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First off I would like to say I feel as old as the hills here on ef. I know many members have a lot more years on me, but I think we can all agree not many have as much time,posts(soon to be 2nd most on the site) or as long a story to tell.
I came here back in 2005 looking for steroids of course. I first signed up under needtogetas. I thought the name was to out there so I signed up under another name but then forgot that names password so said fuck it and started using the needto account. My name was of course made to let people know I needed to get AS as in Anabolic steroids. I did a search on the word (steroids) and back in 2005 ef was the first place to show up on the google search (not even on the first 2 pages now and I have bitched about this to no end).
Now at the time I could not spell for shit( not that I can now ether) but I was still recovering from my injuries in Iraqi and still learning things over. I am still learning everyday. No matter I did not let it stop me and I jumped right in on the aas board. At the time the aas board was run by a whole different group of people and it Definitely had a different feel to it.
I made the reg newb thread " ya looking for steroids can any one help". Of course I got bashed and I got a few pm's from some people. I remember a guy name "azule" or something close being the first guy to send me a pm and offer me some shit. I got a bad vibe from his ass though. He was around for a long time after that though so who knows.
I got bashed around in the aas forum but kept at it and learned a lot of good shit. I got what I was looking for and the info I was looking for to. I have spent my whole time here on ef reading that board even though I spent a good long time fucking off in c@c.
But like most members I wondered into c@c. You know I have no clue why I even stuck around because I got the shit kicked out of me day in and day out for a good 3-4 months.
At the time I could not spell so that was the laugh for every one. I was ether a 10 year old or a retard posting on ef threads like http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/speak-only-like-needtogetas-thread-405035.html were popping up all over the board.. I guess the fact that there was 20 threads a day made to me or about me that kept me coming back. I was a drunken fool at the time so I loved the e-fights any way. I would take on the whole damn board every day for hours on end. I was so drunk I could care less if I was getting my ass handed to me any way. I did get a lot of people laughing ether with me or at me though. So I made a lot of friends fast because I was some good entertainment for everyone. I also did not hold my words back. I was a nasty as could be with any and every one.
could have cared less who I pissed of and I think its a miracle I was not banned. Although even back then I was in pm's with a lot of mods like radar,digger,and some others I cant think off talking with them and kissing a little ass. Looking threw some old info radar was some one who really stuck up for me and kept me around back then. He really is a good bro. I know the whole deal about how radar was able to get his way back then but lets not go down that road tonight.
I remember brother bill (aka eringobra) at the time. He had both the brotha bill account and the eringobra account at the time but mostly came at me with the eringobra account. I hated that fuck so bad to. we later mad a board together and he fucked me on that deal to but more on that later.
Dunk,swole, and killahbee I remember them 3 fucks had a alliance of some kind. 1 other fuck to nj something (not njswankbee ether that was a alter made by one of them I could find out but do not care to) Funny how things work out though. 1 never comes her (dunk) and got big time owned by me. Had to give out all his k to a bunch of people. I got a good 500,000k out of it which was a shit tun back then. AAP got some and so did some others. I forget wtf it was about but I was right there making it happen I know that. KB ended up getting banded though I am sad about that because we become good friends and he played a big role in the making of the second needto board which did much better then the first. I still talk to kb from time to time. He is good peeps.
Nj who the fuck ever is long gone think he got banned, and swole well swole is My boy now. But ya Them 3 pissed me off big time. Mostly because all 3 of them tried like hell to get angel in the sack. Ya now I rmember why duck got fucked. It was over angel. He kept fucking with her way to much. Crossed the line with her some how.
smurf hated my ass back then to. She ended up being a mod over on my board and we worked some things out and she started to love and respect me. Just as much as I love her now. Back then I always trusted smurfs intuition on different subject we talked about. She had a way of knowing things. We do not talk have as much as we used to. I kind of miss that. I still love and respect her though.
So I guess I should mention that prob about 3 months after I was on this board I convinced angel to come and start posting to. She jumped right in to. Poor angel. At the time I think she would have don better coming to this board by herself. She had to come in defending me. Which she did with all she had to god bless my little wife. I guess I will let her tell her side of the story though. Its probably much different then mine.
Lestat lol Ya he had the bomb squad back in 2005. It was a great way for me to get into a group and get some people in my corner so I jumped right into that click real fast. ( you see I was plotting from the day I started liking this site) even though I was a drunk I was still needto deep down. Man the bomb squad was cool as shit and I do not give a fuck what any one says. We bombed fucking every one. We called hits on people fucking with us and shit like that. At one point lestat started to take a back seat to leading the bomb squad and I took over as the guy calling all the hits. I guess its because so many people,mods and admin were bitching about it lestat did not want to deal with it any more. For me I could have cared less so I kept it alive fore some time.
Now about this time we are talking at least a year deep into ef for me. I think any way. It all runs together some times. I have a bad short term memory that is for sure. I think a little before a year was when I got my fist wing man deiselgunz. Looking at this thread http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/10k-post-dedication-460981.html would tell me a lot had happened and he was a long time wing man by then. Almost on his way out because he was having his first little girl.
DG was a down ass bro. I loved that guy. He had my back and I had his. Hell he was my first ef wing man. I told him everything. If any one ever wanted to know the behind the seen shit about me he would be the bro to ask. That guy knows some shit. Man the shit we used to talk about. Me him bruce410,and dbbt had or own little group at the time. We had dealings together lol.
eatbig,hotzee what fucks them to were. I miss hot but not eatbig he was and always will be a fag.
I rmember the first guy I asked for a source was bitme. He was on his god kick back in 2005. Was going to take on the world with god. I was a pastor a long time ago so I took a liking to him for that. I asked him and he said I cant help you. (funny years latter I got to tell him the same thing lmao).
may10j10 and the medicj (aka myway) big some one forget his name right now drama. I remember that. I admit I tried to fuck some one over but almost got fucked some how.. Of course as I am needto I came out smelling like roses some how. Later myway (aka medicj) well hmmmmm will just leave that whole thing alone. Its another story for another time and I would never tell the story to the public anyway. All good peeps now though. except may10j10. The guy was just a perv. Sending his dick picks to every one.
Ok so some time around 2006 I was on my way to jail. I knew I was going so I pulled a freak move on the whole board and spent a few mill k bombing the fuck out of every one. Black sunday they called it. Every one and there brother was blacked out form the bombing and for days after people were still blacked out. To this date it has been the biggest ef black out ever.
I got locked up shortly after and spent 2 weeks in jail. I got out on house arrest and it was all ef 24/7 after that lol. This is probable around the time I made the needto board. At the time there was a lot of shit that needed to get out in the open ( I feel its getting close to that time again) so the board blew up pretty fast. We started it out with me and bb at the time. I hade no clue how to make or run a board at the time. I was very populer at the time and bb saw that so He used me to make a grand exit from ef.
We made the board together and some mods did some real scandalous shit, MTS was posting cut and pasts and screen shots from the mod board onto my board. At the time the ef mod board was a hell of a lot more tight and on lock down then it is now. So this was big big drama.
That along with the kb,kawkdeasel,raina story that was just dieing to pop off fueled the fire of the needto board even more. We had some bm shit talking and some stilleto shit talk scandel/ relly good naked pics going on to. As well as any other little story lines to go with it. It was a free for all.
Big rick rock for the first time ever stepped out and made a appearance on another board ( which to this day he has never don). He pwnd kawck all over the place. Bino at the time was on a long ass Coventry bid handed to him by the digger and dunk was also on a ban to. Both of them where in full effect on the needto board pulling out all the stops. Some how both bino and dunk got to talking with rick on the board and made there way back into ef. Bino had his fun bombing my ass from Coventry the whole time and I could not bomb him back.
Shit around that same time Anthony roborts had come around to ef. I used to bomb his ass ed when he first got here. He paid a member Mavrick a shit load of k and him and bino bombed and cotb bombed me for months on end. I think I still hold the record for longest time blacked out.
Ok So now we have the needto board. It was scandal beyond and ef scandal in the sense that nothing was in pm's any more it was all out there in the open.
All the wile I am sitting there thinking "how the fuck am I not banned" some time in the middle of this all Mts gets banned bb gets banned. Ulcasterdropout gets banned for some chocking a dog shit and almost came back threw the needto board to but it never panned out.
I am still thinking this is crazy I am not banned for this shit. Mean wile all mods are calling for my head with pitch forks and torches in hand because they did not have immunity on my board ( I later read the threads) Some how by the grace of god I made it threw the whole deal with out getting banned.
When I think about it There was not a mod or admin that did not want me banned at the time other then rick and radar. Skin of my teeth I made it threw that shit for real. Maybe rick saw something back then that he sees now. Radar bless the man stuck by me and ducked it out with other mods to keep me around. Ya I know why he was doing it at the time but at least his ass was loyal as fuck.
Ok so now we are clearing away the big needto board mess. I dropped the board and got rid of it. BB had made his claims I was a scammer and some chase152 guy which now has been proven wrong. Again more mods same ones were calling for my head. Yup I know who they are and 99% of them are gone only a few of them are left now 2 of them active the rest not. Who cares though we all know where we stand and we are a team now.
Some time after all this shit and some time during rick told me "needto this is going to bite you in the ass bro" wtf ever I could care less rick I was saying at the time. Months later I got arrested again and ended up back in jail. This is about the time I hit rock bottom and started looking at my life.
I made the chose to quit drinking. Once I did this The real me came back. I used to be a pastor a long time ago. Maybe I have never been back to that extreme but the real good guy who cares about people and what I am really like came back.
My goals in life and on this site began to change. I started caring more about my posts,what I was doing for me and my family. I cleaned up my act and started down the road of raising to something big. Ya I am not going to tell every one all the things that have been going on in my head or all the details of things I did to make it but lets just say I spent a lot of time doing it. I worked worked and worked some more. Making friends and networking my ass off.
I went up against the monster that I had made for myself and kicked its ass.
1 year of cleaning up the mess I made. Talking to people, helping people and being who I really am.
I saw at one point a brake in the storm. I saw the ulter and mac leaving and the pp and new sponsors coming. I saw it and seized the moment. I ran with that fucker and did what I have always don best in my life and thats make friends and lead people. In the army I was a leader and before that I was a pastor. I have and always will be a leader of people. Because of my people skills and also for my organizing people skills. I am pretty good at mobilizing a force. O took what I saw as a great sponsor and a great product as well as some other behind the seen shit and made my following on the aas board. At the time I had a good fan base on c@c and a good backing from them so I used them from time to time to handle things for me.
I got hundreds no thousands of members in my corner in many different ways. I did then and will still now bend over and do anything for them. All I asked was for them to spread my good name. Power of the people. Many members on ef have tried like hell to use it but failed. Can't do it if you do not know how to organize and lead.
Efforts were pushed like hell in 2007. I made my big push for the mod spot. I was the members mod and I helped them all then like I do now and will never stop doing. I helped each and every member in every way I could. They asked what can I do for you and I said. Make a thread about me. Tell the board you want me to be made a mod.
Yup there was about 500000 threads asking to make me a mod in 2007. Every single one of which was moved to the recycling bin or to c&c by a mod that hated me. Ya she did not like me at the time lol. She hated me. A few others but she moved about 90% of them.
But not giving up I just kept fucking tucking with the plan. More threads more threads and more threads were made. People have a way of giving back what you give to them. I gave, give now and will always give myself 100% to the members of ef and even more to to the aas board.
They gave back to me and still do now. When I saw the threads were getting the boot I said hell with it. I will just have every member send pm's to admin and write out help tickets to admin. Mods cant delete that can they. Member after member,thread after thread,pm after pm and the mods at the time that hated me must have realized I was a force like never before.
I think in ef history no one and I stand behind this thinking about it now. No one has ever went up against all of them at once and pwend them all the way I did. Not one not 2-3 or even 4 but all of them but 1 I think.
So I worked and I worked networked and did what I do best. After a wile it was to much for the mods to fight against. They had no chance against the force of needto. (lets get one thing clear though I am with all of them 100% now). I do not blame any of them for there hate fore me.
Now this is a long story but its still the short version in my eyes. The really really short version. There is so much much more to it. So many more people and so many more stories. It feels to me like it could go on forever.
I love my ef and I love all the members. Peace.
I came here back in 2005 looking for steroids of course. I first signed up under needtogetas. I thought the name was to out there so I signed up under another name but then forgot that names password so said fuck it and started using the needto account. My name was of course made to let people know I needed to get AS as in Anabolic steroids. I did a search on the word (steroids) and back in 2005 ef was the first place to show up on the google search (not even on the first 2 pages now and I have bitched about this to no end).
Now at the time I could not spell for shit( not that I can now ether) but I was still recovering from my injuries in Iraqi and still learning things over. I am still learning everyday. No matter I did not let it stop me and I jumped right in on the aas board. At the time the aas board was run by a whole different group of people and it Definitely had a different feel to it.
I made the reg newb thread " ya looking for steroids can any one help". Of course I got bashed and I got a few pm's from some people. I remember a guy name "azule" or something close being the first guy to send me a pm and offer me some shit. I got a bad vibe from his ass though. He was around for a long time after that though so who knows.
I got bashed around in the aas forum but kept at it and learned a lot of good shit. I got what I was looking for and the info I was looking for to. I have spent my whole time here on ef reading that board even though I spent a good long time fucking off in c@c.
But like most members I wondered into c@c. You know I have no clue why I even stuck around because I got the shit kicked out of me day in and day out for a good 3-4 months.
At the time I could not spell so that was the laugh for every one. I was ether a 10 year old or a retard posting on ef threads like http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/speak-only-like-needtogetas-thread-405035.html were popping up all over the board.. I guess the fact that there was 20 threads a day made to me or about me that kept me coming back. I was a drunken fool at the time so I loved the e-fights any way. I would take on the whole damn board every day for hours on end. I was so drunk I could care less if I was getting my ass handed to me any way. I did get a lot of people laughing ether with me or at me though. So I made a lot of friends fast because I was some good entertainment for everyone. I also did not hold my words back. I was a nasty as could be with any and every one.
could have cared less who I pissed of and I think its a miracle I was not banned. Although even back then I was in pm's with a lot of mods like radar,digger,and some others I cant think off talking with them and kissing a little ass. Looking threw some old info radar was some one who really stuck up for me and kept me around back then. He really is a good bro. I know the whole deal about how radar was able to get his way back then but lets not go down that road tonight.
I remember brother bill (aka eringobra) at the time. He had both the brotha bill account and the eringobra account at the time but mostly came at me with the eringobra account. I hated that fuck so bad to. we later mad a board together and he fucked me on that deal to but more on that later.
Dunk,swole, and killahbee I remember them 3 fucks had a alliance of some kind. 1 other fuck to nj something (not njswankbee ether that was a alter made by one of them I could find out but do not care to) Funny how things work out though. 1 never comes her (dunk) and got big time owned by me. Had to give out all his k to a bunch of people. I got a good 500,000k out of it which was a shit tun back then. AAP got some and so did some others. I forget wtf it was about but I was right there making it happen I know that. KB ended up getting banded though I am sad about that because we become good friends and he played a big role in the making of the second needto board which did much better then the first. I still talk to kb from time to time. He is good peeps.
Nj who the fuck ever is long gone think he got banned, and swole well swole is My boy now. But ya Them 3 pissed me off big time. Mostly because all 3 of them tried like hell to get angel in the sack. Ya now I rmember why duck got fucked. It was over angel. He kept fucking with her way to much. Crossed the line with her some how.
smurf hated my ass back then to. She ended up being a mod over on my board and we worked some things out and she started to love and respect me. Just as much as I love her now. Back then I always trusted smurfs intuition on different subject we talked about. She had a way of knowing things. We do not talk have as much as we used to. I kind of miss that. I still love and respect her though.
So I guess I should mention that prob about 3 months after I was on this board I convinced angel to come and start posting to. She jumped right in to. Poor angel. At the time I think she would have don better coming to this board by herself. She had to come in defending me. Which she did with all she had to god bless my little wife. I guess I will let her tell her side of the story though. Its probably much different then mine.
Lestat lol Ya he had the bomb squad back in 2005. It was a great way for me to get into a group and get some people in my corner so I jumped right into that click real fast. ( you see I was plotting from the day I started liking this site) even though I was a drunk I was still needto deep down. Man the bomb squad was cool as shit and I do not give a fuck what any one says. We bombed fucking every one. We called hits on people fucking with us and shit like that. At one point lestat started to take a back seat to leading the bomb squad and I took over as the guy calling all the hits. I guess its because so many people,mods and admin were bitching about it lestat did not want to deal with it any more. For me I could have cared less so I kept it alive fore some time.
Now about this time we are talking at least a year deep into ef for me. I think any way. It all runs together some times. I have a bad short term memory that is for sure. I think a little before a year was when I got my fist wing man deiselgunz. Looking at this thread http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/10k-post-dedication-460981.html would tell me a lot had happened and he was a long time wing man by then. Almost on his way out because he was having his first little girl.
DG was a down ass bro. I loved that guy. He had my back and I had his. Hell he was my first ef wing man. I told him everything. If any one ever wanted to know the behind the seen shit about me he would be the bro to ask. That guy knows some shit. Man the shit we used to talk about. Me him bruce410,and dbbt had or own little group at the time. We had dealings together lol.
eatbig,hotzee what fucks them to were. I miss hot but not eatbig he was and always will be a fag.
I rmember the first guy I asked for a source was bitme. He was on his god kick back in 2005. Was going to take on the world with god. I was a pastor a long time ago so I took a liking to him for that. I asked him and he said I cant help you. (funny years latter I got to tell him the same thing lmao).
may10j10 and the medicj (aka myway) big some one forget his name right now drama. I remember that. I admit I tried to fuck some one over but almost got fucked some how.. Of course as I am needto I came out smelling like roses some how. Later myway (aka medicj) well hmmmmm will just leave that whole thing alone. Its another story for another time and I would never tell the story to the public anyway. All good peeps now though. except may10j10. The guy was just a perv. Sending his dick picks to every one.
Ok so some time around 2006 I was on my way to jail. I knew I was going so I pulled a freak move on the whole board and spent a few mill k bombing the fuck out of every one. Black sunday they called it. Every one and there brother was blacked out form the bombing and for days after people were still blacked out. To this date it has been the biggest ef black out ever.
I got locked up shortly after and spent 2 weeks in jail. I got out on house arrest and it was all ef 24/7 after that lol. This is probable around the time I made the needto board. At the time there was a lot of shit that needed to get out in the open ( I feel its getting close to that time again) so the board blew up pretty fast. We started it out with me and bb at the time. I hade no clue how to make or run a board at the time. I was very populer at the time and bb saw that so He used me to make a grand exit from ef.
We made the board together and some mods did some real scandalous shit, MTS was posting cut and pasts and screen shots from the mod board onto my board. At the time the ef mod board was a hell of a lot more tight and on lock down then it is now. So this was big big drama.
That along with the kb,kawkdeasel,raina story that was just dieing to pop off fueled the fire of the needto board even more. We had some bm shit talking and some stilleto shit talk scandel/ relly good naked pics going on to. As well as any other little story lines to go with it. It was a free for all.
Big rick rock for the first time ever stepped out and made a appearance on another board ( which to this day he has never don). He pwnd kawck all over the place. Bino at the time was on a long ass Coventry bid handed to him by the digger and dunk was also on a ban to. Both of them where in full effect on the needto board pulling out all the stops. Some how both bino and dunk got to talking with rick on the board and made there way back into ef. Bino had his fun bombing my ass from Coventry the whole time and I could not bomb him back.
Shit around that same time Anthony roborts had come around to ef. I used to bomb his ass ed when he first got here. He paid a member Mavrick a shit load of k and him and bino bombed and cotb bombed me for months on end. I think I still hold the record for longest time blacked out.
Ok So now we have the needto board. It was scandal beyond and ef scandal in the sense that nothing was in pm's any more it was all out there in the open.
All the wile I am sitting there thinking "how the fuck am I not banned" some time in the middle of this all Mts gets banned bb gets banned. Ulcasterdropout gets banned for some chocking a dog shit and almost came back threw the needto board to but it never panned out.
I am still thinking this is crazy I am not banned for this shit. Mean wile all mods are calling for my head with pitch forks and torches in hand because they did not have immunity on my board ( I later read the threads) Some how by the grace of god I made it threw the whole deal with out getting banned.
When I think about it There was not a mod or admin that did not want me banned at the time other then rick and radar. Skin of my teeth I made it threw that shit for real. Maybe rick saw something back then that he sees now. Radar bless the man stuck by me and ducked it out with other mods to keep me around. Ya I know why he was doing it at the time but at least his ass was loyal as fuck.
Ok so now we are clearing away the big needto board mess. I dropped the board and got rid of it. BB had made his claims I was a scammer and some chase152 guy which now has been proven wrong. Again more mods same ones were calling for my head. Yup I know who they are and 99% of them are gone only a few of them are left now 2 of them active the rest not. Who cares though we all know where we stand and we are a team now.
Some time after all this shit and some time during rick told me "needto this is going to bite you in the ass bro" wtf ever I could care less rick I was saying at the time. Months later I got arrested again and ended up back in jail. This is about the time I hit rock bottom and started looking at my life.
I made the chose to quit drinking. Once I did this The real me came back. I used to be a pastor a long time ago. Maybe I have never been back to that extreme but the real good guy who cares about people and what I am really like came back.
My goals in life and on this site began to change. I started caring more about my posts,what I was doing for me and my family. I cleaned up my act and started down the road of raising to something big. Ya I am not going to tell every one all the things that have been going on in my head or all the details of things I did to make it but lets just say I spent a lot of time doing it. I worked worked and worked some more. Making friends and networking my ass off.
I went up against the monster that I had made for myself and kicked its ass.
1 year of cleaning up the mess I made. Talking to people, helping people and being who I really am.
I saw at one point a brake in the storm. I saw the ulter and mac leaving and the pp and new sponsors coming. I saw it and seized the moment. I ran with that fucker and did what I have always don best in my life and thats make friends and lead people. In the army I was a leader and before that I was a pastor. I have and always will be a leader of people. Because of my people skills and also for my organizing people skills. I am pretty good at mobilizing a force. O took what I saw as a great sponsor and a great product as well as some other behind the seen shit and made my following on the aas board. At the time I had a good fan base on c@c and a good backing from them so I used them from time to time to handle things for me.
I got hundreds no thousands of members in my corner in many different ways. I did then and will still now bend over and do anything for them. All I asked was for them to spread my good name. Power of the people. Many members on ef have tried like hell to use it but failed. Can't do it if you do not know how to organize and lead.
Efforts were pushed like hell in 2007. I made my big push for the mod spot. I was the members mod and I helped them all then like I do now and will never stop doing. I helped each and every member in every way I could. They asked what can I do for you and I said. Make a thread about me. Tell the board you want me to be made a mod.
Yup there was about 500000 threads asking to make me a mod in 2007. Every single one of which was moved to the recycling bin or to c&c by a mod that hated me. Ya she did not like me at the time lol. She hated me. A few others but she moved about 90% of them.
But not giving up I just kept fucking tucking with the plan. More threads more threads and more threads were made. People have a way of giving back what you give to them. I gave, give now and will always give myself 100% to the members of ef and even more to to the aas board.
They gave back to me and still do now. When I saw the threads were getting the boot I said hell with it. I will just have every member send pm's to admin and write out help tickets to admin. Mods cant delete that can they. Member after member,thread after thread,pm after pm and the mods at the time that hated me must have realized I was a force like never before.
I think in ef history no one and I stand behind this thinking about it now. No one has ever went up against all of them at once and pwend them all the way I did. Not one not 2-3 or even 4 but all of them but 1 I think.
So I worked and I worked networked and did what I do best. After a wile it was to much for the mods to fight against. They had no chance against the force of needto. (lets get one thing clear though I am with all of them 100% now). I do not blame any of them for there hate fore me.
Now this is a long story but its still the short version in my eyes. The really really short version. There is so much much more to it. So many more people and so many more stories. It feels to me like it could go on forever.
I love my ef and I love all the members. Peace.
