supersizeme
New member
First off let me just start by saying that I can't stand the shit. If it's long enough to curl then it just needs to go ahead and not be on my body. Curly hairs have driven me freaking nuts since I started puberty back in kindergarten. I think most of it stems from pissing in a public urinal, looking down and seeing little fucking nasty curly hairs on it. PUKE. That is so nasty I can't even tell you. But from the varying opinions I've gotten from girls who are blessed with the post-coital opportunity of feeding me different fruits and fanning me while I'm ass naked, I have found that there's a fine line between looking "not hairy" and emasculating yourself by having too little of it. I'm not an overly hairy guy, I don't have the shit creeping up out my shirt collars, nor will I have to worry about back hair from what I can tell, but my legs are fairly hairy. Chest is about average. My usual process of ridding myself of body hair is the following:
1 guard on chest
1 guard on crotch and i trim up it so that i have a treasure trail
no guard on the applebag
2 guard on armpits
2 guard on my legs
wax the bottom of my feet, my palms, my tongue, and leave my ear and nose hair french braided to each other like two adjoining hair bridges on either side of my face.
This last time I did my legs, I screwed up and had the 1 guard on instead of the 2 so it's really short right now. I don't mind it, but sure enough I got shit about it from a female and how I shouldn't trim it so short blah blah blah. To be perfectly honest, I didn't mind the way it looked cuz I could now see cuts in the quads a lot clearer, but now you are stepping over into the whole overly vain territory along with wiping out your masculinity. and it's not quite counterable by the fact that you lift weights religiously...no i'm apparently still a little prissy thing despite the fact that my leg day would make an average, every day kind of guy cry and want to hold the nearest teddy bear or blankie. I'd never take a bic to my legs or chest, due to the fact that you don't want to go around giving chicks razor burn when you're knocking the bottom out of that ass. Don't want to be that guy. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this because from the impression I've gotten, about 50% of girls don't care and you're saved by the fact that you're muscular, and the other 50% think you're prissy and vain because of it regardless of your gym ethics.
1 guard on chest
1 guard on crotch and i trim up it so that i have a treasure trail
no guard on the applebag
2 guard on armpits
2 guard on my legs
wax the bottom of my feet, my palms, my tongue, and leave my ear and nose hair french braided to each other like two adjoining hair bridges on either side of my face.
This last time I did my legs, I screwed up and had the 1 guard on instead of the 2 so it's really short right now. I don't mind it, but sure enough I got shit about it from a female and how I shouldn't trim it so short blah blah blah. To be perfectly honest, I didn't mind the way it looked cuz I could now see cuts in the quads a lot clearer, but now you are stepping over into the whole overly vain territory along with wiping out your masculinity. and it's not quite counterable by the fact that you lift weights religiously...no i'm apparently still a little prissy thing despite the fact that my leg day would make an average, every day kind of guy cry and want to hold the nearest teddy bear or blankie. I'd never take a bic to my legs or chest, due to the fact that you don't want to go around giving chicks razor burn when you're knocking the bottom out of that ass. Don't want to be that guy. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this because from the impression I've gotten, about 50% of girls don't care and you're saved by the fact that you're muscular, and the other 50% think you're prissy and vain because of it regardless of your gym ethics.