Billfred wants to fuck me

[WoodyO]

This one, the cookie and cocoa swirl. I'd eat my own dick if this stuff was on it:

Amazon.com : Variety Pack - Trader Joe's: 1) Speculoos Smooth Cookie Butter; 2) Speculoos Crunchy Cookie Butter; 3) Speculoos Cookie & Cocoa Swirl (Total 3 Jars) : Nut Butters : Grocery & Gourmet Food

 

[sexyMFer]

I'm thinking about going to raid the kid area in the pantry

 

[WoodyO]

Trader Joes is next to my gym. I better pop in there afterwards.

 

[bigbassturd]

The fuck is all this cookie butter shit?

 

[AFeedz]

Yall are welcome.

The spread that ruined a million diets.

Mmmmm

 

[miplank]

I grill like a fucking boss.

I learned to cook after the divorce. I just haven't felt like it recently and with the kids away I see no point in doing it right now.

Shirlene actually helped me when I was learning to cook. I used to flip out in the grocery store and she'd call me and tell me where things were.

OMG I did that shit too and Cindy had to help me too..lmfao!

 

[bigbassturd]

I don't know where dick is in a grocery store

That's why I wander around for half an hour and eventually leave with a pack of lunch meat and some ramen noodles

 

[wootoom]

Can I chop suey?

 

[WoodyO]

OMG I did that shit too and Cindy had to help me too..lmfao!

I threw a grocery basket in Fraziers farm once. True story. They bring in busloads of seniors in the afternoon and they are all total pricks. I was getting ultra frustrated looking for something and having them purposely block my way with carts.

I eventually sent my lil basket flying and stormed out.

 

[wootoom]

Who cares about your fucking little gay stories. Please respond