Break up clinics...

[superqt4u2nv]

kinda like a cross between a spa and a mental health clinic. I came up with this brilliant idea after one of my best girls calls me up crying her eyes out. This break up has been a long time coming but the best thing for her and she knows it.
So you think one of these things could me money? I think so with divorce rate being what it is etc...

 

[HumorMe]

Post titty shots and let us decide.

 

[KillahBee]

It would work until the day people become strong individuals. Which will porbably never happen. Same thing Dr Phil and Oprah do - prey on the weak

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Well got off the phone with her a bit ago my advice was eat some chocolate and call me in the morning. Break ups are like a death same sort of process you go through. You always think it gets easyer but it really gets harded the older you get.

 

[Becoming]

kinda like a cross between a spa and a mental health clinic. I came up with this brilliant idea after one of my best girls calls me up crying her eyes out. This break up has been a long time coming but the best thing for her and she knows it.
So you think one of these things could me money? I think so with divorce rate being what it is etc...

QT - serious I thought of the exact same thing!... running it like a retreat where peeps can get their shit together... also add in exercise, personal training to increase confidence and self esteem, diet etc....

i got the idea tho cause I thought how many people fall for oprah and dr. phils garbage, and this would be a great way to cash in....

 

[Fragadelic]

I sent you a link that I think would help your gf out a lot

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

they should just start prescribing anti-depressants for breakups. serotonin is likely the culprit in both cases.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

QT - serious I thought of the exact same thing!... running it like a retreat where peeps can get their shit together... also add in exercise, personal training to increase confidence and self esteem, diet etc....

i got the idea tho cause I thought how many people fall for oprah and dr. phils garbage, and this would be a great way to cash in....

Yeah I was think along the same lines have real therapist there to help you out and stuff. My other idea is if I had unlimited funds fly me and my girl to St. Martin lay out on the beach all day being brought drinks by our hunky waiter Dexter.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

they should just start prescribing anti-depressants for breakups. serotonin is likely the culprit in both cases.

I suggested some not so legal serotonin therapy for her when we go out dancing next.

 

[gotmilk]

Yeah....but who is going to pay for such services. I realize Canuckada has social services, but here in the States someone has to pay unless you want to run a charity service..


I used self-help. I preferred poking holes in the condoms I knew my ex swiped from me. Hell...that was good therapy for her cheating skanky ass.

No hassles with insurance companies to get reimbursed!

 

[vinylgroover]

They already exist superqt.......they're called brothels

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Yeah....but who is going to pay for such services. I realize Canuckada has social services, but here in the States someone has to pay unless you want to run a charity service..

Target market would be well of yuppy types no worry about $$$$ that way.

I used self-help. I preferred poking holes in the condoms I knew my ex swiped from me. Hell...that was good therapy for her cheating skanky ass.

Dam that is pure evil dude!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

They already exist superqt.......they're called brothels

may work for guys but woman are a little more complicated then that!


I actually think an Aussi will be the cure for my gf right now. There is a hot Aussi in her office that has been flirting with her be a good distraction well she is going through this I hope.

 

[vinylgroover]

may work for guys but woman are a little more complicated then that!


I actually think an Aussi will be the cure for my gf right now. There is a hot Aussi in her office that has been flirting with her be a good distraction well she is going through this I hope.

once you've had Aussie, you'll never go black..........or something

 

[gotmilk]

Target market would be well of yuppy types no worry about $$$$ that way.
Dam that is pure evil dude!

Most of the yuppies with cash have not seen a vagina in months. They're too busy working.

And I never said I was nice. Fuck me? FUCK YOU! That's my motto!

I already made one 900 mile trip overnight to catch someone in the act...a small pin saved me a second trip. Bet your clinic cannot offer those services!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

once you've had Aussie, you'll never go black..........or something

Accents are killer that is for sure some dirty talk from an Aussi would be dam hot!!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I suggested some not so legal serotonin therapy for her when we go out dancing next.

lol that works.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Well got off the phone with her a bit ago my advice was eat some chocolate and call me in the morning. Break ups are like a death same sort of process you go through. You always think it gets easyer but it really gets harded the older you get.

translation: "Stuff something in your mouth and dont fucking call me again. ever"

great friend.

but yeahjust open a spa with therapists there, and sell gigalos on the side

 

[Y_lifter]

Break up clinics used to be free, and were known as:

"Home to Momma's"

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Break up clinics used to be free, and were known as:

"Home to Momma's"

Word! Normally my girl could do that but when it rains it pours she also has some family headaches going on.

 

[KillahBee]

Word! Normally my girl could do that but when it rains it pours she also has some family headaches going on.

Don't you find the whole idea very demeaning to the human race (not that we don't deserve it..)? Do you really believe what women need is another form of therapy? Self-help books, Dr. Phil, Dear Abby, Oprah, relationship therapists, Tony Robbins, religion, psychiatrists, Paxil - Jesus Christ, it's getting ridiculous. While many people may not take the approach I always have, this is still getting way out of hand. All anybody does now is hide their weaknesses and insecurities behind a veil of "feelings" or "sensitivity". SHove it up your sensitive asses! What happened to shutting the fuck up and dealing with it? No drugs, no talk shows, no bullshit. Lock yourself in a goddamn room and don't come out until you discover inner strength.

 

[jerseyart]

Wow

Imagine if the idea caught on, and everyone was heading to therapy every time they broke up with someone.

It would suck wanting to break up, but not being able to do so, because you couldnt afford the therapy or had already used up all your vacation days this year

 

[KillahBee]

Wow

Imagine if the idea caught on, and everyone was heading to therapy every time they broke up with someone.

It would suck wanting to break up, but not being able to do so, because you couldnt afford the therapy or had already used up all your vacation days this year

Shit man, that is happening now! Who is the broad in the avi - your boo?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Don't you find the whole idea very demeaning to the human race (not that we don't deserve it..)? Do you really believe what women need is another form of therapy? Self-help books, Dr. Phil, Dear Abby, Oprah, relationship therapists, Tony Robbins, religion, psychiatrists, Paxil - Jesus Christ, it's getting ridiculous. While many people may not take the approach I always have, this is still getting way out of hand. All anybody does now is hide their weaknesses and insecurities behind a veil of "feelings" or "sensitivity". SHove it up your sensitive asses! What happened to shutting the fuck up and dealing with it? No drugs, no talk shows, no bullshit. Lock yourself in a goddamn room and don't come out until you discover inner strength.

Killah that approach works for some but not all. I much agree on the over kill of therapy in this day and age. I don't even flinch anymore when friends tell me there in therapy or on paxil or whatever.

 

[Becoming]

I heard there is this place (maybe it is club meds- or just like it) where the male workers are basically prostitutes on the house...

I wish I had known about that when I was back in college - I would have worked at one of those during the summers....

 

[Lestat]

this could be a good idea, breakups are a bitch.

 

[jerseyart]

Shit man, that is happening now! Who is the broad in the avi - your boo?

Yeah bor, she is a doll isn't she

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

she is a doll isn't she

yep

 

[jerseyart]

Thanks UC