Calling all experts!

[atown777]

Hey I had to take a urine test for steroids specifically. They arent testing me for anything BUT steroids.

The only thing I might test positive for is Winstrol. My boy gave me a bottle of clean urine that I kept under my nutsack to keep warm but I was just a little short making it to the required line at the drug testing place!! So I panicked and added just a tad bit of my own urine.

Am I fucked? If it comes up positive is there any excuse I can give?

I know Poppy Seed muffins can give a false positive for heroin and shit.

Is there anything that can give a false positive for Winstrol?

 

[socalmuscle]

Find a pro hormone direvitive of winny. Show them the empty bottle and say you took that. Worth a shot if you test positive.

Good luck, socal

 

[atown777]

do you know of any prohormone winstrol? I mean 99$ of the sample I gave them was from my friend and was clean. I barely added 3 squirts of my own piss to the cup. I wonder if that was enough to test positive. Im probably fine huh? I mean almost the entire urine is clean. Just barely any of it was my own.

 

[atown777]

OK I found a winstrol prohormone I can buy and say I was taking.

it is called AH-89 Extreme. Here is what I read about it. They are even considering banning it.

Busted Supplements

AH-89-Xtreme: 5α-androstano[3,2-c]pyrazole-3-one-17β-ol-THP-ether, marketed as “similar to Stanozolol

 

[empirebuilder]

Man bro for the love of god dont dare chance it. Get that prohormone ordered and have that ace in the hole just in case.
Put it this way if you have just a little tiny teeny bit of syphilis in your dick does it matter???
Exactly
EB

 

[timtim]

the temperature of the urine would be my first concern. under your nuts doesnt keep it body temperature. you need hand warmers around the bottle. so you might have run into trouble with the sample temperature.

as for adding your own, it would change the specimen. im not sure if a ph would mimic what was found in your body. keep us updated.

 

[joe d]

i find it hard to belive that a ph will save you. but who knows. good luck

 

[strictly poontang]

Testing facilities vary, but most are wise to the changing specimen trick. If they feel that you attempted to manipulate the test in any way, you're probably screwed. Just out of curiosity, what organization was requesting you be tested?

 

[atown777]

the temperature of the urine would be my first concern. under your nuts doesnt keep it body temperature. you need hand warmers around the bottle. so you might have run into trouble with the sample temperature.

as for adding your own, it would change the specimen. im not sure if a ph would mimic what was found in your body. keep us updated.

I put a thermometer strip on the bottle that I stashed under my nuts. I turned my car heater on and warmed the bottle up to 98 degrees. then I placed the bottle under my nuts and walked into the place and took the test. The sample you give must be 90-100 degrees. My urine checked out fine as far as the temp goes. I know because they give you a sheet when you leave and the checkbox was marked "90-100 degrees"

so Im OK there. Im going to buy several winstrol like Prohormones and if I do come up positive then I have a good backup reason. I did some research and yes! Prohormones can and will give a positive test result when testing for steroids! So I have an answer!

check out what i found on T-Nation

Will this show up in a drug test?

Yes and no. If you're being tested for anabolic steroids, then yes, they will show up. If you're being drug tested for a job odds are they're looking for narcotics, hallucinogens, and most importantly weed.

T-Nation.com | ProHormones-All You Need to Know



I will post my results on this thread when I get them Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

Thanks for the advice brothers!

 

[timtim]

I put a thermometer strip on the bottle that I stashed under my nuts. I turned my car heater on and warmed the bottle up to 98 degrees. then I placed the bottle under my nuts and walked into the place and took the test. The sample you give must be 90-100 degrees. My urine checked out fine as far as the temp goes. I know because they give you a sheet when you leave and the checkbox was marked "90-100 degrees"

so Im OK there. Im going to buy several winstrol like Prohormones and if I do come up positive then I have a good backup reason. I did some research and yes! Prohormones can and will give a positive test result when testing for steroids! So I have an answer!

check out what i found on T-Nation

Will this show up in a drug test?

Yes and no. If you're being tested for anabolic steroids, then yes, they will show up. If you're being drug tested for a job odds are they're looking for narcotics, hallucinogens, and most importantly weed.

T-Nation.com | ProHormones-All You Need to Know



I will post my results on this thread when I get them Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

Thanks for the advice brothers!

thats interesting with the ph. i wonder if they would make you test again for sake of validity. the temperature thing, from my experience, has been 1 degree below body temp is invalid because urine cools at 1 degree roughly every 1 to 2 minutes. so if you hand them a speciman thats beens cooled for that long, foul play is suspected. but at least the facility you used wasnt focusing on that. good luck with the ph. i think you maybe asked to retest.