this guy ALWAYS complained about never getting a blowjob anymore so she offered him a BJ in exchange for dinner. he went for it. i told him great job in reinforcing that behaviour you fucking schmuck.

LMFAOOOOO

 

[string_bean00]

holy fuck at 250 at 5'5"


have you any past run ins with law enforcement?

my buddy still has her pants somewhere



I had a dui two years ago, took a plea bargin for an owil but that was it. besides normal stuff like speeding tickets and seatbelt violations

 

[string_bean00]

I told this story once but I gotta tell it again


it involves the fat chick mentioned above and my same friend/roommate. I had just had sex with her and was laying there, hating myself, and he runs in the room and shoves his dick in her mouth outta nowhere!!! he thrusts in a few times, busts a nut in two seconds, and leaves the room. we never talked about it. not once.

I was fucking sloshed but I am certain this happened despite his denials. I stared in awe/disgust

 

[KillahBee]

I told this story once but I gotta tell it again


it involves the fat chick mentioned above and my same friend/roommate. I had just had sex with her and was laying there, hating myself, and he runs in the room and shoves his dick in her mouth outta nowhere!!! he thrusts in a few times, busts a nut in two seconds, and leaves the room. we never talked about it. not once.

I was fucking sloshed but I am certain this happened despite his denials. I stared in awe/disgust

Wait, wait, wait------------------------what?!!!

was she passed out?

 

[swole]

lololololol

- do you still own and wear shirts from Structure?

- how many times do you forget to bring a pen/pencil to class then ask someone to borrow one, then chew on it before returning it? How about on test days?

- if you own a leather jacket, do you wear it with an AE shirt underneath and consider it a "nice" outfit?

- how many cargo pants do you own?

- do you dip?

- how long do you leave dishes in the sink before realizing they need to be cleaned?

 

[string_bean00]

Wait, wait, wait------------------------what?!!!

was she passed out?

no she was def conscious and loved all 2 seconds of it. fucking whore. she was totally sober for all this btw. i consider myself raped

 

[the_clockwork]

wtf.. hahaha

does this chick know she sucked a different guy off?

she sounds like a fat slut! awesome

give more details to the story!

 

[KillahBee]

no she was def conscious and loved all 2 seconds of it. fucking whore. she was totally sober for all this btw. i consider myself raped

holy shit, that is fucking awesome. if that story happened to me in college I would make it into a t-shirt and wear it every single day, even to prom

 

[string_bean00]

wtf.. hahaha

does this chick know she sucked a different guy off?

she sounds like a fat slut! awesome

give more details to the story!

oh she def knows, she moaned his name after he came, "ohhhhhhh j, this is bad, what if k finds out"
lolol

this chick has sucked off a lot of guys that I know

my friends still give me shit about that night all the time

 

[KillahBee]

oh she def knows, she moaned his name after he came, "ohhhhhhh j, this is bad, what if k finds out"
lolol

this chick has sucked off a lot of guys that I know

my friends still give me shit about that night all the time

and you just lay there 2 feet away the whole time??? how did you not cut your cock off and stab your eyes out after that night???

 

[string_bean00]

and you just lay there 2 feet away the whole time??? how did you not cut your cock off and stab your eyes out after that night???

closer than 2 feet, one of his straddling legs was probably touching me, lol


after the initial disgust I found the whole thing to be hilarious and was thankful I got to see something like that live and not in a porno.

 

[xrsist]

I told this story once but I gotta tell it again


it involves the fat chick mentioned above and my same friend/roommate. I had just had sex with her and was laying there, hating myself, and he runs in the room and shoves his dick in her mouth outta nowhere!!! he thrusts in a few times, busts a nut in two seconds, and leaves the room. we never talked about it. not once.

I was fucking sloshed but I am certain this happened despite his denials. I stared in awe/disgust

thats some funny shit mate

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

lololololol

- do you still own and wear shirts from Structure?

- how many times do you forget to bring a pen/pencil to class then ask someone to borrow one, then chew on it before returning it? How about on test days?

- if you own a leather jacket, do you wear it with an AE shirt underneath and consider it a "nice" outfit?

- how many cargo pants do you own?

- do you dip?

- how long do you leave dishes in the sink before realizing they need to be cleaned?

haha

awsome

great thread guys

 

[MichaelScott]

this is some good shit right here

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I told this story once but I gotta tell it again


it involves the fat chick mentioned above and my same friend/roommate. I had just had sex with her and was laying there, hating myself, and he runs in the room and shoves his dick in her mouth outta nowhere!!! he thrusts in a few times, busts a nut in two seconds, and leaves the room. we never talked about it. not once.

I was fucking sloshed but I am certain this happened despite his denials. I stared in awe/disgust

lol

was she into it? I mean was she stroking the cock? or did he just face fuck force his dick?

after he finishes on this chic, she just swollow or did she get up and go wipe it off?


also did you sleep the whole night in there?

this is awsome

 

[nimbus]

Nimbus and crew can also join in on the answers. These things keep me up at night.

- How often do you do laundry?

lorf i started to answer these but stringbean infinitely outclasslessess me

 

[Stefka]

my buddy still has her pants somewhere

She went home sans pants?

 

[string_bean00]

lololololol

- do you still own and wear shirts from Structure?

- how many times do you forget to bring a pen/pencil to class then ask someone to borrow one, then chew on it before returning it? How about on test days?

- if you own a leather jacket, do you wear it with an AE shirt underneath and consider it a "nice" outfit?

- how many cargo pants do you own?

- do you dip?

- how long do you leave dishes in the sink before realizing they need to be cleaned?

I missed this post the first time through


I still have one shirt from Structure, but it fits me like shit, im not even sure if it's not in my little brother's possession by now

im actually pretty good about bringing my own stuff all the time, pens and pencils

fuck YES

no cargo pants, I hate them. tons of cargo shorts though.

don't dip at all. I smoke, but dipping will prevent you from getting laid

when im on my own I'll leave dishes sitting around quite a while, but when I have roommates I'm very considerate and wash stuff right after I'm done

 

[string_bean00]

lol

was she into it? I mean was she stroking the cock? or did he just face fuck force his dick?

after he finishes on this chic, she just swollow or did she get up and go wipe it off?


also did you sleep the whole night in there?

this is awsome

she was huge into, it didn't last long but she was gagging and moaning as he basically just face fucked her, she didn't really have time to grab for dick

she just swallowed it

I passed out after this for like 3 hours and then I got up and left, lol

 

[string_bean00]

She went home sans pants?

I guess so, I left at like 6am and came back in the afternoon ( i was scared ) and when I got back she was gone and her pants wehre there. it's a mystery

 

[rnch]

I guess so, I left at like 6am and came back in the afternoon ( i was scared ) and when I got back she was gone and her pants wehre there. it's a mystery

this is why i never wear boxers on a date....just one more piece of clothing to find on the floor in the dark as i try to creep outa-da-door before the sun rises....

 

[borris]

bhwhahaha i havn't laughed at something online like this in a long time....... TOTW!!!

 

[LuluDeren]

I guess so, I left at like 6am and came back in the afternoon ( i was scared ) and when I got back she was gone and her pants wehre there. it's a mystery

Instantaneous Combustion-mystery solved.

 

[MichaelScott]

whatcha bench? curl? tricep pushdown? weights

 

[string_bean00]

whatcha bench? curl? tricep pushdown? weights

lol @ those lifts


I havent maxed on bench in two or three years, I worked with 110s x 8 on incline this past week (incline is actually stronger than flat, dunno why).

curl...I dunno, 95-115 for strict reps, I don't do much bi work

pushdowns, 80-140 depending on the cables


I don't lift heavy too often anymore, I found I can still grow using light girly weights for sets of 12-20

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

what is the grossest thing you've done to someone with your balls..

or had done to you with someone elses balls?

 

[string_bean00]

what is the grossest thing you've done to someone with your balls..

or had done to you with someone elses balls?

i dropped my balls in a buddy's beer one time

 

[rnch]

i dropped my balls in a buddy's beer one time

hope they were recently shaved and washed a the time.....

 

[binö]

-honestly, the fatties you've slayed, do you feel remorse? it doesn't seem like it lol
-how many gals have you tagged total...and aprox how many did you bareback...and what are the associated STDs you've recieved or expect to have.
-have you ended the year long cycle? what will happen to your muscles?

 

[bw1]

i dropped my balls in a buddy's beer one time

Did he drink it?

 

[chewyxrage]

great fucking thread

that roommate nut story is the best thing I've ever seen on here

 

[bw1]

oh she def knows, she moaned his name after he came, "ohhhhhhh j, this is bad, what if k finds out"
lolol

this chick has sucked off a lot of guys that I know

my friends still give me shit about that night all the time

LMFAO!!!!!!!Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!

 

[Cal_21]

no she was def conscious and loved all 2 seconds of it. fucking whore. she was totally sober for all this btw. i consider myself raped

oolololololololololololololollllololololololololol


It happens to the best of us....... ......right?...... ...

 

[string_bean00]

-honestly, the fatties you've slayed, do you feel remorse? it doesn't seem like it lol
-how many gals have you tagged total...and aprox how many did you bareback...and what are the associated STDs you've recieved or expect to have.
-have you ended the year long cycle? what will happen to your muscles?

zero remorse besides the immediate regret

the total # ain't as high as you'd think, ~12 I guess, there are actually a couple instances where I was so blackout drunk I don't know if I had sex or not. it seems like that number should be higher but I've been in a couple year + relationships since I was 19. I did the majority of those girls without a condom btw, no STDs that I know of, but I can be pretty sure something common like hpv I must have.

year long cycle is still going, and I look damn good.

Did he drink it?

Yeah he had no idea

 

[bw1]

oloololololol

 

[needtogetaas]

- When is the last time you actually moved an appliance/piece of furniture to clean under it? (assuming you clean at all)

this has to be one of the best ??? ever.lol@moving a stove after 10 years and seeing what is behind it.

 

[gonelifting]

Awesome fucking thread. I haven't seen something like this in ages.


and I'm damn old!


lmfao!

String = cool dude.

Have you ever liked banging a fat chick for her awesome fuck talents, and said to yourself "I'd love this chick if she were skinny."?

Ever cheat on your dose?

 

[KillahBee]

Describe the first time you jammed a needle in your anus/bicep

 

[samoth]

TOTW.

 

[string_bean00]

Awesome fucking thread. I haven't seen something like this in ages.


and I'm damn old!


lmfao!

String = cool dude.

Have you ever liked banging a fat chick for her awesome fuck talents, and said to yourself "I'd love this chick if she were skinny."?

Ever cheat on your dose?

besides the head giving abilities most fat chicks ive encountered were horrible lays, and they weren't good for any positions other than missionary due to size

by cheating on my dose you mean saying fuggit in the middle of a cycle and adding in compounds and upping things? if so, fuck yes

Describe the first time you jammed a needle in your anus/bicep

lolol this story sounds gay

It was a summer between semesters so it was at my parent's pad up in my room with my best friend, I was 20. we had just got our gear from overseas and were so fucking pumped. we turned on the CD player, I think it was Mudvayne. we cracked open our amps and loaded up your plungers and looked at each other all "are we really gonna do this shit?" we both went on the count of 3, and simulataneously injected our quads, I was sweating like a queer eating a hotdog (thanks wootoom). we both finished up and he said "rad, let's train chest tomorrow" and I agreed

 

[Cal_21]

besides the head giving abilities most fat chicks ive encountered were horrible lays, and they weren't good for any positions other than missionary due to size

by cheating on my dose you mean saying fuggit in the middle of a cycle and adding in compounds and upping things? if so, fuck yes



lolol this story sounds gay

It was a summer between semesters so it was at my parent's pad up in my room with my best friend, I was 20. we had just got our gear from overseas and were so fucking pumped. we turned on the CD player, I think it was Mudvayne. we cracked open our amps and loaded up your plungers and looked at each other all "are we really gonna do this shit?" we both went on the count of 3, and simulataneously injected our quads, I was sweating like a queer eating a hotdog (thanks wootoom). we both finished up and he said "rad, let's train chest tomorrow" and I agreed

That gave me a hard n

 

[KillahBee]

It was a summer between semesters so it was at my parent's pad up in my room with my best friend, I was 20. we had just got our gear from overseas and were so fucking pumped. we turned on the CD player, I think it was Mudvayne. we cracked open our amps and loaded up your plungers and looked at each other all "are we really gonna do this shit?" we both went on the count of 3, and simulataneously injected our quads, I was sweating like a queer eating a hotdog (thanks wootoom). we both finished up and he said "rad, let's train chest tomorrow" and I agreed

bwahahahah!!!! sig material!!!!!!!!!! holy lmfao dude

 

[KillahBee]

zero remorse besides the immediate regret

the total # ain't as high as you'd think, ~12 I guess, there are actually a couple instances where I was so blackout drunk I don't know if I had sex or not. it seems like that number should be higher but I've been in a couple year + relationships since I was 19. I did the majority of those girls without a condom btw, no STDs that I know of, but I can be pretty sure something common like hpv I must have.

year long cycle is still going, and I look damn good.



Yeah he had no idea

you spelled "i" wrong dude

 

[binö]

lol at spelling a letter wrong bawahahaha

 

[binö]

i've got an awesome fatty story to share.
i was all set to tell it in this thread, but i don't wanna take string's shine away.

 

[KillahBee]

dude, it would have to be the greatest fatty story ever to steal this kid's thunda right now.

plus he'll appreciate it. fatty ho!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bw1]

i've got an awesome fatty story to share.
i was all set to tell it in this thread, but i don't wanna take string's shine away.

Let it rip bro

 

[binö]

dude, it would have to be the greatest fatty story ever to steal this kid's thunda right now.

plus he'll appreciate it. fatty ho!!!!!!!!!!!

it would be pretty close...i like to think of my writing style as eloquent.
plus it includes other factors, such as public embarrassment, kissing with copenhagen snuff in my mouth, and clap

 

[KillahBee]

stop being and EF girl and making us ask you to share something you obviously want to share, queer

 

[binö]

stop being and EF girl and making us ask you to share something you obviously want to share, queer

lolll trust me this is nothing i'm proud to share.
it takes a certain type of maing to admit to late night shady deeds.
not sure if can depreciate myself that much

 

[KillahBee]

^ not on EF it doesn't. especially when you know everyone will cockslap you and be like "oh duder awesome@@@@!!!!"

so stop BSing and being a girl man. shit or get off the pot.

I love fat chick stories

 

[binö]

kb share a fatty story of your own

 

[Stefka]

kb share a fatty story of your own

You are fucking up the best thread ever.

 

[KillahBee]

kb share a fatty story of your own

I wish I had a good one man, but I don't. Slayed a few thicker-than-avg girls, but no huge heffers. I feel like I missed out. The 2 semi-fatties I slayed:

- one was a hippy chick who was totally unattractive in every way. typical late night fuck. I was getting sick of banging her cause she was terrible and with every pump I died a little inside so I slipped her the shocker. she freaked the fuck out and took off. never spoke about it again - and we hung out with the same friends.

- other girl was totally random. I was way too drunk to know how it happened, but when I woke up I was in her bed but she wasn't there (it's always a good sign when the piggy leaves her own fucking house). All the seniors lived in this condo area off campus, so almost all the houses looked identical. I happened to be fucking this other chick in the neighborhood on the regular who also lived in the basement of her house. So, I wake up in this chick's bed (in the basement) totally still fucked up. I look around and assume I am at the regular chick's house. so, I wake up and go upstairs and piggy's roomie is walking around the living room on the phone. well, I am so drunk that I just see a blonde chick on the phone and assumed it was the regular's roomie who was a very close friend of mine. So I plop down on the couch and relax. The chick was on the phone with her mom, so I start saying "Oh! Tell mom I said what's up!" and shit like that. I'm fucking looking at this girl and talking to her and STILL way too fucked up to realize it's not the girl I thought, but some random chick I had never spoken to whose piggy cow roommate fucked me the night before and then ditched me in her own home. After a few minutes I realized what was going on, almost shit myself, and just nonchalantly walked out the house.

 

[binö]

lol!

 

[KillahBee]

Now you go!!!

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[AAP]

What really would have been funny is if the dude ran in the room and stuck his dick in her mouth while she was asleep, nutted and left.

 

[binö]

Now you go!!!

done.
not sure how it turned out, kinda long winded.
but i feel clean now, like back in confessional

 

[MichaelScott]

lolll trust me this is nothing i'm proud to share.
it takes a certain type of maing to admit to late night shady deeds.
not sure if can depreciate myself that much

cant be worse than the infamous photo

 

[MichaelScott]

done.
not sure how it turned out, kinda long winded.
but i feel clean now, like back in confessional

where the hell is the story

 

[LuluDeren]

Blech, I can't believe some of you aren't dead from a really nasty std...oh yeah, some of them take 20 years to kill ya.

 

[jestro]

String bean for president.

 

[binö]

string are you still on that monster cycle?
how long now?
are you ever gonna recover?

 

[string_bean00]

string are you still on that monster cycle?
how long now?
are you ever gonna recover?

sure am bro


it's been about 18 months now, although I've been on just 250mg of test for almost a year without raising that, not much of a cycle at the moment

the odd thing is I ain't really worried about it, I should come off though for a bit

 

[binö]

sure am bro


it's been about 18 months now, although I've been on just 250mg of test for almost a year without raising that, not much of a cycle at the moment

the odd thing is I ain't really worried about it, I should come off though for a bit

so what would happen if you quit all the sudden? think you'd shrink up and become weak?

 

[string_bean00]

so what would happen if you quit all the sudden? think you'd shrink up and become weak?

id run a pretty heavy pct, id maintain most of my size but lose the "edge" in appearance

probably take a couple months for strength to deplete, as that is what has happened when I've come off before. seems like I maintain it fine for a bit and I think it's rad and then suddenly my body readjusts. movements that involve upper chest, upper back, traps, delts get hit the hardest strengthwise for me when i come off, legs maintain their strength ok

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

id run a pretty heavy PCT - post cycle therapy - , id maintain most of my size but lose the "edge" in appearance

probably take a couple months for strength to deplete, as that is what has happened when I've come off before. seems like I maintain it fine for a bit and I think it's rad and then suddenly my body readjusts. movements that involve upper chest, upper back, traps, delts get hit the hardest strengthwise for me when i come off, legs maintain their strength ok

acne or bloat?

 

[string_bean00]

acne or bloat?

I get no acne or bloat at this dose (250 of enant per week). maybe some bloat but nothing I can notice

during pct acne can hit me hard if i dont warch it

 

[Smurfy]

lolo this thread is awesome
string is a top notch dude

 

[Smurfy]

btw the friend of yours who came in the room and face fucked the fattie was listenting at the door while you were fucking her, got horny and decided he needed to nut. he couldnt control himself
so, that's what happened there.