Biggest bodyparts contest of EF

[Deleted member 33117]

Have you ever passed on an opportunity to discuss le' henre?

No. I talk about my penis alot more when I'm drinking though. It seems to go over well with girls who've had a few drinks.

My close friends are so used to it though... as soon as I start the first 2 or 3 words from one of my classic lines they will start to shake their heads or smirk.

 

[Testosterone boy]

No. I talk about my penis alot more when I'm drinking though. It seems to go over well with girls who've had a few drinks.

My close friends are so used to it though... as soon as I start the first 2 or 3 words from one of my classic lines they will start to shake their heads or smirk.

I also always had good luck discussing le henre with the dames. They were ALWAYS quite interested.

I still mention it when I want to get their attention....on very rare occasion.

 

[biteme]

How did thread evolve into a penis size thread. I should have known. lol

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I also always had good luck discussing le henre with the dames. They were ALWAYS quite interested.

I still mention it when I want to get their attention....on very rare occasion.

Yeah, I love it when someone sets me up for it too..."Dude... so what got you into bodybuilding?"

I can just start in without a pause, and a totally strait face..."Oh...I got into bodybuilding to compensate for my incredibly small penis. I figured I need soemthing big and impressive about my body to impress the ladies....of course this plan is backfiring...since as I get bigger and bigger my cock looks smaller in propoertoin to my body...so I'm thinking I need a new game plan..."

Usually by this point most of the women within earshot are paying attention to me.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Judging by their reaction, it is safe to say that the average man is samller than the average porn star.

Some porn stars are significantly larger than me. Much to my chagrin.

 

[biteme]

Judging by their reaction, it is safe to say that the average man is samller than the average porn star.

Some porn stars are significantly larger than me. Much to my chagrin.

And how large is that? 8.5"?

 

[b fold the truth]

I don't have a recently belly shot to post...darn it...

My arms have gotten bigger though...no idea what size...20" or so I'd guess.

B True

 

[Carmen]

I don't have a recently belly shot to post...darn it...

My arms have gotten bigger though...no idea what size...20" or so I'd guess.

B True

are you clint darden?

 

[b fold the truth]

are you clint darden?

Uhh...yeah...lol.

Why?

B True

 

[scriptfactory]

I don't have a recently belly shot to post...darn it...

My arms have gotten bigger though...no idea what size...20" or so I'd guess.

B True

You got huge arms, for real. Your legs look a little small, though... Maybe it's just the pictures. Stats?