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My husband can't seem to give me a neck/head rub without getting an instant boner. I'm just sitting here enjoying my neck massage and he tells me he has to stop bc his dick is hard

Wtf?
 
maybe you should leave your clothes on next time.
 
well do something with it you idiot
 
smurf2 said:
My husband can't seem to give me a neck/head rub without getting an instant boner. I'm just sitting here enjoying my neck massage and he tells me he has to stop bc his dick is hard

Wtf?
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Maybe you should be facing away from him and not have his cock in your mouth?
 
smurf2 said:
My husband can't seem to give me a neck/head rub without getting an instant boner. I'm just sitting here enjoying my neck massage and he tells me he has to stop bc his dick is hard

Wtf?
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i've been with the same chick for (i'll spare everyone the ad nauseum of reciting my track record for the umpteenth time) a long time and i still get wood when i give a her a back/neck/whatever rub...it's a dude thing, i think.

i assume it will probably stop happening some day...i will be sad that day...but, it ain't gonna be today...and tomorrow ain't lookin' so good either.
 
digimon7068 said:
i've been with the same chick for (i'll spare everyone the ad nauseum of reciting my track record for the umpteenth time) a long time and i still get wood when i give a her a back/neck/whatever rub...it's a dude thing, i think.

i assume it will probably stop happening some day...i will be sad that day...but, it ain't gonna be today...and tomorrow ain't lookin' so good either.
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I bet your wife enjoys that 20 minute neck rub it takes you to get that thing hard, huh?
 
We are men,we get boners all the time,spontanious ones too for us younger bros. We try and get creative and hide that shit, the tuck is a favourite,or Ill wear a hoodie on a day im super horny and try and cover that shit up. But ladies face it,we think about sex all the time. you dont even have to touch us,even if we smell you the blood gets diverted downstairs. Just the way she goes
 
theoak01 said:
We are men,we get boners all the time,spontanious ones too for us younger bros. We try and get creative and hide that shit, the tuck is a favourite,or Ill wear a hoodie on a day im super horny and try and cover that shit up. But ladies face it,we think about sex all the time. you dont even have to touch us,even if we smell you the blood gets diverted downstairs. Just the way she goes
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I'm not sure my guy thinks about sex all the time but that is something I am working to change. :evil:
 
just...v said:
I'm not sure my guy thinks about sex all the time but that is something I am working to change. :evil:
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you tell mr t shirt there that he has a damn unicorn and if he doesnt get a one track mind there are hundreds of us willing to step up for him :qt:
 
smurf2 said:
My husband can't seem to give me a neck/head rub without getting an instant boner. I'm just sitting here enjoying my neck massage and he tells me he has to stop bc his dick is hard

Wtf?
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Just be thankful he doesn't need a crane to get it up.
 
digimon7068 said:
i've been with the same chick for (i'll spare everyone the ad nauseum of reciting my track record for the umpteenth time) a long time and i still get wood when i give a her a back/neck/whatever rub...it's a dude thing, i think.

i assume it will probably stop happening some day...i will be sad that day...but, it ain't gonna be today...and tomorrow ain't lookin' so good either.
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Oh look at me - my Dr prescribe T and I still get wood thru my white pube bush.
 
funny that you bring this up because my sex drive is clearly in the shitter...
Greg gets wood whenever he rubs my back or whatever too and I get out and out pissed because he goes for gettin laid when all I want is my poor sore back rubbed :(
 
He should shove his boner in your mouth while he rubs your neck actually why would he even rub your neck in the first place
 
shirlene29 said:
funny that you bring this up because my sex drive is clearly in the shitter...
Greg gets wood whenever he rubs my back or whatever too and I get out and out pissed because he goes for gettin laid when all I want is my poor sore back rubbed :(
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So he rubs your back for 30-45 minutes, then he gets laid. Sounds like a good deal for both of you.


Then again skipping the backrub and getting laid still sounds like a good deal for both of you.
 
smurf2 said:
My husband can't seem to give me a neck/head rub without getting an instant boner. I'm just sitting here enjoying my neck massage and he tells me he has to stop bc his dick is hard

Wtf?
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Seems that when he cups and squeezes his hands he gets a boner, probably just a coincidence, he's probably crazy about you
 
ceo said:
So he rubs your back for 30-45 minutes, then he gets laid. Sounds like a good deal for both of you.


Then again skipping the backrub and getting laid still sounds like a good deal for both of you.
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try like three minutes if I threaten to kill him....


and I dont wanna get laid anymore or did you miss that part
 
shirlene29 said:
try like three minutes if I threaten to kill him....


and I dont wanna get laid anymore or did you miss that part
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You need to run tren ace at 20mg eod and some caber. You will be fine.


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