Big Brother Val

[Bikini Mod]

Empty your box fool! hehehehee

 

[decem]

cuckoo's nest


cuckoo's nest

 

[Crazier]

Val? You call on Val???

The fool doesn't even masturbate at work!!!


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[Big Brother Val]

I can't believe you'd say I don't masturbate at work.

After that video I sent.


Wait.


What I meant to say was that I would never do such a hideous thing.


And mama, my box only has 4 messages in it. That's odd. Okay... if it says it's full again, mail me, okay?

Talk to you soon.

 

[Crazier]

And mama, my box only has 4 messages in it. That's odd. Okay... if it says it's full again, mail me, okay?

Talk to you soon.

Check your sent folder.

Sincerely,
The Hideous Bathroom Masturbator
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[Big Brother Val]

Check your sent folder.

Sincerely,
The Hideous Bathroom Masturbator
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Well pardon-fuckin-me then, genius.


And you think you've got balls... try whackin' it when you're doin' it standing up at the urinal, because you work the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart, and there's no chance of someone else walkin' in!

Wait.


Nevermind.

 

[Crazier]

Well pardon-fuckin-me then, genius.


And you think you've got balls... try whackin' it when you're doin' it standing up at the urinal, because you work the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart, and there's no chance of someone else walkin' in!

Wait.


Nevermind.

Your welcome for the tip... I take it that's what the problem was.

Now, as for big balls... screw standing up at a urinal, in an empty bathroom at night... much bigger balls than that... http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=119766&highlight=urinal



You talk about Wal-Mart in your threads a lot. How's the 401K program and benefits? Former cop to Wal-Mart night stocker. Life does have a sick sense of humor, huh?
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[Big Brother Val]

Your welcome for the tip... I take it that's what the problem was.

Now, as for big balls... screw standing up at a urinal, in an empty bathroom at night... much bigger balls than that... http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=119766&highlight=urinal



You talk about Wal-Mart in your threads a lot. How's the 401K program and benefits? Former cop to Wal-Mart night stocker. Life does have a sick sense of humor, huh?
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Actually, I worked at Wal Mart BEFORE I was a cop.

See, unlike you, I advance in life.

I want to better myself.

I don't just mean that I want my pee-pee to tickle more this week than last... I mean I REALLY want to improve.

Okay... fine... I'll admit it. I wasn't a night stocker... I was a door greeter. And I didn't masturbate in a urinal... but in a pair of size 5 ladies pumps in the shoe department.

But still....

 

[naturally anabolic]

val, any progress with the info i provided?

 

[Big Brother Val]

val, any progress with the info i provided?

I have a guy who lives in California checking that out this weekend. I'll let you know what I come up with.

And thanks again.