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BMW's get you laid.
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SoKlueles said:
Do the back seats flatten out? Are they easlily removable? If so, quite possibly.
SoKlueles said:hahahaha ok good, cuz i actually thought about trading it for a car, so it enhances my chances
if the van's rockin, don't come knockin.
a ten-speed....
The article says "...The survey of 2,253 motorists age 20 to 50 showed that BMW drivers have sex an average of 2.2 times a week, followed by...
They're probably lying. At least based on most of the BMW drivers I know. I always thought there was a strong correlation between driving a BMW and being an ass.
They're probably lying. At least based on most of the BMW drivers I know. I always thought there was a strong correlation between driving a BMW and being an ass.
2.2 times a week since when is that something to brag about?
Robert Jan
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BMW drivers should die. Not jealousy or coveting either. Daimler drivers are cool and so are lexus drivers, while we're generalising.
I would almost rather keep going with out then get it only 2.2 times a week!!!!
word, they do, but they get you laid by women who don't want to smear their make up during sex.
If you want some good old dirty sweaty raw fucking, a BMW is not the car for you.
If you want some good old dirty sweaty raw fucking, a BMW is not the car for you.
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alien amp pharm
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Well 2.2X/week is 2.2 times more per week than I get sex now.
*goes to buy a BMW*
*goes to buy a BMW*
I am so not lying. I will be coming up on a two month dry spell next man I with is in for it!!beastboy said:
supersizeme
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havoc and velvett are going to join forces and kick all your asses then have sex together 2.2 times this week for further emphasis
This study is jaded. The only way to tell it's accuracy would be if the same number of people drove each car brand.beastboy said:
Hmmm I don't know if that totally true fro female BMW drivers.
Depends on my they drive the car - if they drive it for status or because it's a yuppie car yeah I could see how that would gain attention but men want to get into a woman's panties regardless of what they're driving.
I brought my car because I love to drive and I love the way she drives - corner huggin' freak. I attract mostly other BMW enthusiast which isn't a bad thing, especially when you can swap rides and see how they handle.
Depends on my they drive the car - if they drive it for status or because it's a yuppie car yeah I could see how that would gain attention but men want to get into a woman's panties regardless of what they're driving.
I brought my car because I love to drive and I love the way she drives - corner huggin' freak. I attract mostly other BMW enthusiast which isn't a bad thing, especially when you can swap rides and see how they handle.
Fragadelic
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I've had three beemers and I never get shit!
Robert Jan
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It's not a yuppie car it's a drug dealer car.
What car's a punk going to buy when he makes some money? a beamer of course.
Just like thick golden chains. It's bad taste. It's what you get when you put together money and stupidity
What car's a punk going to buy when he makes some money? a beamer of course.
Just like thick golden chains. It's bad taste. It's what you get when you put together money and stupidity
BMW owners like to check out Sunfire owners asses when the are filling up with gas!
HS Lifter
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Robert Jan said:
UGH.
I hate it when I see you on car threads usually "hating". That is because you drive a Yugo, I mean Fiat Uno.
Bad taste? This is what Robert Jan drives , although his is gray. http://vodila.net/photo/14/fiat_uno_1990.jpg
You drive a shitty car that resembles a ford festiva, and I am going to keep bring up your fiat "uno" until you stop "hating" on every damn car thread.
Have a nice day RJ!
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Gambino
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SoKlueles said:
it's called a average...let's say one week you get action 5 days, the next two weeks maybe nothing, the following week 1...etc. As well, oral sex may count as points or half/points...pretty simple...
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