booby trapped...

[GoldenDelicious]

holy shit talk about a bad run of luck today....i only ever have chocolate about once a month or so, and tonight was the night...i had a square of the chocolate bar and then ran off to do something and left it on the bench...

anyway i go out to find it an hour later, and in the dark i decide to take a bite (i couldnt wait, you know how it is) and something was weird...i feel something moving around...

a fucking colony of ants was munching away on my chocolate bar, and i accidentally munched on them, and the little bastards munched on ME!! i have bites INSIDE MY MOUTH!!! my tongue is HUUUUUUUUGE on the right side, my lips are cartoonish, even my inner cheeks and part of my face got savaged!!!

aargh bloody hell, its getting worse...i just want to cry i couldnt even eat the damn chocolate aaargh theyre swelling

actually why the hell am i typing its a great excuse to have some morphine..brb

 

[jerkbox]

at least it wasn't a colony of yellow jackets

 

[gymrat]

well that just sucks

 

[jh1]

Damn... that is jacked up to all hell....

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

you are delicious I guess, fokers are high in protein, did you feel extra huge pumps?

choclate covered ants

next time try crickets, those bastards are filling!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

heartless bastards, i feel like i went 3 rounds with mike tyson....who was poking me with his fingers...

all the little welts have merged into a big welted mass...my lips look like a haemorrhoided anus

this...fucking....sucks....badly.....

 

[jh1]

...my lips look like a haemorrhoided anus

Talk to t-bone, maybe you two can start a support group.....

 

[SoreArms]

where they crunchy and spicy

 

[tuc biscuit]

Talk to t-bone, maybe you two can start a support group.....

I knew someone would try and do down my good name when there was a mention of big lips, mine are more like two slices of liver.

 

[tripleblonde]

yikes gd! hope you feel better!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yikes gd! hope you feel better!

oh yeah babe im feeling great...im thinking about getting a tin cup and begging at the corner...looking like i do just now ill come home with a porsche

 

[tripleblonde]

oh yeah babe im feeling great...im thinking about getting a tin cup and begging at the corner...looking like i do just now ill come home with a porsche

maybe it's time to see the ol' doctor......

 

[Y_lifter]

I remember once biting into a candy bar and when going for the second
bite, there was HALF a worm wiggling in the bar..

 

[Shak]

holy crap...that sucks. hope you feel better soon.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Were you too full to take that one square with you and eat it?

holy shit talk about a bad run of luck today....i only ever have chocolate about once a month or so, and tonight was the night...i had a square of the chocolate bar and then ran off to do something and left it on the bench...

anyway i go out to find it an hour later, and in the dark i decide to take a bite (i couldnt wait, you know how it is) and something was weird...i feel something moving around...

a fucking colony of ants was munching away on my chocolate bar, and i accidentally munched on them, and the little bastards munched on ME!! i have bites INSIDE MY MOUTH!!! my tongue is HUUUUUUUUGE on the right side, my lips are cartoonish, even my inner cheeks and part of my face got savaged!!!

aargh bloody hell, its getting worse...i just want to cry i couldnt even eat the damn chocolate aaargh theyre swelling

actually why the hell am i typing its a great excuse to have some morphine..brb

 

[jh1]

I knew someone would try and do down my good name when there was a mention of big lips, mine are more like two slices of liver.

Which set are you refering to when you speak of liver?

 

[PoyeBoy]

at least it wasn't a colony of yellow jackets

uh, you made me shiver

I had 3 of them trapped in my shirt once, i was stung over 20 times

 

[onebigab]

 

[Dial_tone]

I was hoping this thread was about superqt's fabulous breasts.

 

[Paulo]

yeah, I came into this thread with totally different expectations..


but, I hope things heal up quick for ya.

 

[supersizeme]

that must suck on levels i can't quite comprehend

 

[SoreArms]

ick, sounds like something a chick would say

 

[ChefWide]

I knew someone would try and do down my good name when there was a mention of big lips, mine are more like two slices of liver.

Slices? The term you are looking for is 'lobes'.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Were you too full to take that one square with you and eat it?

um no, it was one of those cadbury bars with 5 or 6 squares, and i had one before i dashed out of there

anyway everythings back to normal now thank goodness

had a few girls perving on me earlier today so im back to my delicious self