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Body hair conundrum

supersizeme

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First off let me just start by saying that I can't stand the shit. If it's long enough to curl then it just needs to go ahead and not be on my body. Curly hairs have driven me freaking nuts since I started puberty back in kindergarten. I think most of it stems from pissing in a public urinal, looking down and seeing little fucking nasty curly hairs on it. PUKE. That is so nasty I can't even tell you. But from the varying opinions I've gotten from girls who are blessed with the post-coital opportunity of feeding me different fruits and fanning me while I'm ass naked, I have found that there's a fine line between looking "not hairy" and emasculating yourself by having too little of it. I'm not an overly hairy guy, I don't have the shit creeping up out my shirt collars, nor will I have to worry about back hair from what I can tell, but my legs are fairly hairy. Chest is about average. My usual process of ridding myself of body hair is the following:

1 guard on chest
1 guard on crotch and i trim up it so that i have a treasure trail
no guard on the applebag
2 guard on armpits
2 guard on my legs
wax the bottom of my feet, my palms, my tongue, and leave my ear and nose hair french braided to each other like two adjoining hair bridges on either side of my face.

This last time I did my legs, I screwed up and had the 1 guard on instead of the 2 so it's really short right now. I don't mind it, but sure enough I got shit about it from a female and how I shouldn't trim it so short blah blah blah. To be perfectly honest, I didn't mind the way it looked cuz I could now see cuts in the quads a lot clearer, but now you are stepping over into the whole overly vain territory along with wiping out your masculinity. and it's not quite counterable by the fact that you lift weights religiously...no i'm apparently still a little prissy thing despite the fact that my leg day would make an average, every day kind of guy cry and want to hold the nearest teddy bear or blankie. I'd never take a bic to my legs or chest, due to the fact that you don't want to go around giving chicks razor burn when you're knocking the bottom out of that ass. Don't want to be that guy. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this because from the impression I've gotten, about 50% of girls don't care and you're saved by the fact that you're muscular, and the other 50% think you're prissy and vain because of it regardless of your gym ethics.
 
Sometimes it's necessary to do a whole body shave. That makes getting the latex off a bit easier.

And since when did monkeys learn how to use a trimmer?
 
I shave my chest every morn with a sensor xl and shaving cream. and my face.
in the shower I shave my abs and nether regions with a mach 3.

I've heard that shaving the legs is bad - so I'll hold off from that.

other than that, I can't fucking stand bodyhair - I leave a happy trail due to popular demand - but if I had it my way, there would be no hair below my eyebrows.
 
supersizeme said:

1 guard on chest
1 guard on crotch and i trim up it so that i have a treasure trail
no guard on the applebag
2 guard on armpits
2 guard on my legs
wax the bottom of my feet, my palms, my tongue, and leave my ear and nose hair french braided to each other like two adjoining hair bridges on either side of my face.

what the hell does this mean?
 
It's too bad you don't like body hair. Nothing turns me on more than running my fingers through a thick mane of back hair. You could always just shave yourself baby-soft and invest in a chest wig.....
 
i thought the reason we all workout is to look good naked?

why not show you hard work by shaving the hair off your hard earned muscle?

emasculating ?i dont see it but ok
 
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