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BikiniWhale Appreciation Thread

*taps microphone*

I would like to thank all those that made this dubious distinction possible.....

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Are those crickets that I hear chirping in the distance?




LMFAO
 
I'd like to friendly remind you ALL, you are in my Kingdom here

I will not accept random acts of douchebaggerism, so keep is simple and civil.

Less I start deleting posts until it seems I'm having a nice conversation with myself
 
pintoca said:
I'd like to friendly remind you ALL, you are in my Kingdom here

I will not accept random acts of douchebaggerism, so keep is simple and civil.

Less I start deleting posts until it seems I'm having a nice conversation with myself
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Damn....


*takes red wagon*

*hangs head*

*leaves playground*
 
eat big said:
You forgot the bank account.
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If the planet were inhabited by females alone we wouldnt have need for YOUR bank accounts.

Feel me?






Wiat a minute, then there would be NO COCKS.



Damn.

Ok - I will take the money too! ;)
 
i see thread of the week potential right here.
 
I'm running a field test here: Anything with Bikini on the title moves at a breakneck pace of about 2 pages/hour
 
stilleto said:
where do you go on tuesdays?
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I am with my children... Today is early release so we have extra time today.

Elite is hardly on my mind.



No offense peeps... I gots nuthin but love fer all a yaz. :heart:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am with my children... Today is early release so we have extra time today.

Elite is hardly on my mind.



No offense peeps... I gots nuthin but love fer all a yaz. :heart:
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what did they do last week when you had 5 dates in one week?
 
pintoca said:
we want to know.

Does your kitty swallow?
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I recommend this for post of the day
 
stilleto said:
what did they do last week when you had 5 dates in one week?
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I am only allowed limited time.

Last week I was only allowed ONE DAY.


Does that satisfy your curiosity?

Shall I forward you correspondences with my children's teachers to let you know how "happy" everyone is about the current bullshit arrangement? Or should I just photocopy documents and mail them to you?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
If the planet were inhabited by females alone we wouldnt have need for YOUR bank accounts.
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That's bullshit because you females would still be buying expensive purses, clothes, jewelry, makeup, etc simply to show-up the other females.

Plus you all would actually have to do work besides the occasional load of laundry so you'd go poor and the human species would cease to exist.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I am only allowed limited time.

Last week I was only allowed ONE DAY.


Does that satisfy your curiosity?

Shall I forward you correspondences with my children's teachers to let you know how "happy" everyone is about the current bullshit arrangement? Or should I just photocopy documents and mail them to you?
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no, i was just wondering cause I know how time consuming kids and family is so i was impressed by your ability to date so much.
 
alien amp pharm said:
That's bullshit because you females would still be buying expensive purses, clothes, jewelry, makeup, etc simply to show-up the other females.

Plus you all would actually have to do work besides the occasional load of laundry so you'd go poor and the human species would cease to exist.
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Ummmmm

No men = we could live harmoniously...

Remember, it was eatbig who so eloquently pointed out we really only need you for your cocks. NOT ME. :verygood:
 
stilleto said:
no, i was just wondering cause I know how time consuming kids and family is so i was impressed by your ability to date so much.
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Well being as how I was self-employed mother to four children I know how time consuming family is.

The law has stripped me of the right to mother.

My ex got me fired from my job.

The law has further stripped me of the ability to earn enough to support us while returning to school, the judge actually mocked me.

But thank you for your concern. From what you told me off the record, I thought you understood how these things work.... My bad.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well being as how I was self-employed mother to four children I know how time consuming family is.

The law has stripped me of the right to mother.

My ex got me fired from my job.

The law has further stripped me of the ability to earn enough to support us while returning to school, the judge actually mocked me.

But thank you for your concern. From what you told me off the record, I thought you understood how these things work.... My bad.
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nomatter what I told you off the record, I can't possibly know that your ex got you fired or that you don't have your kids full time. I'm only a part time mind reader.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Well being as how I was self-employed mother to four children I know how time consuming family is.

The law has stripped me of the right to mother.

My ex got me fired from my job.

The law has further stripped me of the ability to earn enough to support us while returning to school, the judge actually mocked me.

But thank you for your concern. From what you told me off the record, I thought you understood how these things work.... My bad.
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Hmmm, why is this?
 
stilleto said:
nomatter what I told you off the record, I can't possibly know that your ex got you fired or that you don't have your kids full time. I'm only a part time mind reader.
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Again... because I didnt post it up that didnt mean it didnt happen.

Regardless of what some internet retards THINK they know... they dont. I keep 99.9% of what goes on in my life OFF the boards and only post up inconsequential bullshit that matters not to me to kill time with shits and giggles.

When will you learn that not everyone is like those that were in your life?

Please stop making me out to be the bad guy here. I was actually the one that got fucked for "doing the right thing". My karma is that my kids know for A FACT that I never ever ever kept them from their father. Even though I should have. They will never have to wonder whether or not their father is a fucking creep or a saint that was stripped of his right to father because they are actually more with him then me.

Just a snippet of what their lives are like as a result: All of their grades have dropped considerably. My one is failing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER ACADEMIC CLASSES...

Please, just stop and breathe...
 
I luvs me some Bikinimom.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Again... because I didnt post it up that didnt mean it didnt happen.
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hello?
i didn't say it didn't happen- wtf? I only said I didn't know that.

I asked where your kids were when you went on all these dates- thats ALL. you want to twist it around to me saying something more, knock yourself out, but I didn't, so don't put words, or thoughts into my mouth, ok?

holy crap.
 
stilleto said:
hello?
i didn't say it didn't happen- wtf? I only said I didn't know that.

I asked where your kids were when you went on all these dates- thats ALL. you want to twist it around to me saying something more, knock yourself out, but I didn't, so don't put words, or thoughts into my mouth, ok?

holy crap.
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That is exactly what you hung me out to dry for previously: "because I didn't elaborate."

The implication was obvious...

Come on.

I have no quarrel with you, but you seem to be pissed at me for whatever and I dont get it. Honestly...
 
stilleto said:
no, i was just wondering cause I know how time consuming kids and family is so i was impressed by your ability to date so much.
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read this again and show me where I said one negative thing about you.

I was IMPRESSED.

at no point did i say that you must not have your children or that you should not have them or that you're lying or holding back info or ANY of the twisted things you somehow imagined me saying.

:rolleyes:
I'm done here. its not possible to have a nice conversation with you.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That is exactly what you hung me out to dry for previously: "because I didn't elaborate."

The implication was obvious...

Come on.

I have no quarrel with you, but you seem to be pissed at me for whatever and I dont get it. Honestly...
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I asked you a damn question- and followed it WITH A COMPLIMENT- i didn't imply anything- thats your mind projecting, not mine.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Again... because I didnt post it up that didnt mean it didnt happen.

Regardless of what some internet retards THINK they know... they dont. I keep 99.9% of what goes on in my life OFF the boards and only post up inconsequential bullshit that matters not to me to kill time with shits and giggles.

When will you learn that not everyone is like those that were in your life?

Please stop making me out to be the bad guy here. I was actually the one that got fucked for "doing the right thing". My karma is that my kids know for A FACT that I never ever ever kept them from their father. Even though I should have. They will never have to wonder whether or not their father is a fucking creep or a saint that was stripped of his right to father because they are actually more with him then me.

Just a snippet of what their lives are like as a result: All of their grades have dropped considerably. My one is failing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER ACADEMIC CLASSES...

Please, just stop and breathe...
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Seriously, your spewing out bullshit that no one asked you to spew out but you blame us for asking you to spew it out? Crazy.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You just luv me for my ass! ;)
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nah, you have some nice DSL too. :p
 
stilleto said:
I asked you a damn question- and followed it WITH A COMPLIMENT- i didn't imply anything- thats your mind projecting, not mine.
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This is the internet and it is not easy to emote, miscommunication abounds.

I honestly thought you were posting a dig and it bothered me because you are a mother and a mother that I respect...

I cant help it, but it is still hard for me to forget how harshly you judged me in the past.

I admit it... I am human.

I could give a fuck what any internet retard BOY says... they dont have a clue.

But when I am judged by a woman that I respect it is hard for me to swallow.

Forgiving is easy... forgetting is not.


I am human and make mistakes.


I hide alot and sometimes it makes me very defensive.... because I have been so harshly and unfairly judged. You are only one and I should try to put it aside. You apologized and that should be enough.


But as I said... when it comes so often.. more legal documents that make no sense, stripping me of every right that a NON CRIMINAL is supposed to have.... If I work then I risk losing that time with my children. The fact that I am returning to school to make something better for us is considered a joke. It is very complicated and surreal to say the least. My attorneys are working hard to find someone to do the appeal pro bono but time is running out.


I have to get to the gym and train a bit before my kids get out of school.


I am sorry that I misinterpreted your comments.
 
eat big said:
Seriously, your spewing out bullshit that no one asked you to spew out but you blame us for asking you to spew it out? Crazy.
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LOL I dont spew bullshit... but goodness knows I have been known to wade through a heap of it or two around here.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL I dont spew bullshit... but goodness knows I have been known to wade through a heap of it or two around here.
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You talk about things no one asked you to bring up and you blame others. Seriously, you bring up things no one asks you to talk about and you get hissy. Read this thread over.
 
eat big said:
You talk about things no one asked you to bring up and you blame others. Seriously, you bring up things no one asks you to talk about and you get hissy. Read this thread over.
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Ummmmm nope.
 
Y_lifter said:
How about being able to fast forward thru my kids Teenage years with selective pauses at times when there is less drama ?
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Good lord do I feel you on THAT one! I'd like the fast forward times 4! :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
*taps microphone*

I would like to thank all those that made this dubious distinction possible.....

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Are those crickets that I hear chirping in the distance?




LMFAO
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lol see. she has a pretty good sense of humor about herself. that's a good quality. nevermind the CAPS n BOLD
 
starfish said:
I like bikinimom.

She is no more dramatic than the posters attacking her over and over.
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Edited because I don't wanna start anything else. Had enough for one day.
 
Y_lifter said:
If not crickets chirping then it's your old dried out cunt lips
grating against each other.
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omfg dude i was drinking my protein shake and i was rollind down the screen, then saw your post and laughed so hard. now my monitor is covered in whey shake. goddamn lololoooooooooooolllllllll honestly ive never laughed harder at an EF comment.
 
I have never once had a problem with BM she has always been nice and gone out of her way to be helpful with me. I don't always agree with what she has to say or some of the things she does but hey it is her life let her live it as she sees fit it isn't harming you. Also she brings a very diffrent view to the board and with out her 20 pages threads would never be possible. ;)
 
pintoca said:
I'd like to friendly remind you ALL, you are in my Kingdom here

I will not accept random acts of douchebaggerism, so keep is simple and civil.

Less I start deleting posts until it seems I'm having a nice conversation with myself
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I actually used Douschebaggery in a descriptive contest yesterday at work.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Sorry kiddies... spent some quality time with MY kiddies.

Starfish seems to bring up a very good point...

I have NEVER post-stalked or harrassed not one single one of the mofos that go on and on adnauseum. I post up maybe one or two days out of the week on maybe five threads at the most. I see members start endless threads about all sort of bullshit nonsense, like when the last time they broke wind... but I am labeled post whore and drama queen?

You guys are truly a trip.

Something truly funny occured to me though:

One rocket scientist tried to intimate that "if I changed my point of view (to THEIR way of thinking) then perhaps that handfull of obnoxious assholes would be nicer to me".

Case in point:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6008799&postcount=280

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.... RIGHT?

Dude - I would rather go down on a sinking thread alone, the only one with half a functioning brain cell (never happened, but let's just say for the sake of arguement all of the intelligent board members left one day - that would be like 99.9% of the membership) than to adopt a belligerent asshole's sheep level of intellect so that backwoods retard would THEN "be nice" to me.

Feel me?

I would rather stand alone than to be "in" with a handfull of hte most vocal dumbasses.









....but thanks for asking.






Class dismissed. Have a nice day! :)
 
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I didn't open this Wonder Thread so you fuggers can have a hate fest... I'm going on a prowl now chairminating posts...
 
pintoca said:
I didn't open this Wonder Thread so you fuggers can have a hate fest... I'm going on a prowl now chairminating posts...
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LOL

Not one of the dumbasses who posted a singular negative comments "hates" me because there is anything to hate about me. They simply can't get over the fact that I ignore them. However, I occasionally shoo them off like a fly buzzing around my head. And because negative attention is attention nonetheless, they continue to fly about my head hoping for a repeat of the aforemetioned. They continue to post-stalk and spew wantogn and random hate-filled garbage praying to all the gods that I will eventually wave my hand or flick my fingers in a vain attempt to make them go away.

Just one example: (This one is REALLY funny!)

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6012486&postcount=302

*sigh*

It is a vicious circle ;)
 
I just woke up and for some reason, I was in a hateful angry mood yesterday. I now have no desire to carry this one on.

:heks:
 
eat big said:
I just woke up and for some reason, I was in a hateful angry mood yesterday. I now have no desire to carry this one on.

:heks:
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Oh come on...

It's all in good fun.

If you honestly believe that I get offended by what a handfull of haters post up, you dont know me at all!

When I fuck up - I apologize.

The rest is just shits and giggles darlin'.


(And for those of you who wonder where my use of the word darlin' came from - it is NOT meant to patronize in the least. A man that I loved very much once used to call me that. I met him on elite... I keep the use of that expression as a memory of something that is dear and sweet and special to me.)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL of THAT I have no doubt darlin'. :qt:
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Aaaah. I'm just kidding. I don't even have time to correctly tie my shoes. . .thus, I wear loafers. My wife quit her 100k per year job a few years ago to stay home and take care of the kids and I've pretty much worked seven days a week since then.

My life pretty much consists of working, eating, sleeping, lifting and getting busy with the little mrs 4 or 5 times per week (not bad after 14 years of marriage, eh?).
 
digimon7068 said:
Aaaah. I'm just kidding. I don't even have time to correctly tie my shoes. . .thus, I wear loafers. My wife quit her 100k per year job a few years ago to stay home and take care of the kids and I've pretty much worked seven days a week since then.

My life pretty much consists of working, eating, sleeping, lifting and getting busy with the little mrs 4 or 5 times per week (not bad after 14 years of marriage, eh?).
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I am quite envious of your situation.

I wish you and your happy family all the best!!! :)
 
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