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I can't believe you'd say I don't masturbate at work.
After that video I sent.
Wait.
What I meant to say was that I would never do such a hideous thing.
And mama, my box only has 4 messages in it. That's odd. Okay... if it says it's full again, mail me, okay?
Talk to you soon.
After that video I sent.
Wait.
What I meant to say was that I would never do such a hideous thing.
And mama, my box only has 4 messages in it. That's odd. Okay... if it says it's full again, mail me, okay?
Talk to you soon.
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Crazier said:
Well pardon-fuckin-me then, genius.
And you think you've got balls... try whackin' it when you're doin' it standing up at the urinal, because you work the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart, and there's no chance of someone else walkin' in!
Wait.
Nevermind.
Big Brother Val said:
Your welcome for the tip... I take it that's what the problem was.
Now, as for big balls... screw standing up at a urinal, in an empty bathroom at night... much bigger balls than that... http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=119766&highlight=urinal
You talk about Wal-Mart in your threads a lot. How's the 401K program and benefits? Former cop to Wal-Mart night stocker. Life does have a sick sense of humor, huh?
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Crazier said:
Your welcome for the tip... I take it that's what the problem was.
Now, as for big balls... screw standing up at a urinal, in an empty bathroom at night... much bigger balls than that... http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=119766&highlight=urinal
You talk about Wal-Mart in your threads a lot. How's the 401K program and benefits? Former cop to Wal-Mart night stocker. Life does have a sick sense of humor, huh?
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Actually, I worked at Wal Mart BEFORE I was a cop.
See, unlike you, I advance in life.
I want to better myself.
I don't just mean that I want my pee-pee to tickle more this week than last... I mean I REALLY want to improve.
Okay... fine... I'll admit it. I wasn't a night stocker... I was a door greeter. And I didn't masturbate in a urinal... but in a pair of size 5 ladies pumps in the shoe department.
But still....
naturally anabolic
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val, any progress with the info i provided?
Big Brother Val
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naturally anabolic said:
I have a guy who lives in California checking that out this weekend. I'll let you know what I come up with.
And thanks again.
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Crazier said:
Well... I hope you realize I've just been fucking with you. Haven't seen your around for a while... thought I'd give you a warm welcome back.
Do they hire people under 95 to be door greeters? You must have had a pretty mean hook up to land that job.
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Of course I realize that you're dickin' with me, champ.
And if you blow the right person, you can get the doorgreeter job.
Hey... they don't give that position to just ANYBODY, you know.
I actually was a night stocker.
But as far as whackin' it while standing up in the urinal... hmmm... I can't quite remember if that really happened....
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