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Can Stefka Make it Through Another Michigan Winter Without a Window Scraper???

Window Scraper???

  • Buy a scraper you dumb ass

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • Continue to develop your MacGuyver-like window scraping skills

    Votes: 8 53.3%
  • Total voters
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Stefka

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It snowed here last night.
There was snow on my truck this morning.
This made me realize that I still do not have a window scraper for my car.
I went all through last year without one.
I used credit cards and CD cases to scrape the ice off my windshield.
Perhaps I should buy a scraper this year.
Thoughts?
 
You'll be fine improvising until an ice storm hits, burying your car under a 2" sheet of ice. But, of course, everything would close under such conditions, so really, as long as your MacGuyvering works, you should be fine. Unless you can pony up the whole $1.99 for a scraper and make life easier, lol.

I think I have two or three scattered throughout my car and trunk... you can have one of mine. :D]



:cow:
 
samoth said:
You'll be fine improvising until an ice storm hits, burying your car under a 2" sheet of ice.....
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i could never move up north....... :worried:
 
Jack0 said:
Agreed.

I'm the closest, so it looks like I'm gonna have to take one for the team.
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lol damn you're racking up the ef conquests
throw me a bone sometime playa
 
Jack0 said:
Ahhite.
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my impressions of stefka is that she is a quite mousy libriarian type by day
but a freak at night time, when she can be.
her michigan experience has been one of isolation and lonely nights, her sexual needs have not been satisfied
she is on the verge of bursting over with lust and leg humping the first boi that looks at her twice
 
Tirpitz said:
my impressions of stefka is that she is a quite mousy libriarian type by day
but a freak at night time, when she can be.
her michigan experience has been one of isolation and lonely nights, her sexual needs have not been satisfied
she is on the verge of bursting over with lust and leg humping the first boi that looks at her twice
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I'll handle this one...hopefully she'll let me take pics.
 
the thing is, if you buy a scraper you will never need it--palm trees may even begin to grow there--i bought studded snow tires b/c i know it will cause spring to begin in late december
 
dannomight said:
just start ur car and let it warm up and blast the defrost. remote starts are great for that.
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yea, but lives stefka in michigan so she would only be able to use the remote start once--then the guy that stole the car could use it :)
 
I have many car keys. Since I don't have remote start on my current ride I still start it well before I leave, and lock that slut while it's running.
 
string_bean00 said:
I have many car keys. Since I don't have remote start on my current ride I still start it well before I leave, and lock that slut while it's running.
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i did that when i lived in syracuse--came back downstairs--and my ass was walking to work that day. bad enough they stole the car the bastards got a warm one
 
javaguru said:
Quit being a prude and just put out. However, if you break Samoot's heart then may you be infested by a plague of crabs. :)
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Oh she is waiving him in.

But, he should make his move fast!
 
samoth said:
Quit hyphenating Manowar, dammit!



:cow:
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That is your problem.

Quit caring about hyphenating Manowar

Start caring about hyphenating Strefka. Haahooo!!!!
 
samoth said:
Yes. Much. Thank you. Manowar are not fish.

Now, where were we?



:cow:
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Right about the part where you were gonna send Stefka an ice scraper that she no longer needs. (not this week anyway).
 
Jack Schitt said:
That means he's gonna have to put on his Manowar Snowsuit...are you ready for that?
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With matching lugs!
 
Jack Schitt said:
Yeah, and a Manowar backpack with several Hostess snack cake goodies!!
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You know his mom would make sure he had some juice boxes for the road.
 
all the whey said:
You know his mom would make sure he had some juice boxes for the road.
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Of course.

I'm sure all the four food groups would be represented as well as the inclusion of several puzzle and brain teaser books.

Wool socks are also a must. Samotes feet must be kept warm and toasty.
 
Stefka said:
I am so ready
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Samoth is going to wear his best pair of ManoWar underwear!

He is nervous you might not like him in it.

His mom is nervous he might lose them. So, she wrote his name on them.
 
Jack Schitt said:
Of course.

I'm sure all the four food groups would be represented as well as the inclusion of several puzzle and brain teaser books.

Wool socks are also a must. Samotes feet must be kept warm and toasty.
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oh yeah!


And, strefka sounds like a wild woman.

His mom better pack 2 inhalers for him!!
 
I'll bet his name is written on the inside of his MOON boots too...people are always trying to steal those things.

I wonder how many PB & J sammiches Samote will go through on the trip?
 
Jack Schitt said:
I'll bet his name is written on the inside of his MOON boots too...people are always trying to steal those things.

I wonder how many PB & J sammiches Samote will go through on the trip?
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Probably a lot of sammiches. Because, you know he has to have his mom cut off the crust!@
 
samoth said:
Holy crap. I'm getting tag-teamed here, lol.



:cow:
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That's what you will be saying when strefka finally gets her hands on you!
 
javaguru said:
Do you have manowar condoms on standby?
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WTF are you talking about???


He has one on right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!@!@$!!1
 
all the whey said:
Probably a lot of sammiches. Because, you know he has to have his mom cut off the crust!@
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What about the apple peels? I'll be she skins them an puts them in a nice Zip Lok baggie. Also, I'll bet that specific instructions were given to NOT eat the Hostess cupcakes until he's finished the crustless PB & J.
 
Jack Schitt said:
What about the apple peels? I'll be she skins them an puts them in a nice Zip Lok baggie. Also, I'll bet that specific instructions were given to NOT eat the Hostess cupcakes until he's finished the crustless PB & J.
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Remember Samoth.

Yellow and blue makes green.
 
Samote gets ready to embark on the greatest journey of his life....

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