Brad Pitt

[BigCracker]

Hi Guys,

I was wondering.. what do I have to do to look like Brad Pitt? Or maybe like a pro bodybuilder or something. I mean, right now I'm about 240 lbs. at about 22% bf and want to basically look like Brad (or maybe Ronnie- not sure yet which direction I want to go) by this summer. (which gives me about 10 weeks give or take, so I think I should be fine.)

This is my plan so far, let me know what you think:

Workout-
Mon: leg extensions 5 sets x 22 reps 36 lbs.
Tues: high rep flyes, concentration curls, and jumping jacks
Wed.: rest
Thurs: run around track and do some stretches, then hit it hard with high rep dumbell one leg calf raises. (only have the rubber coated pink ones, but I'm doing one leg at a time, so 2.5 lbs should be enough, right?)
Fri: off
repeat

Cycle: (I'm a little new at this, so I need you to tell me everything you can!)

winny: I've got a source for winny, so I think I will drink that everyday in my latte

synthol: I can't afford it, so I will be using motor oil instead. Hope I don't die!

Also, I've been injecting the motor oil directly into my anus. Is it supposed to hurt so bad? Geez, if I've got to do this everyday, I don't know if I want to be a bodybuilder afterall! But, like they say, no pain no gains! Right? Yeah, time to get my swole on!


Jacob

My 1st bit of advice to about 75% of this board is to cut your mgs by 50% and spend that extra cash on some nice clothes, a nice haircut, and some nice smelling cologne. Your chick magnet factor will double immediately. If a girl reads this post I'm sure she'll back me up on this.

I'm still amazed by the # of newbs that think they need 1000mgs+/wk minimum to grow. What a waste. I grew on 200-500 mgs/wk for years.

 

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1. plastic surgery for the face of Brad
2. implants/ lipo in the various areas to get the body.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Why anyone would like to look like him is beyond me? I am actually way better looking than Brad, maybe you would like to look like me instead..

 

[glennds]

I'm still amazed by the # of newbs that think they need 1000mgs+/wk minimum to grow. What a waste. I grew on 200-500 mgs/wk for years.

because they dont know that. AAS use a lot of trial and error. it is amazing how you can transform your physique with MODEST dosages.

 

[mlong23]

more likely troy. did you see him in that? he looked kinda freaky for that role...too juiced out looking for someone of that era could possilby look.

Brad being freaky in Troy, what about the 1st dude he killed. That was a freaky bitch by todays standards.

 

[rnch]

Why anyone would like to look like him is beyond me? I am actually way better looking than Brad, maybe you would like to look like me instead..

"this thread is useless without pics". lol

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to rnch again.

 

[Bruce]

ive told a million people this, brad pitt said himself to look the way he did in fight club he drank nothing but lattes and smoked cigarettes. he ate no meals which he probably never does anyway and did a lot of sit ups. you don't use aas to get to 150 when you are 40. in troy he was probably 175, sure when they oil you up and tan you then use perfect camera angles you will look jacked. in troy he had special things made for his legs so you can only see the way tops if you watch, the knees and calfs were so skinny they wanted to use doubles for his legs. the only actor you could convince me probably did a little juice for a movie is the guy who played van wilder in blade 3. he is fucking jacked and probably 4% bf no joke. he is about 6 3 and imo looks fuckin awesome probably around 215. small by ef standards but an impressive physique. i am a movie buff i think its so funny guys think pitt actually juiced for fight club, and why is it always winny that people claim he used.

 

[Wulfgar]

Brad being freaky in Troy, what about the 1st dude he killed. That was a freaky bitch by todays standards.

Nathan Jones


dude is like 6'10

 

[Mr.Muscle]

[ I've got a source for winny, so I think I will drink that everyday in my latte

synthol: I can't afford it, so I will be using motor oil instead. Hope I don't die!



Jacob[/QUOTE]



Is this a joke? People dont really do that do they? UNFREAKENBELEIVABLE!!!