bitches youre all fucking boring

[GoldenDelicious]

bitches, im writing this got put pressure on myself to perform

i have a virgin asking me to fuck her to get rid of it

a stripper to fuck her co...stripper like
sex

a girl asking to fuck her just because

another high value FUCKIE HOTTIE OMG asking to fuck her cos im mad

another good girl asking to fuck her cos her ex is a wanker and he sucks

so fucking HI 5 ME and wish me luck cos life is fucking AWESOME and

jh1 can visit em to go OFF but theres no coke in SA unless i find it and
stringbean can visit me to fucking HIT IT yeah mofo
and even steve can visit to lose it with a hottie
and sublime...sublime...wanna lose it to a 3some FUCK YEAH im in hi5555555555555555555555555555

my life rock fuckin onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn elaaa re gamoto!!!!

(greeks rock so fucking hard ela re!!!!!)

 

[Jon79]

loll

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[Mr. dB]

bitches, im writing this got put pressure on myself to perform

i have a virgin asking me to fuck her to get rid of it

a stripper to fuck her co...stripper like
sex

a girl asking to fuck her just because

another high value FUCKIE HOTTIE OMG asking to fuck her cos im mad

another good girl asking to fuck her cos her ex is a wanker and he sucks

so fucking HI 5 ME and wish me luck cos life is fucking AWESOME and

jh1 can visit em to go OFF but theres no coke in SA unless i find it and
stringbean can visit me to fucking HIT IT yeah mofo
and even steve can visit to lose it with a hottie
and sublime...sublime...wanna lose it to a 3some FUCK YEAH im in hi5555555555555555555555555555

my life rock fuckin onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn elaaa re gamoto!!!!

(greeks rock so fucking hard ela re!!!!!)

You should charge money for that.

 

[bw1]

Why do you need pressure to perform?

 

[b0und]

My life pales compared to GD's, I come here to live through you, bro.

And db is on the right track.




b0und (lolol)

 

[AAP]

what was your myspace page again?

 

[Cutiebaby]

dude, has anyone ever told you that you dont rock?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

last night was a blur, lets not talk about it lol

bw1: im lazy, so what i do is proclaim that im going to do xyz thing publicly, so i look like a dick if i dont keep to my word.

AAP: lets leave myspace alone for a bit lol

dB: nah, as soon as it becomes a job, its over i wont like it anymore

b0und: its not as super dooper as you might think, but it has its moments...so ill tell you a story to make you LOL - i was in bed with a platonic female friend yesterday (we had all gone out and come back to crash at my place at 3am, and what with the sofabed being crap, she ended up in mine) and she was complaining that she was fearful of giving guys head because she didnt know if she was any good bla bla bla, and that she hadnt given it since highschool (shes 20). so, cos im just the kindest, bestest person in the world, i offered to teach her how to give head. so shes like "but that would be weird" and im like "i agree, it would be really weird. ultra weird. now put my dick in your mouth" LOL (i was only about 20% serious about the whole thing, and just being a cheeky little shit cos it was funny)

anyway, cut a long story short, she was right, her technique was crap, but i corrected it for her and now shes awesome

(deebs...i should be paid for THAT lol)

oh and angel, i have some really cutting coebacks i could throw at you, but dont want to hurt your feelings. please dont get cheeky again

anyway

(i cant believe i made this thread LOL)

 

[Sassy69]

Hope you wear a condom...