Bitch Session

[gotmilk]

I mean ya..my anus is hairy and all, but it's fucking two ply.

 

[AAP]

Whoa....whats going on in here??

Nothing that I can't handle. Get back in the workshop.

Ilk, cmere girl. Before he gets jealous.

 

[gotmilk]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

I have a paper cup full of sperm from a 10 am wank session. Want it?

 

[Ilk]

Nothing that I can't handle. Get back in the workshop.

Ilk, cmere girl. Before he gets jealous.

Oh.... LOL

He never gets jealous anymore....

 

[Ilk]

I have a paper cup full of sperm from a 10 am wank session. Want it?

Erm.....























Maybe not....... Shadow can fill me up......

 

[puddlemonkey]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

That's the scariest thing I've ever heard a woman say. Next to "I'm pregnant" of course.

 

[Ilk]

Thats all I do these days.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hottest thing ever was, "my tubes are tied" and it actually being true!

 

[CrazyRussian]

i hate how this board is a reflection of american society. a bunch of mindless fuckbags who spend their day mindlessly swimming through their shallow lake of nothingness known as life until its time to go to sleep, rinse and repeat, and die.