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I hate it when they read out loud the name of the movie you are renting. If I feel like whacking one off to a movie from the drama section that should be my business.
 
I mad the mistake of renting "Women in Cages" at Blockbuster. The 16 year old punk had fun with that one. He made sure to say it at least three times while I was checking out. As I was leaving he announced quite loudly "WOMEN IN CAGES IS DUE BACK THURSDAY BY NOON"! Bastard! :mad:
 
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I picture the two of you guys to be about 17 year old with no girlfriends.

Why don't you walk in and ask them if they carry things like :

Indianal Jones and the Unconquerable Orifice?

or

AssMaster and the VooDoo Dildo.
 
Usually if you confront them about it they'll shut up like the little dorks they are. Something as simple as: "does my taste in cinema not please you, little boy?" would probably make the punk kid burst into tears.

-Warik
 
I never had an issue with this at blockbuster. I don't ever rememeber them yelling out the title, but shit like that doesn't bother me anyway. Back when I used to buy them I'd walk into a waldenbooks buy a penthouse and go about my merry way.
 
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Blockbuster only rents R rated movies at the hardest, though, right? How bad could it be?

On the other hand a place I used to rent at did rent adult movies, and I remember one time standing behind a guy and his girlfriend one time...the girlfriend was standing a little behind the guy, and the clerk isn't paying attention and says, "you have a fine, sir..." and the guy's making these gestures like "no, no, don't say it," but the clerk keeps reading off the computer and says, something like "18 bucks for Asian Anal 19..." Lol. Poor guy. His girlfriend kept it together inside the store, but I could see she was *pissed.* Shhe didn't seem like the type who'd be partaking of such entertainment with him.

Wyst
 
I went to BlockBuster yesterday...

I felt there employees were very professional.. :)


Maybe it's just the one you went to.
 
At the one I go to, it's all school kids with summer jobs in the summer, and burnouts the rest of the year. Right now the kids are really nice and professional. I've never seen such a weird fluctuation of staff at a store before.
 
Pamela said:

I felt there employees were very professional.. :)

None were ever disrespectful to me. However, as long as i can remember the movie title was called out whenever I rented, regardless of the content of the movie.
 
wyst said:
Blockbuster only rents R rated movies at the hardest, though, right? How bad could it be?

You're a woman so it doesn't matter what movie you rent. If you get a chick flick, then it's expected. If you get a guy movie, then you're the best girl anyone could ask for. A guy goes into Blockbuster alone b/c the girlfriend is home doing whatever, or coming over later. The poor fellow was asked to get a movie like "The Horse Whisperer", or another dreaded flick such as "Bridges of Madison County".

To avoid embarrassment men are forced to rent at least two other movies. So we'll grab the chick flick, and get a macho movie such as "The Godfather", and "Full Metal Jacket". The reason being that no clerk ever says "The Godfather, Full Metal Jacket, and The Bridges of Madison County are due back Tuesday by midnight". No, the clerks are too lazy, and say something along the lines of "The movies are due back Tuesday by midnight". It is all an evil plan by Blockbuster to get more revenue.
 
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Rex said:


You're a woman so it doesn't matter what movie you rent. If you get a chick flick, then it's expected. If you get a guy movie, then you're the best girl anyone could ask for. A guy goes into Blockbuster alone b/c the girlfriend is home doing whatever, or coming over later. The poor fellow was asked to get a movie like "The Horse Whisperer", or another dreaded flick such as "Bridges of Madison County".

To avoid embarrassment men are forced to rent at least two other movies. So we'll grab the chick flick, and get a macho movie such as "The Godfather", and "Full Metal Jacket". The reason being that no clerk ever says "The Godfather, Full Metal Jacket, and The Bridges of Madison County are due back Tuesday by midnight". No, the clerks are too lazy, and say something along the lines of "The movies are due back Tuesday by midnight". It is all an evil plan by Blockbuster to get more revenue.

LOL! Nice, I never thought of it that way. It's like my boyfriend can't just buy toilet paper at the store even if it's the only thing he needs, cos he's afraid that people might think he jumped up off the pot and ran down to the corner to buy it, lol...
 
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LOL! Nice, I never thought of it that way. It's like my boyfriend can't just buy toilet paper at the store even if it's the only thing he needs, cos he's afraid that people might think he jumped up off the pot and ran down to the corner to buy it, lol...

Lol, exactly; however, the worst shopping list I ever configured was around Christmas time. Colds are running rampant, and working outside caused my hands to crack. To avoid catching a cold I bought that waterless hand sanitizer, and to avoid the cracked hands I bought lotion. Well passing down the aisle I see the, at the time, new Listerine strips so I decided to give them a shot. My did I get some weird looks from the cashier.
 
LOL! my favorite is making my bf buy tampons and seeing how many other things he didn't need that this causes him to buy, lol...

Wyst
 
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Lol...I used to work at Blockbuster and I would do this too. Half the the Drama section is nothing but softcore porn.
 
I remember several years ago, when I was in High School, I rented "Return to Savage Beach" at Blockbuster, the movie is stupid, but with Shae Marks in it, it was awesome. Anyway the 16 year old clerk was teasing me in front of like 85 people, so I told him, would you shut the fuck up, or do I have to shove this tape up your ass. Well he buckled immediately, he said he was sorry like 40 times, and gave me 5 coupons for Free Rentals.
 
heheh it's like when I went into waterstone's (like borders or barnes and noble) and loudly asked the cashier where the sex books were. I did have a particular volume in mind, but wanted to see the reactions. There were loads of men browsing, suprised to see me. Same reaction in a Dutch video store where me and hubby were looking for a porno flick to rent together.
circusgirl
 
lol they actually do that?

it would be cool as shit walking over to the porno section, taking the most nastiest porno available, and then renting it. see if the dude would go "Big fat girls doing hogs, part three", great choice sir, may i suggest "Big hairy girls doing london" as well?
 
MrMuscle said:
lol they actually do that?

it would be cool as shit walking over to the porno section, taking the most nastiest porno available, and then renting it. see if the dude would go "Big fat girls doing hogs, part three", great choice sir, may i suggest "Big hairy girls doing london" as well?

No porno though. You have to go into backwards video stores and wander into some curtained back room for that.
 
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