"CAMPUS MODEL" new recruits

[supersizeme]

But "calendar boy" is nowhere near as aloof a title as "campus model." When you walk up to a female in a bar and say, "Hi, gorgeous. I'm a calendar boy. My sack calleth upon you." she knows exactly what the deal is. You lose your mystique because immediately what pops in her head is possibly the month of June, maybe even August, and there you are standing in a speedo all oiled up with a row of days of the week below you. When you present yourself as "campus model," she is intrigued almost immediately as to what on earth that means. Unfortunately, no one really knows so you should quickly change the subject if asked to explain, but there's no denying the sheer mystery of all that is campus modeling that you are instantly shrouded in. It's like spraying yourself with Vagina-On before you go out.

 

[Austin316]

haha, this thread is a hoot...So I don't get to find out why exactly I am a campus model and what that means I have to do? okileedokilee

 

[HighIntensity]

ssme makes a great point another title shrouded in mystery is that of "fitness model" again what does this mean...

Used in a pickup like " yea im a fitness model"

shell ask oh what do you do

quikly just turn it around "I model fitness"

oh

 

[the People's Champ]

this thread rules! stopping by the recruiter's station I saw a poster of uncle Sam saying"the few, the proud, the Campus Models..."

I thought about checking it out, but I just wasn't good enough.

 

[Austin316]

k, this thread says "recruits" so other then myself, were other people in mind or what?

 

[WODIN]

LMAO!!!

Austin, you may want to buy a pair of DOTS steel-reinforced briefs.

 

[Austin316]

LMAO!!!

Austin, you may want to buy a pair of DOTS steel-reinforced briefs.

oh brother