Bitch Session

[AAP]

Bitch all you wanted.
About anything you want.
Nothing has immunity.
I got quite a few gripes of my own.

Go!

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So Jenna Bush is getting married. Are we to believe that she’s still a virgin and upholding all those conservative family values? Next thing you know Barbara will be joining MADD.

I would be a huge slut if only I had the time. Damn job!

You would think with this heat out there those damn bears would be passing out from their fat bellies and back hair.

I go to a gay sports bar. Not a straight sports bar. If I didn't have the choice, then I’d rather stay home and watch the game without a roomful of carefully posed, gushing men who shop in the boys department. Have you seen the fuck Aberzombie tight ass shirts ya'll bitches wearing?

I hate meeting tricks that proclaim they are over their ex and then proceed to talk nonstop about the said ex. You say you’re over your ex? Here’s a novel idea: Stop talking about him. Either that or prepare to start hearing about my ex who got me off six times a night. I wonder what he’s up to??? Like tonight?

Unlike that last prude, my current boyfriend and I love kink. Embrace your whorish ways.

I hate twinks, I would kill every last one of them if I could. Except my drug supplier.

Straight people acting like fags owe their stupid asses something. I don't owe you shit. I was molded from clay like Wonder Woman!

I hate Drama Majors. Standing around acting so butch but when you get them home, they start twirling around the room like Mary Tyler Moore dancing in the rain.

 

[Ilk]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

 

[ck2006]

I hate Drama Majors. Standing around acting so butch but when you get them home, they start twirling around the room like Mary Tyler Moore dancing in the rain.

LMAO!

 

[mountain muscle]

AAP your incessant politicing and bitching is fucking annoying. Go suck a cock or at least play with one so you can't type political bullshit anymore.

Other than that, I am doing okay.

 

[jestro]

I need to get laid.
My Jeep is a piece of crap.

 

[Stryker1992]

I was working out at the gym (one I joined for a month due to travelling) and there is a woman who "manages" the place. she has seen me like 6 or seven times in the last 2 weeks. I am doing lat pull downs and the bitch walks right up to me and gets in front of me. I look at her and pause and she tells me to "finish up".

She says to me "are you a member?" in some snot ass voice while being in my face. I say "No, I just fucking walked in off the streets becuase it looks like a cool place to exercise."

She proceeds to tell me I have to pay or leave...I tehn tell her I have been coming in for 2 weeks and she and I have seen one another several times. She goes and looks my name up and comes back and says "If you use the sign in sheet like we request then these things would not happen."

I told her if she would mind her own fucking business then these things would not happen.

Fucking CUNT! Do not bother me when I am working out!

LUCKILY I AM OFF CYCLE RIGHT NOW!

 

[The Shadow]

I want my eggs fertilized.... Damn it!!!!

Whoa....whats going on in here??




Eggs....yum

 

[gotmilk]

Why does two-ply toilet paper still rip?

I mean seriously, if I wanted to wipe my anus with my fingers, I'd convert to Muslim.

 

[The Shadow]

Why does two-ply toilet paper still rip?

I mean seriously, if I wanted to wipe my anus with my fingers, I'd convert to Muslim.

You ass dreads are getting in the way

 

[AAP]

LMAO!

It's true. You see a guy standing there looking all manly and butch. And you think "damn, he looks like he would be fun to have over Sunday to watch the game with."

Then you remember the last time you thought this and decide you better get him over Saturday night for a trial run. That's when you discover to your horror that you are observing something that can only be witnessed on some B-rated Oxygen channel musical show.