bitches youre all fucking boring

[GoldenDelicious]

Hope you wear a condom...

of course, but even when you wear condoms, you start imagining bugs with little grappling hooks and backpacks trekking making their way around the latex and jumping all over your junk

also this was by no means a bragging thread, i dont give a shit about bragging anyway - i just think my life is funny and i cant really talk about my escapades in real life cos most people are horrified, tell their friends, and then my reputation slides and having sex gets harder

dammit. lol

 

[rnch]

there are those who talk about getting it;

there are those who get it.







woid ta yo' momma

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hehehehehee

You sound like my Old Grump in a previous life. Truth be told, I don't understand why more guys don't get nani. My guess is that they are too busy playing themselves, wasting time with that whole double standard thing.... yup, that double standard shit will bite you guys in the ass EVERY SINGLE TIME.

You go borly.... "Hol a csonti?!?!?"

 

[Scotsman]

Stop humping roos!!!

And there's a chance I may be headed to the land down under in the not too distant future.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the csonti was in strange places for a while, but i know exactly where it is right now lol