"CAMPUS MODEL" new recruits

[HighIntensity]

Lets all give a big welcome to Elite Fitnesses newest campus model:

AUSTIN316

as you all know this is an exclusive club that SSME drools over. I think after seeing Austins pictures, D who happens to be a good friend of mine is a "campus model". Of course ill have to train him in the privileges of a "campus model" such as in any discussion on elite that does not go your way just say" hey are you a "campus model"....I think not."

And the offical uniform of the "campus model" is either a xss black t-shirt or a tight black beater which as we see in the pictures Austin already owns.

New recruits are being sought after loseing kakd so sign up now.

 

[smallmovesal]

i think you need to recruit some women so the gossip about the steambath in the treehouse and the loud yells of "harder, harder" that come from it can be quashed.

 

[Frackal]

My only desire in life is to become a CampusMODEL!

 

[casavant]

What about me. I think I've got that "Brad Pitt cut look" that fits the bill. Ha ha ha.

Austin is a solid dude. Big ole traps on that guy.

 

[HighIntensity]

What about me. I think I've got that "Brad Pitt cut look" that fits the bill. Ha ha ha.

Austin is a solid dude. Big ole traps on that guy.

funny thing is he thinks hes got a better body then me...haha I laugh (he cheats)

 

[PHATchik]

Lol. This stuff gets me tickled.

 

[Austin316]

Me? bjeezus what makes me a campus model? ROTFLMFAO

 

[supersizeme]

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Earth's newest campus model, Austin. Campus models around the world, although they themselves are still not quite sure what their title and duties entail, are rejoicing with the addition of this solid member to the tightly knit group of well respected men. It's a proud day in campus modeling history...one that will go down in the history of campuses as a day for all other days to be modeled (campus-ly of course) by. Austin showed true campus model-caliber strength in surviving the grueling campus model hazing tactics such as forcing poor Austin to stand around various campuses staring off in the distance, glancing at the watch on his wrist every now and then and also having camera flashes go off in his face for minute after minute while maintaining proper posture and holding bottled water. Austin...I will make it to your ranks one day. Until then, model well.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[HighIntensity]

there is a title even greater than "campus model" it is one of Calender Boy...but alas this is a title only us Campus Models can dream of...for now Decem is the only man worthy on Elite of the title

Mr. Hawii december 1999 aka Calender Boy

 

[supersizeme]

But "calendar boy" is nowhere near as aloof a title as "campus model." When you walk up to a female in a bar and say, "Hi, gorgeous. I'm a calendar boy. My sack calleth upon you." she knows exactly what the deal is. You lose your mystique because immediately what pops in her head is possibly the month of June, maybe even August, and there you are standing in a speedo all oiled up with a row of days of the week below you. When you present yourself as "campus model," she is intrigued almost immediately as to what on earth that means. Unfortunately, no one really knows so you should quickly change the subject if asked to explain, but there's no denying the sheer mystery of all that is campus modeling that you are instantly shrouded in. It's like spraying yourself with Vagina-On before you go out.

 

[Austin316]

haha, this thread is a hoot...So I don't get to find out why exactly I am a campus model and what that means I have to do? okileedokilee

 

[HighIntensity]

ssme makes a great point another title shrouded in mystery is that of "fitness model" again what does this mean...

Used in a pickup like " yea im a fitness model"

shell ask oh what do you do

quikly just turn it around "I model fitness"

oh

 

[the People's Champ]

this thread rules! stopping by the recruiter's station I saw a poster of uncle Sam saying"the few, the proud, the Campus Models..."

I thought about checking it out, but I just wasn't good enough.

 

[Austin316]

k, this thread says "recruits" so other then myself, were other people in mind or what?

 

[WODIN]

LMAO!!!

Austin, you may want to buy a pair of DOTS steel-reinforced briefs.

 

[Austin316]

LMAO!!!

Austin, you may want to buy a pair of DOTS steel-reinforced briefs.

oh brother