boxers Diet (this is a weird one)

[Asynchronouse]

Hello,

I found a new diet to make you lose weight fast with minimul muscel loss it is what boxers use to drop a weight class . here is ther dirctions.

you will need:

.6 organicly grown lemons
.cyanne pepper
.grade b maple seryed allnatural 100 percent (must be grade B 100% pure or you will... well DIE!!! so dont screw up)


this mix should last for about 5 days you will need top make more wiht those iongrediants but this stuff can sustain you for about 40 days ok here is how it gose you juce the lemons the put about 300 ml of maple syrip (grape B)the add as much cyanne pepper as you want then mix it and store in a thermus

Warning!!! DO not drink this mix straight Warning!!!
you mush dilute it in a ratio of 2 to 1 (2 Parts water 1 part solution)
you must drink this solution about every 2 hours ot must me be 2 to 1 ditution ok and you can survive by only drinking this for no more that 40 days i have tryed it for 8 days and you can shead some pounds with minimul mecel loss

WARNING (DO NOT TRY THIS DIET UNLESS YOU CONSULT A DOCTOR)
Asynchronouse
P.S. sorry for my bad spelling i wrote this at 0230 hrs

 

[KIAN]

You are going to get into a whole mess of trouble if you start looking for 'fad' diets to achieve your goals. All you need is normal, quality food and a structured eating and exercise plan. There are no secrets. It is just information, commitment, and hard work. Anything else and you will just be subjecting your body to an unhealthy yo-yo routine and wasting your time.

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KP -- Fitness Basics

 

[Gigantasor]

Someone is gonna die with this!

 

[Asynchronouse]

nope you wont die if you use grade B 100%oure maple syrup then it will provide the nutrients to keep to from dieing ok... this isent even my original thing i found it on another heath site I havent used it but some people have and it seems to work with them. i am not stupid enought to try it anyway it seems like it will just waste your time... and if you do it right you wont die thats y i said it has to be grade B 100%pure


P.S. man i have to stop writing stuff at night it is killing me

 

[motorhumper]

Are you serious??!!?

 

[KIAN]

... do it right you wont die thats y i said it has to be grade B 100%pure

Yah, he's right.
It's the Grade A stuff that kills you.
And the Grade C gives you the runs.



Sorry dude, couldn't resist.
Nice to hear you are not going to use it.

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KP -- Fitness Basics

 

[Asynchronouse]

Yah, he's right.
It's the Grade A stuff that kills you.
And the Grade C gives you the runs.



Sorry dude, couldn't resist.
Nice to hear you are not going to use it.

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KP -- Fitness Basics

This diet is what boxers use to drop a weight class fast so it thay have a fight and thay weight 40 pounds to much thay will do this to shead some pounds

thank for for telling them which one do what kain

 

[musclemuscle]

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[Sub-Zero]

Hello,

I found a new diet to make you lose weight fast with minimul muscel loss it is what boxers use to drop a weight class . here is ther dirctions.

you will need:

.6 organicly grown lemons
.cyanne pepper
.grade b maple seryed allnatural 100 percent (must be grade B 100% pure or you will... well DIE!!! so dont screw up)


this mix should last for about 5 days you will need top make more wiht those iongrediants but this stuff can sustain you for about 40 days ok here is how it gose you juce the lemons the put about 300 ml of maple syrip (grape B)the add as much cyanne pepper as you want then mix it and store in a thermus

Warning!!! DO not drink this mix straight Warning!!!
you mush dilute it in a ratio of 2 to 1 (2 Parts water 1 part solution)
you must drink this solution about every 2 hours ot must me be 2 to 1 ditution ok and you can survive by only drinking this for no more that 40 days i have tryed it for 8 days and you can shead some pounds with minimul mecel loss


Asynchronouse
P.S. sorry for my bad spelling i wrote this at 0230 hrs

i think i heard of somethign like this.

it makes you shit ALL the time and it totally empties your system out....it has nothing to do with losing FAT, just weight

 

[Asynchronouse]

NO THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED GRADE C SYRUP NOT GRADE b THIS ACTUALLY MAKES YOU RUNE OF YOUR STORED CARBS

 

[Sub-Zero]

NO THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU USED GRADE C SYRUP NOT GRADE b THIS ACTUALLY MAKES YOU RUNE OF YOUR STORED CARBS

are u kidding

 

[Asynchronouse]

no i am not if you would like to know more about this diet privet message me ok

 

[Asynchronouse]

whatanilliteratedummyheis

That is not nice you evil person!!!
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(THe word fuck used to be here but you know that isent nice)

 

[KIAN]

Asynchronouse, I hope you know that I wasn't being serious before about the Grade A,B,C stuff. I guess my sense of humour doesn't translate very well. This time I will be serious.


The 'Boxer's Diet' (a.k.a: lemon juice diet, master cleanse) you have mentioned is not a diet. It is, infact, a cleansing routine used in conjuntion with a 10 to 40 day fast.

Consuming cayenne, even in small doses, can cause burning of the mouth and throat. It is also an extreme irritant to the GI tract. Anyone with ulcers, heartburn or gastritis should avoid cayenne.

Lemon juice will act as a loosening agent (laxative).

The syrup is used to provide a source of extremely limited calories. (105 calories (2 tablespoons) per day)



While a short-term fast (4 days maximum) may have certain benefits to some people, long-term fasts as outined with this 'cleansing' are not recommended. Especially without the supervision of a physician.

Possible side effects:

• dehydration (sometimes severe)
• diarrhoea
• dizzyness
• headaches
• anxiety attacks
• extreme weight loss
• lower body temperature
• lower blood pressure
• reduced or rapid heart rate
• difficulty breathing
• gallstones
• potassium deficency
• heart arrhythmia
• build-up of keytones
• kidney failure (long fasts)
• extreme lethargy
• nausea / vomiting
• rare enzyme deficiency (MCAD) leading to an inability to process fatty acids
• insomnia
• coated tongue
• increased body odour
• increased discharge from mucous membranes
• skin rashes
• gout

While it is great that you are looking at various sources of information on nutrition/diets, this course of action (fasts) is something you do not need. The information I and others gave you at this link Getting Started is all you need to concentrate on for now. You don't need to seek-out other people's diets in order to make them your own. Just spend seven days keeping track of what you currently eat and then have a look at the foods you can eliminate and or replace with better choices. It really isn't that difficult if you spend some time at at and there are lots of people here who will help you along the way. Also, these seven days will tell you and everyone else just how committed you are to changing your physique. If you can't give us seven days then we will know you weren't serious.

_______________________

KP -- Fitness Basics

 

[Asynchronouse]

Asynchronouse, I hope you know that I wasn't being serious before about the Grade A,B,C stuff. I guess my sense of humour doesn't translate very well. This time I will be serious.


The 'Boxer's Diet' (a.k.a: lemon juice diet, master cleanse) you have mentioned is not a diet. It is, infact, a cleansing routine used in conjuntion with a 10 to 40 day fast.

Consuming cayenne, even in small doses, can cause burning of the mouth and throat. It is also an extreme irritant to the GI tract. Anyone with ulcers, heartburn or gastritis should avoid cayenne.

Lemon juice will act as a loosening agent (laxative).

The syrup is used to provide a source of extremely limited calories. (105 calories (2 tablespoons) per day)



While a short-term fast (4 days maximum) may have certain benefits to some people, long-term fasts as outined with this 'cleansing' are not recommended. Especially without the supervision of a physician.

Possible side effects:

• dehydration (sometimes severe)
• diarrhoea
• dizzyness
• headaches
• anxiety attacks
• extreme weight loss
• lower body temperature
• lower blood pressure
• reduced or rapid heart rate
• difficulty breathing
• gallstones
• potassium deficency
• heart arrhythmia
• build-up of keytones
• kidney failure (long fasts)
• extreme lethargy
• nausea / vomiting
• rare enzyme deficiency (MCAD) leading to an inability to process fatty acids
• insomnia
• coated tongue
• increased body odour
• increased discharge from mucous membranes
• skin rashes
• gout

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You have obviously done your research GOOD JOB!!! I also found that information but was so fatuiged when writing most of the posts on this topic that i dident add them in but think a great deal for stating the risks and I did say at the bottom of my first post "DO NOT TRY WITHOTU CONSULTING A DOCTOR"

 

[Sub-Zero]

Asynchronouse, I hope you know that I wasn't being serious before about the Grade A,B,C stuff. I guess my sense of humour doesn't translate very well. This time I will be serious.


The 'Boxer's Diet' (a.k.a: lemon juice diet, master cleanse) you have mentioned is not a diet. It is, infact, a cleansing routine used in conjuntion with a 10 to 40 day fast.

Consuming cayenne, even in small doses, can cause burning of the mouth and throat. It is also an extreme irritant to the GI tract. Anyone with ulcers, heartburn or gastritis should avoid cayenne.

Lemon juice will act as a loosening agent (laxative).

The syrup is used to provide a source of extremely limited calories. (105 calories (2 tablespoons) per day)



While a short-term fast (4 days maximum) may have certain benefits to some people, long-term fasts as outined with this 'cleansing' are not recommended. Especially without the supervision of a physician.

Possible side effects:

• dehydration (sometimes severe)
• diarrhoea
• dizzyness
• headaches
• anxiety attacks
• extreme weight loss
• lower body temperature
• lower blood pressure
• reduced or rapid heart rate
• difficulty breathing
• gallstones
• potassium deficency
• heart arrhythmia
• build-up of keytones
• kidney failure (long fasts)
• extreme lethargy
• nausea / vomiting
• rare enzyme deficiency (MCAD) leading to an inability to process fatty acids
• insomnia
• coated tongue
• increased body odour
• increased discharge from mucous membranes
• skin rashes
• gout

While it is great that you are looking at various sources of information on nutrition/diets, this course of action (fasts) is something you do not need. The information I and others gave you at this link Getting Started is all you need to concentrate on for now. You don't need to seek-out other people's diets in order to make them your own. Just spend seven days keeping track of what you currently eat and then have a look at the foods you can eliminate and or replace with better choices. It really isn't that difficult if you spend some time at at and there are lots of people here who will help you along the way. Also, these seven days will tell you and everyone else just how committed you are to changing your physique. If you can't give us seven days then we will know you weren't serious.

_______________________

KP -- Fitness Basics

this is what the first post should have been

 

[Asynchronouse]

Asynchronouse,
The 'Boxer's Diet' (a.k.a: lemon juice diet, master cleanse) you have mentioned is not a diet. It is, infact, a cleansing routine used in conjuntion with a 10 to 40 day fast.

Consuming cayenne, even in small doses, can cause burning of the mouth and throat. It is also an extreme irritant to the GI tract. Anyone with ulcers, heartburn or gastritis should avoid cayenne.

Lemon juice will act as a loosening agent (laxative).

The syrup is used to provide a source of extremely limited calories. (105 calories (2 tablespoons) per day)



While a short-term fast (4 days maximum) may have certain benefits to some people, long-term fasts as outined with this 'cleansing' are not recommended. Especially without the supervision of a physician.

Possible side effects:

• dehydration (sometimes severe)
• diarrhoea
• dizzyness
• headaches
• anxiety attacks
• extreme weight loss
• lower body temperature
• lower blood pressure
• reduced or rapid heart rate
• difficulty breathing
• gallstones
• potassium deficency
• heart arrhythmia
• build-up of keytones
• kidney failure (long fasts)
• extreme lethargy
• nausea / vomiting
• rare enzyme deficiency (MCAD) leading to an inability to process fatty acids
• insomnia
• coated tongue
• increased body odour
• increased discharge from mucous membranes
• skin rashes
• gout

While it is great that you are looking at various sources of information on nutrition/diets, this course of action (fasts) is something you do not need. The information I and others gave you at this link Getting Started is all you need to concentrate on for now. You don't need to seek-out other people's diets in order to make them your own. Just spend seven days keeping track of what you currently eat and then have a look at the foods you can eliminate and or replace with better choices. It really isn't that difficult if you spend some time at at and there are lots of people here who will help you along the way. Also, these seven days will tell you and everyone else just how committed you are to changing your physique. If you can't give us seven days then we will know you weren't serious.
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Sorry for my mistake this is the new starting post ok...


(ALL OF THE INFORMATION ABOVE IS COURTISY OF KIAN)
Thanks Kian You know your shit


-Asynchronouse


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[pgsam]

kian, respect for not giving up on this kid

 

[pintoca]

KIAN's patience really sometimes surprise even more than his knowledge of diet