Can Stefka Make it Through Another Michigan Winter Without a Window Scraper???

[jack sparrow]

Perhaps 4 inhalers...

 

[all the whey]

I'm speechless, lol.

*looks for owned kitty pic*

 

[all the whey]

Perhaps 4 inhalers...

I know I would need atleast 2 inhalers if I got to even hear what she did to him

 

[jack sparrow]

I know I would need atleast 2 inhalers if I got to even hear what she did to him

She has some sick fetish with ice scrapers, so I'm sure it's something that isn't even out there on the pr0nz circuit yet.

Samote is gonna be a changed man when he gets back.

 

[all the whey]

Samote gets ready to embark on the greatest journey of his life....

He seems to be more confident in his cow ears.

 

[jack sparrow]

He seems to be more confident in his cow ears.

 

[all the whey]

She has some sick fetish with ice scrapers, so I'm sure it's something that isn't even out there on the pr0nz circuit yet.

Samote is gonna be a changed man when he gets back.

she sure does!

 

[jack sparrow]

she sure does!

Allow me to entertain you wif my drumming skillz...

 

[all the whey]

Allow me to entertain you wif my drumming skillz...

lol

Did we scare off Samoth?

I hope he is not hiding under his ManOWar covers???

 

[jack sparrow]

lol

Did we scare off Samoth?

I hope he is not hiding under his ManOWar covers???

He's having nightmares of ice scrapers...

 

[all the whey]

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[all the whey]

I saved this pic awhile ago. It reminded me of these 2 brainiac's Mating Ritual.

This is what I picture Strefka looking like, and the type of "sexy" pic she would send to Samoth to "Whhooo" him.

 

[Stefka]

I saved this pic awhile ago. It reminded me of these 2 brainiac's Mating Ritual.

This is what I picture Strefka looking like, and the type of "sexy" pic she would send to Samoth to "Whhooo" him.

Where are the fur boots?

 

[jack sparrow]

I saved this pic awhile ago. It reminded me of these 2 brainiac's Mating Ritual.

This is what I picture Strefka looking like, and the type of "sexy" pic she would send to Samoth to "Whhooo" him.

It would certainly WOOHOO me into air guitaring in nothin but my Lugz lollolol

 

[all the whey]

It would certainly WOOHOO me into air guitaring in nothin but my Lugz lollolol

Hell yeah that is a hot nerd!!

Samoth would be the hero at the next Physic's Club Party!@

 

[jack sparrow]

Hell yeah that is a hot nerd!!

Samoth would be the hero at the next Physic's Club Party!@

The frat boys would probably bake him cupcakes with colored sprinkles or something!!

Or at least some kind of wholesome food since his Mom doesn't like him eating too much sugar while he's away at school.

 

[all the whey]

It would certainly WOOHOO me into air guitaring in nothin but my Lugz lollolol

Seriously, don't you think that she looks like strefka would?

I think of that everytime I scroll past looking at my cat pics.

 

[samoth]

So I've established that ignoring the pwnage doesn't make it go away.

Dammit, lol.

 

[jack sparrow]

Seriously, don't you think that she looks like strefka would?

I think of that everytime I scroll past looking at my cat pics.

Yeah, but I'd put a hoodie on her...maybe a hoodie with a pic of a snail on the front

 

[jack sparrow]

So I've established that ignoring the pwnage doesn't make it go away.

Dammit, lol.

We're just getting started. If we can't continue it in this session, rest assured that we will be stockpiling ammo when not posting.

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[all the whey]

The frat boys would probably bake him cupcakes with colored sprinkles or something!!

Or at least some kind of wholesome food since his Mom doesn't like him eating too much sugar while he's away at school.

 

[all the whey]

So I've established that ignoring the pwnage doesn't make it go away.

Dammit, lol.

No.

I do this for my own pleasure.lol

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[all the whey]

LOL

Yeah we should let them get back to the awkward flirting.

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL

Yeah we should let them get back to the awkward flirting.

Ahhite...

One last one for Samote on the subject of sugar:

 

[all the whey]

Ahhite...

One last one for Samote on the subject of sugar:

lol

Why is this stupid shit so funny?

 

[samoth]

lol

Why is this stupid shit so funny?

LOL

But it's sooo entertaining!

 

[all the whey]

LOL

But it's sooo entertaining!

Jack and I would be happy to join you and strefka if/when you meet.

We could really help you out bro!

 

[jack sparrow]

Jack and I would be happy to join you and strefka if/when you meet.

We could really help you out bro!

Now that would be some serious fun.

 

[Stefka]

Now that would be some serious fun.

what do you have in mind?

 

[jack sparrow]

what do you have in mind?

Well, first we'd go to a strip club so Samote can see what a real nekkid girl looks like. We'll sit him down with a big boobed stripper, and he can tell her all about is Richard P Feynman home chemistry set while ATW and I work on getting you drunk.

 

[all the whey]

what do you have in mind?

 

[Stefka]

Can we all wear matching Nike t-shirts?

 

[all the whey]

Can we all wear matching Nike t-shirts?

No!

Only Jack and I intend on having are faces in strange girls titties!


Samath has a matching ManOwar shirt for you.

 

[Stefka]

No!

Only Jack and I intend on having are faces in strange girls titties!


Samath has a matching ManOwar shirt for you.

Even better.

 

[Mr. dB]

Do you have covered parking?

 

[Stefka]

Do you have covered parking?

no

 

[Mr. dB]

Sucks for you then. I do.

 

[samoth]

Samath has a matching ManOwar shirt for you.

I'll wear my classic "BORN TO DRINK, ROCK AND FUCK" Manowar shirt.

 

[all the whey]

I'll wear my classic "BORN TO DRINK, ROCK AND FUCK" Manowar shirt.

Bump for Jack!!!