Big Brother Val

[Crazier]

Actually, I worked at Wal Mart BEFORE I was a cop.

See, unlike you, I advance in life.

I want to better myself.

I don't just mean that I want my pee-pee to tickle more this week than last... I mean I REALLY want to improve.

Okay... fine... I'll admit it. I wasn't a night stocker... I was a door greeter. And I didn't masturbate in a urinal... but in a pair of size 5 ladies pumps in the shoe department.

But still....

Well... I hope you realize I've just been fucking with you. Haven't seen your around for a while... thought I'd give you a warm welcome back.

Do they hire people under 95 to be door greeters? You must have had a pretty mean hook up to land that job.
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[Big Brother Val]

Well... I hope you realize I've just been fucking with you. Haven't seen your around for a while... thought I'd give you a warm welcome back.

Do they hire people under 95 to be door greeters? You must have had a pretty mean hook up to land that job.
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Of course I realize that you're dickin' with me, champ.

And if you blow the right person, you can get the doorgreeter job.

Hey... they don't give that position to just ANYBODY, you know.

I actually was a night stocker.

But as far as whackin' it while standing up in the urinal... hmmm... I can't quite remember if that really happened....