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Buzzed my head again.

ever thought about some subtle eyebrow waxing? (not that pointy thin arched gay shiot stuff)
 
rnch said:
ever thought about some subtle eyebrow waxing? (not that pointy thin arched gay shiot stuff)
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Nope not even for a second. I have two eyebrows and that's good enough for me.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
BlueBird said:
Aww, you have a cherubic, lovely face. I want to squeeze your cheeks and rub your head. :evil:
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which often leads to the ...other....head getting rubbed! believe me i know..... :evil: :artist:
 
rnch said:
ever thought about some subtle eyebrow waxing? (not that pointy thin arched gay shiot stuff)
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What you talkin 'bout Willis? He does not need that done. He has manly brows. It's not like he's got the JackAngel look goin on or something. :)
 
BlueBird said:
Aww, you have a sweet cherubic face. I want to squeeze your cheeks and rub your head. :evil:
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I look like a fat baby angel?

You are more than welcome to rub and squeeze me all you want.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
If only more women thought like you and Vix........ :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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It's prolly due to the fact that we have been around powerlifters and know they are NOT as brutal as they appear. :)

You train at the gym right? Why not get some digits from the ladies there?
 
vixensghost said:
It's prolly due to the fact that we have been around powerlifters and know they are NOT as brutal as they appear. :)

You train at the gym right? Why not get some digits from the ladies there?
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Because the little cardio bunnies don't like big, tattooed, chalk covered meatheads apparently. The few female plers are either married or in relationships.

Also I seem pretty outgoing here but I hardly talk at all in real life. Plus I've been told a lot that I'm not approachable.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
ceo said:
that bruise looks bad. How's the chesticle healing?
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Yeah it's to the techno color stage now. Healing is going great, didn't think aobut it the other day and pushed up off the floor real fast. Only realized after I was standing that I probably shouldn't have done it. Didn't hurt at all but is still pretty tight.

Check this, got super lucky running into an old friend last week. Apparently she's now a liscensed massage instructor now. She told me to call her when it heals up a bit and she'll dig out the scar tissue for me. She works on our arena football players and lacrosse players so she's used to dealing with bigger athletes. And people say nothing good comes from hanging out at bars.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Because the little cardio bunnies don't like big, tattooed, chalk covered meatheads apparently. The few female plers are either married or in relationships.

Also I seem pretty outgoing here but I hardly talk at all in real life. Plus I've been told a lot that I'm not approachable.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Silly women.

You need to flash a smile more often so you come across as more approachable.


Cardio bunnies are not worth your time. You need a woman who can lift somethinmg more than a pink dumbbell. She's out there, you 'll find her when you least expect it. I'd hook you up with one of my beautiful fitness buddies, but they too are all married. :( Too bad, you'd be a good catch. :)
 
Scotsman said:
Yeah it's to the techno color stage now. Healing is going great, didn't think aobut it the other day and pushed up off the floor real fast. Only realized after I was standing that I probably shouldn't have done it. Didn't hurt at all but is still pretty tight.

Check this, got super lucky running into an old friend last week. Apparently she's now a liscensed massage instructor now. She told me to call her when it heals up a bit and she'll dig out the scar tissue for me. She works on our arena football players and lacrosse players so she's used to dealing with bigger athletes. And people say nothing good comes from hanging out at bars.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Nice! I love massages. I get one about every other week. There's a guy and a lady at the place I go. The guy is good at the deep tissue so I go to him. The lady is good, but she doesn't have the leverage to dig deep into my back the way the guy does (he's like 6'9" or something), her massages are more like a swedish. My back is sore from heavy deadlifting today, and my massage is on Thursday, thank god!!
 
vixensghost said:
Silly women.

You need to flash a smile more often so you come across as more approachable.


Cardio bunnies are not worth your time. You need a woman who can lift somethinmg more than a pink dumbbell. She's out there, you 'll find her when you least expect it. I'd hook you up with one of my beautiful fitness buddies, but they too are all married. :( Too bad, you'd be a good catch. :)
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I've never smiled very much more of the stoic look.

Yeah well I know cardio bunnies are pretty useless but that's about all that's at my gym.

Pretty much given up looking, that's been one disaster after another in my life that I'm tired of dealing with.

LOL at the good catch thing, I get that a lot, but not sure how true it is. I'm a pretty difficult person to get along with in reality.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I'm a pretty difficult person to get along with in reality.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Show me someone who isn't, and I'll show you a complete B-O-R-E!

:)


I got something that will make you smile: I hope..:)

My lil girl, Brianna, who is 11, went to the store with me last night. I'll mention she is a natural blonde so I do not offend the blondes around here.

Anyhoo, Bri and I were at our favorite farm market. We were standing in line at the deli. A pretty blonde was in line behind us. I asked for 1/2 lbs of "rabbit salad"( rabbit salad is a blend of all kinds of veggies, for those who do not know what it is) The blonde behind us says, I kid you not, " Does that have actual rabbit meat in it"? Brianna looks at me and says, " Mom, please tell me that I won;t ever have to worry about a blonde moment like that someday". LMAO!

Stay strong, Scots. She IS out there. :heart:
 
ceo said:
Nice! I love massages. I get one about every other week. There's a guy and a lady at the place I go. The guy is good at the deep tissue so I go to him. The lady is good, but she doesn't have the leverage to dig deep into my back the way the guy does (he's like 6'9" or something), her massages are more like a swedish. My back is sore from heavy deadlifting today, and my massage is on Thursday, thank god!!
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Good happy endings?
 
vixensghost said:
Show me someone who isn't, and I'll show you a complete B-O-R-E!

:)


I got something that will make you smile: I hope..:)

My lil girl, Brianna, who is 11, went to the store with me last night. I'll mention she is a natural blonde so I do not offend the blondes around here.

Anyhoo, Bri and I were at our favorite farm market. We were standing in line at the deli. A pretty blonde was in line behind us. I asked for 1/2 lbs of "rabbit salad"( rabbit salad is a blend of all kinds of veggies, for those who do not know what it is) The blonde behind us says, I kid you not, " Does that have actual rabbit meat in it"? Brianna looks at me and says, " Mom, please tell me that I won;t ever have to worry about a blonde moment like that someday". LMAO!

Stay strong, Scots. She IS out there. :heart:
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LMAO was it jessica simpson?

Sounds like you're doing a great job raising her, and imparting some of your humor, that's priceless.

Meh if I find someone I do, if I don't then I'll just be that guy that lives on the end of the block that your parents told you to stay out of his yard.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Mr. dB said:
How's your battle wound doing?
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Doing really well actually, thanks for asking. The swelling is almost all gone the the bruise is breaking up nicely. Going to start deep tissue work probably next week or so.

LOL as Nimbus and Jnev- I've been getting that a lot lately people thinking I'm early 20's, which is fine by me at 31.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Stefka said:
He doesn't look so scary, but he does look young.
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he doesn't llok scary to me...perhaps i am more used to seeing shaved heads in the mirror? :FRlol:
 
Scotsman said:
How come is it that only married women say I'm sexy? :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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we're smarter.
vix and I have something else in common- maybe it's that (you're gonna have to try to figure that one out on your own...)
 
stilleto said:
we're smarter.
vix and I have something else in common- maybe it's that (you're gonna have to try to figure that one out on your own...)
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Oh I so have a love/hate thing going for you right now.

And I agree on the smart part, and let's throw Smurfalicious in there as well.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
stilleto said:
we're smarter.
vix and I have something else in common- maybe it's that (you're gonna have to try to figure that one out on your own...)
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Raises hand -- ooh, ooh, I know, I know!
 
stilleto said:
yessir, you do.

now he just has to find a single one and he's in like flynn.*









*That's Erol Flynn, who was quit the ladies man in his day
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I could have used this post in my flaccid Devito thread. :worried: :D
 
stilleto said:
yessir, you do.

now he just has to find a single one and he's in like flynn.*









*That's Erol Flynn, who was quit the ladies man in his day
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Somehow I don't think sliding down a sail with my knife would work out the same way it did for Errol. :)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
...I seem pretty outgoing here but I hardly talk at all in real life.
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Too bad I know you from here and not in real life.

Scotsman said:
Plus I've been told a lot that I'm not approachable.
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That's probably because your fat ass is blocking their way.












lololol, that was mean and I'm sorry. I was only joking. You seem like a cool dude actually.
 
Scotsman said:
Somehow I don't think sliding down a sail with my knife would work out the same way it did for Errol. :)
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I don't see that ending well.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Too bad I know you from here and not in real life.



That's probably because your fat ass is blocking their way.

lolol, that was mean and I'm sorry. I was only joking. You seem like a cool dude actually.
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LMAO, I also have a very self depricating sense of humor so this kind of stuff doesn't bother me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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