boardshorts

[the_clockwork]

Someone help a midwestern out.. I got a couple pair of boardshorts and I thought they had the lining in them. What do you wear under them to prevent my junk to be poking out when they are wet? I know they are going to stick to me when wet so how do I prevent the entire familia from seeing my dick poking out?!!?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Don't wear them.

 

[ceo]

nothing. always go commando in board shorts.

 

[Dial_tone]

go off cycle. You won't be able to boner up so it won't matter.

 

[the_clockwork]

are u guys fucking w/ me?

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm not cycling.. swore it off

 

[the_alcatraz]

Wear it backwards.

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't want sand in my asshole

alcatraz I'll fucking kill you

 

[the_alcatraz]

I don't want sand in my asshole

alcatraz I'll fucking kill you

lol...go for it...you dnt even have the cojones to wear shorts commando, you wanna kill me? pleeeeeeeeease.

 

[jnevin]

I went commando when I was in Vegas last summer. I forgot about the whole vacuum/ yohnson thing. I got out of the pool right in front of this cabanna of wimmens. They stared. They pretty much saw it all.

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^good bro material

 

[GUARDIAN]

being a fellow midwesterner i will giver u the secret......use the pockets. all my boardshorts had pockets. u can use one hand and put it in the pocket and pull the shorts away as u exit.

u could try compression shorts i have heard that helps some.

 

[jestro]

Some board shorts have a liner.

 

[Mr. dB]

jock strap

 

[mus1cjunk1e]

I always just wear them commando, sometimes with boxers if I wasn't really planning on going in the water but am wearing the board shorts just in case. Never really had a problem with it, but now that I think about it I never really noticed lol. Who knows how many elderly women and young children I've half flashed

 

[jnevin]

I always just wear them commando, sometimes with boxers if I wasn't really planning on going in the water but am wearing the board shorts just in case. Never really had a problem with it, but now that I think about it I never really noticed lol. Who knows how many elderly women and young children I've half flashed

It's like a goddamn vacuum pack on your unit. I was going on my second day of raging and no sleep when I was at the Vegas pool. It didn't even register until I saw 4 or 5 girls staring at my wenis. I just smiled and nodded.

 

[GUARDIAN]

jock strap

good idea

 

[ceo]

It's like a goddamn vacuum pack on your unit. I was going on my second day of raging and no sleep when I was at the Vegas pool. It didn't even register until I saw 4 or 5 girls staring at my wenis. I just smiled and nodded.

That's right! That's what real men do.

 

[SouthernLord]

Fuck just wear something under them. I wore a pair commando last year and the velcro on the fly rubbed my dick head raw. That shit sucked so fucking bad.

 

[AAP]

Wear it backwards.

You faggot.

 

[AAP]

I went commando when I was in Vegas last summer. I forgot about the whole vacuum/ yohnson thing. I got out of the pool right in front of this cabanna of wimmens. They stared. They pretty much saw it all.

Whoa. They must have had, like.. supervision.

 

[the_alcatraz]

You faggot.

lol. Should I consider that as a compliment coming from you?

 

[jnevin]

Whoa. They must have had, like.. supervision.

Sonofa..

 

[silverskyline]

free ball and be proud of what you have to worry about...I always am :~)

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^good bro advice.

 

[binö]

def tuck buffalo bill style

 

[DannoMight]

just wear a smaller pair of shorts or some type of brief to prevent the dongwood.

 

[digimon7068]

nothing. always go commando in board shorts.

agreed. . .

 

[the_alcatraz]

just wear a smaller pair of shorts or some type of brief to prevent the dongwood.

lstn to the porn star

 

[the_clockwork]

just wear a smaller pair of shorts or some type of brief to prevent the dongwood.

your mom is a dongwood

 

[DannoMight]

your mom is a dongwood

ur a dongwood cokwok

 

[nimbus]

being a fellow midwesterner i will giver u the secret......use the pockets. all my boardshorts had pockets. u can use one hand and put it in the pocket and pull the shorts away as u exit.

YEP! that's how it's done

 

[the_clockwork]

it's going to be cold water I bet